Escorts Say the Darndest Things

[CuriousByNature]

13 hours ago, big-n-tall said:

Over the years a number of providers (I have gotten to know very well) have said some of the sweetest things to me. Many times in a non-client/provider setting.

One of the newer guys I hired (I've met only twice... for an overnight and a weekend) said something that had taken me aback a bit. He is an incredibly kind, sweet, affectionate man. We were in talks to have another weekend late last year. Because of circumstances, I, sadly couldn't commit to a date and meet. I let him know we'd have to postpone to a later date this year. Not long after, he texted me out of the blue asking if I was ok. He also asked if I was upset at him for some reason. I said no and assured him he has been nothing but sweet and accommodating to me in every interaction we ever had. I guess because I couldn't solidify the date he assumed something was wrong and it was something he'd done. I let him know it was me and not him him. This is when he made the comment that I was one of the very few people who treated him like a human being since he started escorting. That broke my heart. He went on to say he didn't want to ever lose me as a client because of how well I treated him. I told him he didn't have to worry. As long as I am able to hire him I would. He gave me a response (which I won't repeat here) that definitely has endeared me to him. I'm eager to see him again.

In the past, I have heard horror stories about various things from providers. Specifically on how people who pay for their services, more often than not treat them as less than. So I wasn't surprised this provider was treated poorly by some, but it definitely always saddens me to hear. I never expected him to tell me he didn't want to lose me as a client the way he did.

That's awesome to hear.  You are both very fortunate.

[marylander1940]

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This gem courtesy of @Spikeguy deserves to be on here! 

I posted a screenshot before his ad expires for lack of clients! 

Edited March 17 by marylander1940

[+ poolboy48220]

An escort once told me I have a nice cock (and followed it up with "I like all cocks, but yours is nice").  I've never thought it was anything special.  His, for the record, was impressively sized. 

[Spikeguy]

2 hours ago, marylander1940 said:

This gem courtesy of @Spikeguy deserves to be on here! 

I posted a screenshot before his ad expires for lack of clients! 

I was looking at his interview and he claims to have empathy lol.

[56harrisond]

7 hours ago, poolboy48220 said:

An escort once told me I have a nice cock (and followed it up with "I like all cocks, but yours is nice").  I've never thought it was anything special.  His, for the record, was impressively sized. 

Going to need visual proof to verify...

[Spikeguy]

I think he meant hospitality 

[+ nycman]

On 2/8/2025 at 7:35 PM, CuriousByNature said:

He gave me a response (which I won't repeat here) that definitely has endeared me to him.

So after all that, you’re not gonna tell us what he SAID?!?!?

cocktease

[Usorader]

On 11/22/2016 at 6:01 PM, glutes said:

"I only do penetration on Overnights"

 

"I am going to the gym now so I can look hotter for you"

 

"I don't post a face picture because it affects my brand"

Escorts, with their front-row seat to human quirks, often hear the wildest things. Clients spill secrets, make bizarre requests, or drop jaw-dropping one-liners, thinking the encounter’s a judgment-free zone. From “Can you pretend to be my tax auditor?” to “I just need someone to yell at me in French,” the stories pile up. Escorts might chuckle at the absurdity but stay pros, keeping the mood light. Their world’s a mix of humor, oddity, and raw honesty—proof people say the darndest things when they feel untethered.

[+ glutes]

Uso, you sound like a escort who has seen it all!

And welcome COM.

[mtaabq]

After reading through this entire topic I have to take a moment and be grateful. “Grateful” because my interactions with providers have been relatively tame or downright ordinary compared to a lot of what I’ve read here. Oh sure, there’s been the occasional oddball and 1 or 2 (or 3) truly disappointing sessions. But, overall, I’ve been pretty lucky. It’s said that God looks out for fools, drunks and children, which makes me doubly blessed. 

