+ azdr0710 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 after a polite and detailed plan description with an invitation to ask me questions or offer comments: "ok" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Client goes, "you ever breed a daddy" gee, I thought they only said that in cheesy porn dialogue instudiocity, escortrod, + g56whiz and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted February 21, 2017 Author Share Posted February 21, 2017 gee, I thought they only said that in cheesy porn dialogue Go look at Craigslist ads, type in 'breed' or 'breeding'... marylander1940 and + azdr0710 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ nycman Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 "I'm undetectable and on meds, don't you love me ugh orville, TruHart1, marylander1940 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WhamIAm Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 "If you wanna go another hour, I need to go get some dick pills." Gvtire, adventurous old guy, escortrod and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 Texted with a escort who will be visiting in two days, inquired about his "Ask Me" rates, below hi reply" "When I get to your city, I will know my rates." Gvtire, rvwnsd, marylander1940 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instudiocity Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 after a polite and detailed plan description with an invitation to ask me questions or offer comments: "ok" Ok is better than, "We are gonna fuck, right?" Gvtire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniggy Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 My favorite comment from a very hot and also very smart escort was that if he had enough money he would only hire escorts for sex himself, as fucking regular guys was too much work. I loved him for that! Kenny, Gvtire, + Tarte Gogo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ HornyRetiree Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 When an escorts lists himself as 19 cm one place in the ad and 20 cm in another part... Hmmmmm.... LOL! Maybe he just got a little more aroused -- you know to that point where you are so hard you think your skin is going be break! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandlapp Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I was with two guys who are a romantic couple. I think they're married. One guy was super hung and he fucked me really hard. I've never been pounded like that. When he was done, I rolled over and asked his partner "Do you take that on a regular basis?" He rolled his eyes and said "Not so regular." marylander1940, + Tarte Gogo, 30somethingsexybear and 10 others 11 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajac Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 . escort to new arrival: " wow you're way too early" - answered Client arriving too early is not good but booking two clients that close in time is not good either. Unless the client was 3 hours early. + ButchAtl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonyko Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 "I work for my Dad's plumbing business he thinks I'm on a job so I gave him your number if he calls" "How do I know you're not filming this" (was an incall his place I was in shorts Tshirt carrying just keys) "Sorry I thought you were someone else I only take repeat clients" "Do you have a shower hose I need to wash my crotch first" "Can I leave my suitcase in your apartment for a few days?" "Can I use your building laundry room while we do it?" "If you like me you'll let me take that Billy Holiday poster in your bathroom can I have it?" orville, + honcho, + José Soplanucas and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ José Soplanucas Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 " "Do you have a shower hose I need to wash my crotch first" "Can I leave my suitcase in your apartment for a few days?" "Can I use your building laundry room while we do it?" "If you like me you'll let me take that Billy Holiday poster in your bathroom can I have it?" Those last four sound exactly like the street boys I used to picked up from Lavalle street in Buenos Aires back in the late 80s and early 90s. Sometimes the payment would be diner, or a joint, or once, I remember, I gave away the white jacket from my high school graduation. + g56whiz, + Tarte Gogo and SuperJunior 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonyko Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Those last four sound exactly like the street boys I used to picked up from Lavalle street in Buenos Aires back in the late 80s and early 90s. Sometimes the payment would be diner, or a joint, or once, I remember, I gave away the white jacket from my high school graduation. LOL the last 3 WERE more or less St pickups! The crotch washer was actually a quite famous pornstar in town w his GF from West Coast. But I won't mention names even thou he's retired and out of the biz. (James Jameson:rolleyes:) + azdr0710, Good Grief and + José Soplanucas 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c99c7f94-7078-47fe-a888-a5a96a2001be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larstrup Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 (edited) " Yes!, I'd love for you to write a review. I, along with a dozen or so friends of mine who also escort, used to be the number #1 go to - by a guy named @latbear4blk . After a while, one by one, we all found ourselves being replaced by someone newer and hotter. Business has never been the same." Edited May 3, 2017 by Larstrup SuperJunior, + José Soplanucas and + oldNbusted 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30somethingsexybear Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 LOL the last 3 WERE more or less St pickups! The crotch washer was actually a quite famous pornstar in town w his GF from West Coast. But I won't mention names even thou he's retired and out of the biz. (James Jameson:rolleyes:) I remember James well and believe you me, if he asked for the shower hose for his crotch, YOU LET HIM USE IT! Good god he could stink up a room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ José Soplanucas Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 " Yes!, I'd love for you to write a review. I, along with a dozen or so friends of mine who also escort, used to be the number #1 go to - by a guy named @latbear4blk . After a while, one by one, we all found ourselves being replaced by someone newer and hotter. Business has never been the same." This is insulting. I have had only 3 number ones. Maybe four? Hold on, hold on, I think it was five. Anyway, you cannot say anything if I had only six number ones. Larstrup, + azdr0710, + Tarte Gogo and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 "You're a good cocksucker" Sandlapp and orville 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lainent Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I thought my worst one was when an escort in Chicago said he is positive and wants to seed me. I told him, Bro I am neg and even though you are hot, that is going to far. + Tarte Gogo and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 "Oh I've never had a ginger in bed Is your crotch red too?" marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 "Oh I've never had a ginger in bed Is your crotch red too?" Sometimes the carpet doesn't match the drapes, LOL Despardo and Stormy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted February 10, 2018 Author Share Posted February 10, 2018 "Have coffee first? Well my $400 fee starts right away, not when you put your dick in me." bigvalboy, Quincy_7, + DERRIK and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ freecahill1965 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Just saw this thread, what a funny fucking read on boring Saturday morning. THANK YOU All for making my day. + HornyRetiree, 30somethingsexybear, marylander1940 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30somethingsexybear Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 "Have coffee first? Well my $400 fee starts right away, not when you put your dick in me." who is this person. I like him. orville and + Drew Collins 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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