+ glutes Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 "I only do penetration on Overnights" "I am going to the gym now so I can look hotter for you" "I don't post a face picture because it affects my brand" + Robster, marylander1940 and + Tarte Gogo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawjateck Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 That's funny! I have a blog post in draft form, still a work in progress, that lists some of the ridiculous hyperbole guys use to make their ads stand out. To experienced clients, the faux hype actually turns us away, but some providers don't understand marketing. + glutes, + quoththeraven, marylander1940 and 6 others 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ VeryHappyCustomer Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 "I am going to the gym now so I can look hotter for you" He may mean it. Once a guy asked me whether his pecs were the best I'd ever seen... When I smiled and said nothing, he jumped out of bed and did 50 push ups. jjperry, Jock123, adannyboy and 11 others 12 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbdesc Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 He may mean it. Once a guy asked me whether his pecs were the best I'd ever seen... When I smiled and said nothing, he jumped out of bed and did 50 push ups. To echo on that note - professional bodybuilders do quick workouts prior to getting on stage because it has great effects on the muscles visually. LivingnLA, adannyboy, + quoththeraven and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonyko Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 "My license was suspended my girlfriend drives me to appointsments can she come in and watch One Tree Hill? (she won't disturb us)" + V-Vhitner, escortrod, EastbayMike and 29 others 30 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbdesc Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 "My license was suspended my girlfriend drives me to appointsments can she come in and watch One Tree Hill? (she won't disturb us)" I'm dying..  Some people, I wonder if they even think about things like this before they speak.. jjperry and marylander1940 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 "My license was suspended my girlfriend drives me to appointsments can she come in and watch One Tree Hill? (she won't disturb us)" I had a duo massage session with a couple guys who had a female roommate. At one point (maybe when we were switching from the massage room to their bedroom; this was a fun session), one of the guys yelled to the roommate "Are you going to shut your bedroom door?" SuperJunior, AdamSmith, Masc123 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMICS Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 "Cum is extra $$$" + harey, Masc123, Danny-Darko and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 "I got my ass waxed just for the rimming you plan to give me tomorrow!!!" and from a different escort... "Come here babe, let's make love!" TruHart1 adannyboy, marylander1940, BonVivant and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ V-Vhitner Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Somewhat different, but the first escort I ever hired showed up with a leg cast covered by a plastic bag. steed8, + glutes and SuperJunior 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Keith30309 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 "Do you have any condoms or lube?" then "how do you feel about bareback?" :eek: Quincy_7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jock123 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 On Topic Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things" From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?" wolfgangdc, + quoththeraven, Rowdypig and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I think clients say the darnedest things too: When it's late - "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?" When it is literally too late - "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?" How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!" Ryan Roman, + 5280Dane, Gooddboyy and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I think clients say the darnedest things too: When it's late - "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?" When it is literally too late - "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?" How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!" Well I can't possibly come to you, there's a blizzard going on! Kevin Slater CCMaryland, + Summerson, LivingnLA and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyesopen Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Totally fair game Jock, True, Kevin!! Jock123 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbdesc Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) On Topic Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things" From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?" In college when I worked at a car dealership, this is what we would call a tire kicker. They talk a lot and are never to be seen again when it gets serious. Edited November 23, 2016 by Jbdesc TopTierTop, Jock123 and JBrian72 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ V-Vhitner Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Fair play, good sirs!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Well I can't possibly come to you, there's a blizzard going on! Kevin Slater Lol, you reminded me of one of my fave gifs... http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/11/cat_hopping_in_snow-100772.gif + José Soplanucas, Nvr2Thick, LivingnLA and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopTierTop Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 "I only do penetration on Overnights" "I am going to the gym now so I can look hotter for you" "I don't post a face picture because it affects my brand" The first and last one are bizarre, but the 2nd one I say very often when I have to leave a conversation to go to the gym, because it is true. It's not the only reason I go to the gym, but I am certainly thinking about looking hotter for my clients when I work out. caliguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopTierTop Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 "Cum is extra $$$" Ridiculous! Any escort who would say that is one to run away from fast. He has no idea of the importance of relationship building with clients. When he starts asking for extra money for things that are generally part of a sexual encounter, in my view, he is not respecting the client. + 5280Dane, SuperJunior, seaboy4hire and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopTierTop Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) On Topic Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things" From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?" Hahaha! My motto is never reduce your fee. I would rather lose a potential client than start negotiating the value of my services on a case by case basis. If my fee feels expensive to them, I worry that, at any amount, they are spending money they can't afford to spend anyway. And the worst feeling I could ever leave a client with is regret! That is also the reason I often hesitate to do "right now" requests from new clients. Edited November 24, 2016 by TopTierTop Despardo, Jock123, bigvalboy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irtwo Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Nothing can beat the famous: "Money see, Monkey do......" LADoug1, + azdr0710, Nvr2Thick and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 An escort mentioned he had dinner with his wife before he came to my hotel room, then said, “She’s waiting downstairs for me.” bigvalboy, LivingnLA, Jock123 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpDownUnder Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week: "Why do you have two identical iPhones?" "Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls." "Um, you mean guys?" "No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy." "Oh..." BSR, + Tarte Gogo, + DickyF and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynn Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 "We don't need condoms, I take Truvada!" My favorite escort and I then started humping like bunnies, bareback. Ryan Roman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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