Edited April 19 by mtaabq

[marylander1940]

This qualifies to be on here, or so I think:

3 minutes ago, TMB said:

So I'll just say that I had a disappointing interaction with "Vin", and the quotes are because I think I was texting a bot (foreshadowing!).  I reached out on RM and was directed to a cell number.  I texted and was surprised to have an immediate response.  Had a long, wide ranging exchange over a couple days which was really nice. He complimented me on seeming like a cool person, showed that he entered my name in his contacts (there was come confusion with someone with a similar name).  Told me several times he would get back to me shortly with times to meet during his visit.  After two days of exchanges, silence, even after a prompt "Hope your day was good!".  OK, fine.  I texted him today, 4 weeks after our original exchange and after he was in my area and said "Hey, why did I not hear from you?"  Got a rote response back about his travel dates.  Asked (as I had researched) about "Danny" in the second person "e.g. Why did Danny not get back to me?"  After 20 min, no response.  So, I cannot comment on Danny as a person, but I believe he is using a chatbot in his texts.  So be aware.   

 

Edited April 20 by marylander1940

[+ glutes]

" No fake photos, I don’t like deceiving people." 

[mike carey]

23 minutes ago, glutes said:

" No fake photos, I don’t like deceiving people." 

... more than necessary. 

[mike carey]

1 hour ago, mike carey said:

... more than necessary. 

I should of course add, escorts are not alone in this ... and perhaps not the worst offenders ...

[Nightowl]

On 3/17/2025 at 9:49 AM, poolboy48220 said:

An escort once told me I have a nice cock (and followed it up with "I like all cocks, but yours is nice").  I've never thought it was anything special.  His, for the record, was impressively sized. 

I received a similar compliment from someone and assumed it was something he said to everyone.  I realized he was serious when he eagerly chowed down on it then and on every occasion after that.

[marylander1940]

"Some clients have undiagnosed autism or maybe they're just cranky because they bought a townhouse for peanuts and they never had to deal with roommates, etc."

[big-n-tall]

I have a new one to add. I can't remember the exact words, but a regular recently told me that he likes that I make him feel owned. 😍😋

[Ali Gator]

I remember being with an escort last year who was a really hot, sexy Latino guy. Great body, nice personality. He told me he was 24, but I suspected he was older than that.  When we were lying in bed, I noticed the tattoo on his chest in Roman numerals said 1993, which made him 31. I ran my hand over his beautiful chest, and  said, 'Ahhh - your tattoo says 1993...so you were born in 1993, which makes you 31, not 24.'  (I mean why else would you have 1993 tattooed on your chest ?)

He got nervous (I guess not many people ever noticed or pointed it out before) and he stuttered, "No - that's the year my father was born."  I answered, "Really ? So your dad is 31 and you're 24, which means he was 7 when he had you ?"  He fumbled again, and said, "I mean that's the year my father died."  I responded, "Hmmmmm - so you're father impregnated your mother while he was 7 years dead ? She had sex with a ghost ?" Then he said nothing - he was at a dead end. I told him he looked great for 31 (he did), and there's no reason to lie about his age - he's a great guy, and not every client wants a 24 year old. He then laughed, and said "I should never had gotten the tattoo." 

[marylander1940]

On 6/29/2025 at 6:35 PM, Gilfson said:

So I hosted a client yesterday and we start fooling around. I’ve seen this guy once before. And I told him my roomate was home so I’d appreciate it if we could keep the volume to a normal level and he agreed that was cool. So we start playing and he’s moaning so loud…. Like overly loud and I’m like reminding him to be quiet and he’s not really responding to what I’m saying.. then he falls asleep. Not once …. Not twice…. But 4 times. So I’m like dude did you take something. And he goes why and got an attitude. He ended up telling me he took g. Which is fine but he never told me he would be high for our session and honestly it turned me off… but why would you show up to an appointment high as a kite without asking if that was okay.

 

On 6/29/2025 at 10:16 PM, marylander1940 said:

PNP and escorting are an explosive combination, and it usually doesn't end well. 

 

 

8 hours ago, mistermouthyla said:

How else do you expect me to have sex with some a you ugly goons?!?! Sober!? Absolutely not girl. Lmao

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