+ glutes Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 After being quoted $350/hour: "I am a high end escort, I don't need to be doing this." marylander1940, + harey and peter831 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaffingBear Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 "That sore on my dick is from a spider bite." AceHardware, Danny-Darko and Otto 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ FrankR Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 "That sore on my dick is from a spider bite." Right...because that happens to me all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade9 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Right...because that happens to me all the time. It happened to me once. Not pleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Hagen Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!" If you've seen my dad you'd know why this would not be a boner killer. He's got a smile and guns like no other 80 year old I know. And, now it's hard to talk about anything lightly because I'm watching Notre Dame burn down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBiDude Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 And, now it's hard to talk about anything lightly because I'm watching Notre Dame burn down. OMG +1 I’m so upset ? + harey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Tygerscent Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 "I only do penetration on Overnights" "I am going to the gym now so I can look hotter for you" "I don't post a face picture because it affects my brand" Hahahaha... So funny~ Other favorites: "I only kiss with my boyfriend" marylander1940 and peter831 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 A few weeks ago I shared my nasty and not so good experience with an escort in DC (pre COVID) - he had a nice photo on RM but when he appeared on my door, Lo and behold, a totally different man. I forgot to mention another one who was very rude, picky on what kinda oil and condom he wanted to use and the list goes on. Meanwhile he was supposed to bring all these gear with him. During the massage, he even mentioned that he would go get his gun to shoot a client who did something wrong to him - I just didn’t want to ask him the details- I wanted him to finish his massage and get out of my place. Who would want a relaxing massage with a freakin weirdo like that. Shame he’s got good looks but his attitude is so fucked up. Well you know what to do if you wanna know more. I just thought it might be a good idea to post your thread on here and bump this wonderful thread. I hope it's ok with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendable2019 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 I just thought it might be a good idea to post your thread on here and bump this wonderful thread. I hope it's ok with you... You’re jewel @marylander1940 ❤️❤️❤️ marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyrex Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 I commented on his ad in Rentmen and he said "Yeah, that's my draw, I don't actually do the stuff I advertise" WTF I top my hire and it starts smelling like shit. I ask after the smell starts getting stronger "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" He says "I'm clean! I cleaned myself before you got here!" He then proceeds to shit all over me and the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ oldNbusted Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 I top my hire and it starts smelling like shit. I ask after the smell starts getting stronger "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" He says "I'm clean! I cleaned myself before you got here!" He then proceeds to shit all over me and the bed. Mr Hanky will not be denied! Sorry that happened to you. + RJD, marylander1940 and rvwnsd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 I top my hire and it starts smelling like shit. I ask after the smell starts getting stronger "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" He says "I'm clean! I cleaned myself before you got here!" He then proceeds to shit all over me and the bed. Oooooh, I could've gone through this entire pandemic isolation without reading that! But I didn't...... So sorry for you. I don't know how one recovers from a situation like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 In my opinion it’s detrimental to have people in your life that listen. That was it... Share some of your favorites if so inclined. https://rentmen.eu/ClayTonKelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 This is about the funniest thread I've seen here. Some real jewels to chuckle at. marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 This is about the funniest thread I've seen here. Some real jewels to chuckle at. and one of the most informative and educational too, it's always a pleasure to bump it! Makes me wonder how many Sheldon's are out there escorting... Thank you @Oaktown ! here's another post I brought from a recent thread by a newbie. This year, more than ever, escorts have given me some grief or guilt about booking appointments that interfere with their personal plans. For example, I have an appointment scheduled tonight, and the guy commented "I was supposed to go with my friends to Rehoboth this weekend" but we are meeting any way. Is this just me or is it happening to other guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 https://rentmen.eu/Jax_official As of now the text says: "6”3 , alpha male, built like a Greek god. IM VERY charming, charismatic, and sweet, but won’t be taken advantage of. 9.5 inch dick." orville 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MscleLovr Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 https://rentmen.eu/Jax_official As of now the text says: "6”3 , alpha male, built like a Greek god. IM VERY charming, charismatic, and sweet, but won’t be taken advantage of. 9.5 inch dick." Yet when he filled out the Info section earlier, he was 1 inch taller. Invariably I find that a man who describes himself as “very charming” turns out not to be. marylander1940, + harey and orville 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigville beach Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Yet when he filled out the Info section earlier, he was 1 inch taller. Invariably I find that a man who describes himself as “very charming” turns out not to be. i have the same issue with people who continue to tell us how smart they are and yet they continue to fuck up (tRump). Ryan Roman and marylander1940 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Roman Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 I think clients say the darnedest things too: When it's late - "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?" When it is literally too late - "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?" How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!" OMG yes: the "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?" along with "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?" Um, at 2am, I'm not going to be there in a hour... And yes, it does hurt when you bite my pierced nipples. As for "I could be your dad!"... Come here daddy and your boy will show you what he's got ?. marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 "HIV in the 80's killed a lot of folks that would have been my clients now..." I won't repeat with him again.... + harey and + DrownedBoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luv2play Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 I commented on his ad in Rentmen and he said "Yeah, that's my draw, I don't actually do the stuff I advertise" WTF I top my hire and it starts smelling like shit. I ask after the smell starts getting stronger "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" He says "I'm clean! I cleaned myself before you got here!" He then proceeds to shit all over me and the bed. Well, shit happens. orville and marylander1940 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gymowner Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Well, shit happens. is that what that hole is there for? i never knew that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfer Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 Escort lists himself as "vers/bottom" When I enquire about a meeting he says: "Sorry, I prefer to top" 30somethingsexybear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ harey Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 I commented on his ad in Rentmen and he said "Yeah, that's my draw, I don't actually do the stuff I advertise" WTF I top my hire and it starts smelling like shit. I ask after the smell starts getting stronger "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" He says "I'm clean! I cleaned myself before you got here!" He then proceeds to shit all over me and the bed. OMG. I’m so sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ harey Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 “Do you mind if I bring my 50 lbs dog to your hotel room? She’s a really sweet pit bull and usually stays off the bed.” marylander1940 and orville 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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