Nue2thegame

Many on this side of the pond are multi-talented and/or have multiple certifications. I actually know some in the UK, as well.

And some days we have a stiff neck and a stiff cock

If I am looking for anything more than a pure massage, I seek an escort, sometimes with advertised massage skills. If I am seeing a masseur for a massage, sometimes I’m pleasantly surprised if more is offered but I really don’t like upsells. I might return for more in the future.

It was a tragedy for all concerned.

AC/DC

Most of the time, yes, but I’ve met a couple recently when I literally couldn’t get my tongue out of my mouth. But, who’s complaining?

Not there’s anything wrong with that

I could see this if, in addition to services as a trainer, the individual is advertising on common provider sites, i.e. RM. If not, I could see this going south very quickly and you might need to find a new trainer.

I have seen these T-shirts without her name below, in several places over the years including in Europe and airport gift shops. I had always assumed that the “DP” stood for double penetration. An enduring legacy of how widespread was her fame and my naïveté.

American English?

It’s an easy distinction to make. It’s the difference between things that are out of someone’s control and not giving a shit.

But how many OF providers are actually available? I always regarded it as expensive porn where I have to do all the work.

I think that having a single regular offers many advantages, many of which have been enumerated, but include reliability, compatibility, less potential for disappointment and predictability (also a disadvantage). As others have said, except for the rare cases that lead to a long term enduring relationship, most have a predictable shelf life necessitating an ongoing search for new companions. As for me, I enjoy the thrill of the hunt and the excitement that comes with first encounters. While I don’t have a single regular, I have a few that I have seen multiple times. I’ve found that a hybrid model, some of both, works best.

The transition from desirable to derisible can be a slip of the tongue or a slip on the keyboard.

But it would only be up until Canada becomes the 51st state. 😒

Only once when I awoke next to a coyote ugly partner.

Not a fact - just your opinion. Neither of us have data to support our opinions but I’ve met several who would challenge your assertion. They do it for a variety of reasons.

Bunch of tight ass bitches

Not past the hymen, speaking classically and anatomically.

Loved her persona but I was never a big fan of her music and haven’t seen any of her movies. As a humanitarian and philanthropist, she was at the front of the line. She was an extraordinary person as the many, varied tributes attest.

You just ruined any dreams I had of being an escort. 😥

Birthday cake🎂

I think that you treated him very kindly. FWIW, If I feel that the quoted rate is out of my range, I always politely decline and walk away. Any attempt on their part to negotiate a compromise is likely to leave both of us dissatisfied - him because he likely will feel shorted and me feeling that he would probably be resentful and hold back. IMHO I never try to negotiate.