DMICS Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 "I hope you're not black" Had this once. marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instudiocity Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 As the 'scort used a towel to wipe his cum off my face he remarked, "You're a messy eater" That's hilarious! 1 vote for the shooter! Asterisk, beachboy, bigvalboy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaronArtz Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Me: Well, if you ever give this up I'd really appreciate it if you could let me know so you don't just up and leave. I like closure. Him: This isn't about me 'leaving.' It's about you growing and learning and finding someone for real and leaving me. I like that actually. There is truth in that ... beachboy and Simon Suraci 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 As the 'scort used a towel to wipe his cum off my face he remarked, "You're a messy eater" Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MscleLovr Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 On first meeting Luke (a handsome blond muscleboy and new escort) in San Francisco some years ago when he had refused to discuss details over the phone... Escort: No I don't kiss at all. I reserve that for my boyfriend. Me (disappointedly): Oh. Well, I do like to get rimmed. And I enjoy being sucked off and it's hot when you swallow. Escort (cheerily): Sure, I can do all that for you! beachboy, LivingnLA, Kenny and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 18, 2016 Author Share Posted December 18, 2016 (edited) "I'm the finest, most honest and beautiful humans beings you'll ever know - inside and out" Edited December 18, 2016 by glutes Gvtire, Otto and beachboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 (edited) "You don't look 76" Edited December 18, 2016 by marylander1940 Gvtire and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 On first meeting Luke (a handsome blond muscleboy and new escort) in San Francisco some years ago when he had refused to discuss details over the phone... Escort: No I don't kiss at all. I reserve that for my boyfriend. Me (disappointedly): Oh. Well, I do like to get rimmed. And I enjoy being sucked off and it's hot when you swallow. Escort (cheerily): Sure, I can do all that for you! Damn... I would rim and swallow my boyfriend and kiss a hook up... + HornyRetiree, TruHart1 and beachboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 "Sorry, it's hard for me to stop thinking about yesterday. I'm still on cloud nine. I had an awesome time with _____________________." (an internationally famous singing superstar) escort could tell a story... but they should never gossip, specially here in DC where everybody is allegedly "kind of a big deal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 (edited) "You're from Columbia, MD but you're not a redneck" Edited December 18, 2016 by marylander1940 TruHart1 and Gvtire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 "I'm not superman, after coming I can't fuck you or get fucked by you, I'm done..." and he was absolutely right about it, I can't fuck/get fucked after coming, I take my time I last longer than other guys but after I shoot, I'm done. + honcho and escortrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Escort to me: "Dude, you could charge for that blow job" Me to escort: "Leave the money in the basket by the door." LivingnLA, + glutes, + honcho and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawjateck Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 "It's ok to admit it....am I not the hottest man you've ever hired?" Gvtire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ José Soplanucas Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 After I sucked his dick and ate his ass, I try to kiss him. But "sorry, I don't kiss after oral sex". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 After I sucked his dick and ate his ass, I try to kiss him. But "sorry, I don't kiss after oral sex". ...and that reminds me of an escort with whom I was kissing deeply, after I asked him whether he'd be okay with me eating out his muscular ass, "You're welcome to do that if you want, but I can't kiss anymore after your tongue's been in my ass!" Needless to say, I did not rim him. His kissing was too hot and I did not want to stop it!!! TruHart1 marylander1940, Luv2play, whipped guy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 ...and that reminds me of an escort with whom I was kissing deeply, after I asked him whether he'd be okay with me eating out his muscular ass, "You're welcome to do that if you want, but I can't kiss anymore after your tongue's been in my ass!" Needless to say, I did not rim him. His kissing was too hot and I did not want to stop it!!! TruHart1 I think you made the right choice! But I hope you got a chance at his ass on another meeting. I usually assume kissing is done once I've started rimming. But I've been pleasantly surprised before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 (edited) "Sorry, but you're wasting your time, my nipples are not sensitive at all." (@whipped guy will appreciate that one) Edited December 18, 2016 by bigvalboy Gvtire, marylander1940, Zman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Escort : wow, you really care! Me: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3234422/swallowing-weed-o.gif beachboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 "Are you a nipple or a balls guy?" bigvalboy and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whipped guy Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 After an escort gave my cock and balls the fire and ice treatment with wax and ice cubes (and NO it was NOT Steven Draker ) I rubbed my facial hair on his cock. His response was, "Oh! You're tickling me! Stop! Stop! I can't stand it!" LivingnLA, Zman, TruHart1 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ OliverSaks Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 I think you made the right choice! But I hope you got a chance at his ass on another meeting. I usually assume kissing is done once I've started rimming. But I've been pleasantly surprised before. That's surprising to me - a shower beforehand usually makes things... palatable (for kissing, before and after) beachboy, + José Soplanucas and + HornyRetiree 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 "Are you a nipple or a balls guy?" Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple... Well you get the idea... whipped guy, Zman, wolfgangdc and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachboy Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 That's surprising to me - a shower beforehand usually makes things... palatable (for kissing, before and after) Well said Oliver. I wanna kiss before, during & after everything! + HornyRetiree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whipped guy Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple... Well you get the idea... Well then I have a pair of these handy with your name on them... http://www.dhresource.com/albu_396527076_00/1.200x200.jpg ... and I can run across the alley in no time to deliver them! bigvalboy, hotboi, nate_sf and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 That's surprising to me - a shower beforehand usually makes things... palatable (for kissing, before and after) Yes, I always insist on a shower right before I do any rimming. It's not only hygenic but I usually get to do the soaping up (yay!). So, often the escort is perfectly happy to kiss afterwards. http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/asskiss.gif But I respect them if they aren't into it. + Truereview, bigvalboy and TruHart1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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