orville Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 (edited) The client submits a bad review on RM saying the appointment was canceled 2h before the meeting when he messaged to ask for the address. Escort Answer: "I think a two hour notice prior to you leaving Boston to come to CT is sufficient enough. Although, you may have preferred a phone call over a text I still remained professional! Instead of personally making a phone call while putting my dog down at the vet wasn’t the time and place." Edited September 13, 2020 by orville marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 (edited) Escort Ad with 1 single pic, fully covered on tattoos of different sizes and colors. Unfit, no muscles. Ad Title: I AM DROP DEAD GORGEOUS AND COOLIN !!! Ad Description: I am the hottest guy on this website; come see for yourself because I am always up for a good time Edited September 14, 2020 by orville marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Autumnal Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I was 64 when I hired a well reviewed young man. I explained that to him that it was my first time with a man and I was extremely nervous. He asked if I was married and I told him I was. About halfway through the hour he got up to relieve himself and when he came back he looked at me for a second and then asked very casually, "Does it bother you that you are cheating on your wife?". Things kind of went down hill after that! + KensingtonHomo, + robear, orville and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I was 64 when I hired a well reviewed young man. I explained that to him that it was my first time with a man and I was extremely nervous. He asked if I was married and I told him I was. About halfway through the hour he got up to relieve himself and when he came back he looked at me for a second and then asked very casually, "Does it bother you that you are cheating on your wife?". Things kind of went down hill after that! He was being judgmental? Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I was 64 when I hired a well reviewed young man. I explained that to him that it was my first time with a man and I was extremely nervous. He asked if I was married and I told him I was. About halfway through the hour he got up to relieve himself and when he came back he looked at me for a second and then asked very casually, "Does it bother you that you are cheating on your wife?". Things kind of went down hill after that! I love it when somehow escorts get decency attacks and become judgmental. It's hysterical! marylander1940, + DrownedBoy and + glutes 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrisParr Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I was 64 when I hired a well reviewed young man. I explained that to him that it was my first time with a man and I was extremely nervous. He asked if I was married and I told him I was. About halfway through the hour he got up to relieve himself and when he came back he looked at me for a second and then asked very casually, "Does it bother you that you are cheating on your wife?". Things kind of went down hill after that! Hmmmm. I’d be tempted to retort, “and does your grandma know what you do for a living?” + g56whiz, + robear, Rod Hagen and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchal Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Hmmmm. I’d be tempted to retort, “and does your grandma know what you do for a living?” Of course, he might just say: "She was in the business long before me." Luv2play, + DrownedBoy, + robear and 3 others 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 I'd rather bump this before the 2 years deadline! What a great thread by @Oaktown ! I look forward to the next contributions! + glutes, SEAmassageSeeker and + Tygerscent 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostUpstate Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Upon the provider (now since retired) opening the door to his apartment and seeing me for the first time, “Oh, a handsome one!” I was really complemented but wondered if he really meant it or said that to everyone. Although I sure did have a good time with him, probably the best experience I’ve had with an escort. jtwalker, + Vegas_Millennial, marylander1940 and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 I was visiting Kansas City and I noticed a provider visiting from Dallas. After having sex he told me "you can't be local because you are in shape". + glutes, + Charlie, + Pensant and 4 others 1 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isrhunter Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 On 9/3/2020 at 11:47 AM, orville said: I don't know if it's a Millennial thing or business practice but some providers won't take phone calls. For me it's a way to "feel" him through his voice. I usually text and then ask to set up a time to call. Most oblige Walt and + Pensant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beancounter Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 I once had an escort in Dallas tell me in the middle of passion that “we gay guys sure did like us straight guys”. He then continued on saying his two boys sure were going to enjoy the $250 fee I was paying. Instant bone killer. + Pensant, + robear, jtwalker and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted March 29, 2022 Author Share Posted March 29, 2022 I pointed out to a Russian provider the thread about him here, and the negative comments. His réponse, "Who you gonna beiieve, me, or a bunch of tired old queens?" Walt, jtwalker, Isrhunter and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 10 hours ago, glutes said: "Who you gonna believe, me, or a bunch of tired old queens?" Well.....?? (The queens are waiting for your response.) 😆 + robear, Kevin Slater, ketut and 3 others 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amused1 Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 Response after my initial contact abouta bfe visit, "Why did you give your last guy 4 stars? I have all 5 star reviews and don't want to ruin that." This was followed by "I don't like other people's saliva so only light kissing and my arms are sore from working out so only light touching and no massage." At that point I knew I would ruin his record if we got together. + Charlie, marylander1940, BabyBoomer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young11 Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 responding to an ad without face but had a nice body, "can you send me your face?" him: "you first, my body my rules". i was very tempted to say my money my rule but left it off lol + DrownedBoy, Rand, + robear and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex93108 Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Someone I met recently said this about members of this forum. He's a guy from the South "y'all are out to make a hookers life hell….." his words not mine + robear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastbayMike Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 "This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER demands that you immediately discontinue and do not at any point in the future, under any circumstances do the following: a statement that tends to injure reputation, statements made regarding Joey Bryant which are false, defamatory, constitute tortious interference with business, and as such, are actionable under law." + Charlie, Rod Hagen, + robear and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ nycman Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 6 hours ago, jetlow said: "y'all are out to make a hookers life hell….." Only the bad ones baby,…..only the bad ones. DruJac and + robear 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ DrownedBoy Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 (edited) I recall an escort who was really full of himself (he thought he was a professional model). Really lousy session. At one point, he started laughing at my Asberger's and saying, "You're like Sheldon on Big Band Theory!" This reminded me of a comment I had earlier read on this board - an overweight client got told, "You should be on The Biggest Loser." Gotta admire these lovely attitudes, guaranteed to result in repeat hires... Edited April 9, 2022 by DrownedBoy + Charlie, DWnyc, + Vegas_Millennial and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 "The meter starts running the minute we meet. 250 an hour sweets" marylander1940, DWnyc and jtwalker 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 On 3/29/2022 at 5:12 AM, Beancounter said: I once had an escort in Dallas tell me in the middle of passion that “we gay guys sure did like us straight guys”. He then continued on saying his two boys sure were going to enjoy the $250 fee I was paying. Instant bone killer. and his baby mama. Beancounter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 (edited) Last week: "You must have been handsome when you were young!" Was that a compliment? Edited April 17, 2023 by marylander1940 + Charlie, + Pensant, pubic_assistance and 5 others 2 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeezifonly Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 The one time I heard “musta been hot when you were young” I assumed he was talking about the cooling of the earth’s crust. wsc, marylander1940, + Autumnal and 7 others 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWnyc Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 On 5/4/2022 at 12:17 PM, glutes said: "The meter starts running the minute we meet. 250 an hour sweets" “Unless you wanna extend, we should probably start winding down now …” (at 10 mins … 15 mins … 30 mins before the session is supposed to end) + Charlie, marylander1940 and + DrownedBoy 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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