nycman

And yet, you know the answer to the question. Some things you just have to experience for yourself.

100% prefer a table. But if I’m horny enough, I can be talked into a bed or floor massage pretty easily. I just accept that it’s not going to be much of a massage.

Not if he/she is being “felt up” willingly in order to get a head. In that case, the game is essentially the same. However in today’s world, if you’re the one doing the “feeling”, you’re a fucking moron. Promote the ugly girl, and hire a hooker.

I took your statement to mean, he had recently died. For the record, he’s alive and well: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Williams_(comedian)

Just remember… “Little Joe, never once gave it away” - Lou Reed

I send a polite, simple, and sincere “Happy Birthday” text. Two years in a row with no response? I move on.

In the grand tradition…. I feel a song coming on:

The funny thing is, I don’t know if you’re talking about the cold-blooded murder Mangione…or his executioners.

https://www.sleepyboy.com/uk/london/central/escort/MaxBigButt/public I recently hired him in London, and I immediately forgot about every other escort in London. Which is saying a lot, because London is one of my favorite cities in which to hire. He’s an amazing kisser, a powerful bottom, and a wonderful lover. You’re welcome.

Both. But given the availability of both in the same city, I will usually pick a regular. After all, a bird in the hand……

For those like me, who need a little help with this one….. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

Photos alone are sketchy and scream red flag. I’m not surprised the reviews are “lackluster”.

I would never make an assumption. Common? Yes. More likely than not? Yes. But the “default” should be whatever two sexually mature adults agree to.