+ WhamIAm Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "Well this is a nice surprise! I thought you were going to be much older. You sounded like you were in your 70s on the phone. Thought I was going to have to come down to help you up the stairs!" orville, Despardo, + Tarte Gogo and 8 others 9 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WhamIAm Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 During the midst of exercising my amazing (or so I thought) oral skills: "Do you know what the weather is going to be like tomorrow?" "What kind of law do you practice?" Wasn't sure whether to laugh or just bite down really hard. + bashful, + honcho, + VeryHappyCustomer and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 During the midst of exercising my amazing (or so I thought) oral skills: "Do you know what the weather is going to be like tomorrow?" "What kind of law do you practice?" Wasn't sure whether to laugh or just bite down really hard. When in doubt: bite. My personal trainer usually offers me an arm to get up from the bench. He put his arm out the other day, and I went for it with a bite. well, feigned. Scared the shit out of him. + Tarte Gogo, + honcho, Despardo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Him: Is there somebody else here? Me: No, there's no one else here Him: Are you sure, cause I thought I heard someone in the bedroom Me: Dude, there's no one else here, relax. Him: Are you a cop? Me: Seriously? No I'm not a cop. Him: Are you sure? Me: I don't think this is going to work out. Lab12, Despardo, + Tarte Gogo and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelfIndulgent Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "I'm just really surprised that you're Asian - you sound so white on the phone." + glutes, + nycman, UpDownUnder and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sincitymix Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 "I'm just really surprised that you're Asian - you sound so white on the phone." im sorry i just had to laugh at this one lol.. SelfIndulgent and + glutes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 "No, I can't call you. This phone only does texts." + bashful, marylander1940, + nycman and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 14, 2016 Author Share Posted December 14, 2016 "No one plays with my ass, unless it is a GIRL!" + nycman, + WhamIAm, Zman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vato Loco Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 "You're humor is weird. Are you a cop?" bigvalboy, Zman, Otto and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 "No one plays with my ass, unless it is a GIRL!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 (edited) "I can't cum but I'll send you a video of me cumming when I get home." Weirdly enough, he did send it. Not that I ever met him again. Edited December 14, 2016 by Zman Despardo, + HornyRetiree, marylander1940 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 "No, I can't call you. This phone only does texts." That is a real thing. I gave a friend my old iPhone after the antenna died on it. He can use it for texting and internet, but it won't place or receive calls. OneFinger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 That is a real thing. I gave a friend my old iPhone after the antenna died on it. He can use it for texting and internet, but it won't place or receive calls. Sounds reasonable but it seems like he could also have a phone that took/made calls. I'd think that's a good tool for an escort. But he could have been broke. IDK. I think he also refused to share a picture so it didn't work out. rvwnsd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30somethingsexybear Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I'm dying..  Some people, I wonder if they even think about things like this before they speak.. I'm dying..  Some people, I wonder if they even think about things like this before they speak.. well, they live in a world where they bang with dudes for money, I don't really think boundaries are something they worry about too often. Which is why I love em' lol. #straighthookers Zman and LivingnLA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawjateck Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 "Sorry, it's hard for me to stop thinking about yesterday. I'm still on cloud nine. I had an awesome time with _____________________." (an internationally famous singing superstar) + honcho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feldersteve Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 A number of years ago, I engaged a young man, who was very new at escorting. He was attractive and billed himself as an experienced bottom. It became obvious that he was indeed a rookie; after a few moments of enjoyable thrusting, he glanced back at me and said, "After you cum, do you want to get some ice cream?" Ah, youth. Jim Corrigan, LivingnLA, + Steve yabsley and 12 others 14 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starman05 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Me: Well, if you ever give this up I'd really appreciate it if you could let me know so you don't just up and leave. I like closure. Him: This isn't about me 'leaving.' It's about you growing and learning and finding someone for real and leaving me. Cliff, + glutes, + Kufrol and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Kufrol Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 What a wise thing for him to have said. Simon Suraci and Asterisk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankypeters Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 "You've got five minutes left to cum." "Phew! You just about wore me out!" (He was standing on the bed and looking at the books on my shelf while I sucked his dick). + Tarte Gogo and Despardo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starman05 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 What a wise thing for him to have said. Wasn't it, though? I almost fell in love right then and there. I didn't though. (Thank God.) I don't know if I'll ever find anyone though. It took me forever to 'find' him. (Even though he's not really mine.) Simon Suraci and + Kufrol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Despardo Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Well I can't possibly come to you, there's a blizzard going on! Kevin Slater There was an old joke (don't remember all the details, just the punchline.) Guy to new girlfriend, "Wow! Where did you learn to swim like that?" Reply, "I was a call girl in Venice." + ButchAtl, rvwnsd and Nebost 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Despardo Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 " I can talk intelligently. Let's discuss some Russian novelists, Marcel Proust, the musical glasses, the recent Academy exposition, or the Place Of Woman In The Home." Zip...I was reading Schopenhauer last night. Zip...and I think that Schopenhauer was right. adventurous old guy and nynakedtop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Despardo Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week: "Why do you have two identical iPhones?" "Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls." "Um, you mean guys?" "No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy." "Oh..." Brazilians in Europe are a law unto themselves. escortrod, + glutes, Beancounter and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 18, 2016 Author Share Posted December 18, 2016 As the 'scort used a towel to wipe his cum off my face he remarked, "You're a messy eater" LivingnLA, TruHart1, + BigRic and 19 others 20 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 "Cum is extra $$$" It should be extra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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