No matter how crazy this seems, I'd love this.

[viewing ownly]

Since in 2026 seeing an escort on a low end runs [redacted amount], I was thinking of something that would be a nice touch on the part of the escort to do. Nearly always, I'm going somewhere in public after an appointment, and what I hate is having an accusation Drew Barrymore could make at her family dinner table directed at me and be true. For those who aren't familiar, in the movie E.T. she insults her brother by saying he has "penis breath". 99% of the time, I have that (unless their cock is so pumped beyond recognition that blowing them was like sucking on a shoulder or calf). 

Wouldn't it be great if an escort provided a travel kit toothbrush with toothpaste, and / or mini mouthwash to give to the client as a helpful gesture? I've never experienced this, but personally I think that would be an awesome thing for him to do, unless oral wasn't involved on our end, which would just then make it awkward. 

I'm always wanting to clean my mouth right after a session is over but frequently forget to put those things in my pocket due to being so excited to reach their destination. Not that having "P.B." is a bad thing, but fresh breath is better.

[FLFunSized]

I can’t imagine hiring someone who’s dick I wouldn’t want to taste in my mouth for the rest of the day…

[TorontoDrew]

I take a travel size bottle of mouthwash with me.

[SecretProvider]

I always offer my guests a chance to wash off in the shower and have the mouthwash ready by the sink. I also only buy fragrance free body soap so the men who have partners need not worry about having a different scent when they return home. 

@viewing ownly   It might be helpful to simply ask your provider "hey do you have an mouthwash i can use?" 

[maninsoma]

Assuming the penis is clean, is there even such a thing as "penis breath?"

[cany10011]

Wouldn't it be the client's responsibility to bring their own tootbrush? There are disposable toothbrushes that are preloaded with xylitol that will leave your cheeks and gums freshly scrubbed from the manjuice that you just enjoyed 

Edited Thursday at 02:04 PM by cany10011

[+ nycman]

[AtlantaDude]

Many of my providers have mouthwash available and some have offered a shower. 

[TxDaddyBear]

I charge extra for penis breath!!

I always offer a shower and clean towel. Mouthwash is near the sink.

I like the non-scented soap idea!

[jeezifonly]

Penis breath???? There is an endless array of pocket-sized oral refreshment products to carry, so the onus does not have to be on the owner of the penis that accidentally fell into your mouth hole. I always have saliva-stim mints in my pocket, and a couple more cleaning options in my car, as should all socializing adults (That said, my preferred guy absolutely offers spa-like bathroom including mouthwash 👅❤️) 

[CuriousByNature]

6 hours ago, TxDaddyBear said:

I charge extra for penis breath!!

Yours can breathe?  That's pretty cool, and maybe it could come in handy when swimming - up periscope.

[zeyfur]

I don't want to wash away the taste of my providers dick

[+ DrownedBoy]

On 4/14/2026 at 11:52 AM, maninsoma said:

Assuming the penis is clean, is there even such a thing as "penis breath?"

Nah, it's cum breath. Never had that problem with an escort, but some partners think it's a turn on, not something you use mouthwash for.

[Redwine56]

8 hours ago, DrownedBoy said:

Nah, it's cum breath. Never had that problem with an escort, but some partners think it's a turn on, not something you use mouthwash for.

The question is - how is your breath after a rimming?  😜

[Nue2thegame]

43 minutes ago, Redwine56 said:

The question is - how is your breath after a rimming?  😜

If you’re selective about who you rim it shouldn’t be a problem. 

[+ RyanDean]

In addition to breathmints, I usually carry mouthwash travel packs and some hygienic wipes for on-the-go touch ups.
Good for both before or after an encounter with a gent, if/as needed.

I highly recommend DentaViva Mouthwash Travel Packets.