jimboivyo Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 "We don't need condoms, I take Truvada!" My favorite escort and I then started humping like bunnies, bareback. smart! Ryan Roman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandlapp Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 There's always the classic "I'm totally cool with condoms." Cut to the big moment-"I can't stay hard in condoms, let's bareback." TSlade, Jock123, bigvalboy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldhat Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Exchange between myself (M) and a young man (YM)... YM: I'm sorry. I have to ask. But, what are you? M: Beg your pardon... YM: What are you? Obviously you are not like me... M:I am classified as a mammal within the order of primates. More specifically, my species is Homo sapiens. In short I am a human; much like you. YM: umm... I meant what is your race... + Tarte Gogo, bigvalboy, SERVICESRENDERED and 9 others 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted November 25, 2016 Author Share Posted November 25, 2016 " I can talk intelligently. Let's discuss some Russian novelists, Marcel Proust, the musical glasses, the recent Academy exposition, or the Place Of Woman In The Home." Sandlapp and Otto 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Exchange between myself (M) and a young man (YM)... YM: I'm sorry. I have to ask. But, what are you? M: Beg your pardon... YM: What are you? Obviously you are not like me... M:I am classified as a mammal within the order of primates. More specifically, my species is Homo sapiens. In short I am a human; much like you. YM: umm... I meant what is your race... lol..."And here we go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted November 26, 2016 Author Share Posted November 26, 2016 Me: Let's meet at the Starbucks at 2nd and Main Escort: I work there during the mornings RomanticRick, + pitman, Despardo and 22 others 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 12, 2016 Author Share Posted December 12, 2016 "If you think we are going to be friends, you are naive" bigvalboy and + nycman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 (edited) Me: (smiling) Why the extra fee tacked on? It seems like you're hustling me. Him: (laughing) Well I'm a hustler and that's why they call it hustling, it's what I do. Me: (straight faced) http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Frank-Underwood-This-is-the-part-where-you-leave-GIF-from-House-Of-Cards.gif Edited December 12, 2016 by bigvalboy MikeBiDude, + nycman, + glutes and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meo Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 "I only do penetration on Overnights"A variation of this is when they only bottom for multi-hour appointments, but I always found this to be welcome, useful info and was never annoyed by it. + BigRic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racketjock Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 "Looking forward to seeing you at 8pm for an outcall. At 7:45 pm, I'm really excited to see you and have a great time. Can we do 11 pm?" Despardo, + José Soplanucas, + Tarte Gogo and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBiDude Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 "Looking forward to seeing you at 8pm for an outcall. At 7:45 pm, I'm really excited to see you and have a great time. Can we do 11 pm?" That drives me nuts.... Ryan Roman, + Steve yabsley and Despardo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynn Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 "That escort I used to team with, don't believe his posted pictures! He looks like a Serbian internment camp survivor in real life." Otto, TruHart1 and bigvalboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaronArtz Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Escort: 'You look good for your age' Bearman and + Tarte Gogo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 After talking for awhile: Wow. I never would have guessed you're gay. + Tarte Gogo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "That escort I used to team with, don't believe his posted pictures! He looks like a Serbian internment camp survivor in real life." That reminds me. One escort told me he used to work with his partner until they parted ways, "He's a great escort, but a really terrible husband!" :eek: TruHart1 AdamSmith, + nycman, Gvtire and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "I need your full name so I can call your hotel and verify your room. They will ask for the name." "Let's just go with the flow." "(Another competing escort) is just a stinky, ugly, fat construction worker." "You seem like you're married." "I had a great time. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOON." + glutes and rvwnsd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sniper Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 An escort mentioned he had dinner with his wife before he came to my hotel room, then said, “She’s waiting downstairs for me.” That was either his precaution in case you were a serial killer or his seeing if you wanted to pay some more $$ for a 3way. LivingnLA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sniper Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 After talking for awhile: Wow. I never would have guessed you're gay. My first experience was with Scott/TJ, who himself was I think VERY new at the time, and he asked "Do you like girls? You seem like you could get girls." Um...no, but thanks, I guess? + nycman and bigvalboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 13, 2016 Author Share Posted December 13, 2016 "I'll call ya." bigvalboy and + azdr0710 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawjateck Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "I'll pay you back. I promise." + Tarte Gogo, + José Soplanucas, + glutes and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "Oh, this is too much. Here's $75 back." We hadn't discussed terms at all, before or during, and I'd offered what I thought was a fair amount. LivingnLA, Despardo, + nycman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 13, 2016 Author Share Posted December 13, 2016 "I'm short of funds, just send me the airfare. Promise I'll be there." Despardo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawjateck Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "Could I use your place to host in-calls?" BSR, Gvtire, + azdr0710 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawjateck Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "You surprised me. I didn't expect you to be much fun." Despardo, + honcho, LivingnLA and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawjateck Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "You seem normal." MikeBiDude, + honcho, + Tarte Gogo and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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