Escorts Say the Darndest Things

[pubic_assistance]

52 minutes ago, marylander1940 said:

Considering some clients are over 300lbs

Probably the majority in the US.

[+ sniper]

"Are you into girls? You look like you could get girls" - TJ aka Scott Anthony when I first saw him after a Gaiety show(my first hire) in 1997/98. RIP

[marylander1940]

"Whether you're paying dinner or spending time at a bar, online, etc. you're already exchanging time  for sex. Why not just get to the point and call someone?"

I just posted it n the thread about the return of "high class agencies". 

[Jamie21]

On 4/20/2023 at 2:15 AM, DWnyc said:

“I don’t really date or hookup myself, as this job as kind of put me off all that stuff, maybe for life”

 

I can understand that. The job makes it difficult to hookup without thinking about the payment foregone. It also takes it out of you so that your desire for a hookup is diminished. And the random nature of the hours makes it difficult to schedule time for ‘normal’ social activities. 

[+ Tygerscent]

On 3/28/2022 at 5:22 PM, LostUpstate said:

Upon the provider (now since retired) opening the door to his apartment and seeing me for the first time, “Oh, a handsome one!” I was really complemented but wondered if he really meant it or said that to everyone. Although I sure did have a good time with him, probably the best experience I’ve had with an escort. 
 

 

I think my inner private response would’ve been: “ you’re sort of saying something about your other clients and I’m not really that comfortable with it”

[+ Tygerscent]

On 4/17/2023 at 5:30 PM, marylander1940 said:

English is not his first language 

We can assume he has a first language~ (I kid)

[+ Tygerscent]

I was working with another provider one time for a six hour session that started around 18:00~  We were seeing a client that we had seen before several times, and enjoyed the three of us as a trio. At the end of the session, the Client said to the other provider: “ you’re going to drive me to the poorhouse if we keep this up” To which the other provider said: “you obviously haven’t seen my car… Could you call for the Uber now?”

[DWnyc]

5 hours ago, Tygerscent said:

I was working with another provider one time for a six hour session that started around 18:00~  We were seeing a client that we had seen before several times, and enjoyed the three of us as a trio. At the end of the session, the Client said to the other provider: “ you’re going to drive me to the poorhouse if we keep this up” To which the other provider said: “you obviously haven’t seen my car… Could you call for the Uber now?”

To add to the list, a provider once said when I made a similar joke (back handed compliment) about how he was so good he was going to bankrupt me “baby, if you keep making jokes about my rates I’m going to start joking about your performance …” … ouch … 

[marylander1940]

On 3/28/2022 at 6:22 PM, LostUpstate said:

Upon the provider (now since retired) opening the door to his apartment and seeing me for the first time, “Oh, a handsome one!” I was really complemented but wondered if he really meant it or said that to everyone. Although I sure did have a good time with him, probably the best experience I’ve had with an escort. 
 

 

I've had some providers saying: "you're a nice surprise!". 

[marylander1940]

At least 50% of the clients are socially awkward. 

[Hen]

On 3/29/2022 at 8:12 AM, Beancounter said:

I once had an escort in Dallas tell me in the middle of passion that “we gay guys sure did like us straight guys”.  He then continued on saying his two boys sure were going to enjoy the $250 fee I was paying. Instant bone killer. 

I would have banged him so hard he'd be seeing stars if he said that to me.