marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple... Well you get the idea... We have that in common, my big balls aren't sensitive! bigvalboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Well then I have a pair of these handy with your name on them... http://www.dhresource.com/albu_396527076_00/1.200x200.jpg ... and I can run across the alley in no time to deliver them! not for me, just lick them, no biting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyGMin Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Yes, I always insist on a shower right before I do any rimming. It's not only hygenic but I usually get to do the soaping up (yay!). So, often the escort is perfectly happy to kiss afterwards. http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/asskiss.gif But I respect them if they aren't into it. I met one guy who was fresh as a daisy, but was honest that it just weirded him out to think that he was "tasting his own ass." No harm. No foul. But the funny thing is I cannot remember much else about the session. It obviously wasn't one of my better ones. escortrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I think you made the right choice! But I hope you got a chance at his ass on another meeting. I usually assume kissing is done once I've started rimming. But I've been pleasantly surprised before. With this particular escort, although his ass is "baby got back" impressive, I'd just rather kiss, especially while he's leading me toward an explosive orgasm. He has no problem with my cupping his impressive ass cheeks and lightly fingering his hole, so I can spread his cheeks and lightly finger him while my excellent imagination can give me a very good fantasy as to exactly what he would taste/feel like if I could rim him, certainly enough to get me ratcheted up to another level of sexual excitement while I'm also kissing his sensuous mouth deeply! With him, I never get to a point where I'm ready to give up the kissing. It's win/win though, because he has one of the very best body builder bodies I've ever cum across! TruHart1 LivingnLA and marylander1940 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big-n-tall Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I've heard a lot of things, but two of my faves were... "I should start paying you." The other... after giving some amazing head to a gent, he stopped me (he didn't want to orgasm too soon) looked into my eyes and said, "Kiss me, I want to taste my dick." We proceeded to kiss deeply as he slowly stroked himself. escortrod, Gvtire, beachboy and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 "It's ok to admit it....am I not the hottest man you've ever hired?" Did you reply "well, since you asked, you are not the hottest man I've hired"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawjateck Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Did you reply "well, since you asked, you are not the hottest man I've hired"? I replied: "My guess is you're # _ _ _. What do you think?" He did not answer. We quickly returned to the one thing he excelled doing, and conversation was not that thing. rvwnsd and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 19, 2016 Author Share Posted December 19, 2016 "I am going to take you to dinner." It was the Sizzler on International Blvd. in Orlando... marylander1940 and rvwnsd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Kufrol Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 An escort who eventually became a Platonic friend treated me to Waffle House once; I'm glad I took him up on his invitation and refrained from commenting. He lived for a while with his grandmother whose budget could afford Waffle House on rare occasions. The escort said he ate there out of respect for her and nostalgia, so whenever I go to a Waffle House, I think of them. Sadly, the escort died at age 23. + azdr0710, Gvtire, Kevin Slater and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 "What does yinz mean?" "Why do you say it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ PapaTony Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 The best line from an escort pertaining to my oral skills: "dude, you've got some talent" Made my day!!! Gvtire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 An escort who eventually became a Platonic friend treated me to Waffle House once; I'm glad I took him up on his invitation and refrained from commenting. He lived for a while with his grandmother whose budget could afford Waffle House on rare occasions. The escort said he ate there out of respect for her and nostalgia, so whenever I go to a Waffle House, I think of them. Sadly, the escort died at age 23. I hope his death was not due to self inflicted circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasketBaller Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Early in my hiring I warned an escort that while I was older than he, I hadn't done much with a guy so he'd need to guide me. He said, "You're young in experience." I liked that, and him, and hired him several more times until he retired to go to grad school. Now he's in a relationship but we touch base (platonicly) now and then. LivingnLA, + bashful, + Kufrol and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 24, 2016 Author Share Posted December 24, 2016 I cancelled a session with 4 hours notice, then received this text: "What? Do you know I turned down 2 other appointments during that time slot to see YOU? My time is important." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyGMin Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 I cancelled a session with 4 hours notice, then received this text: "What? Do you know I turned down 2 other appointments during that time slot to see YOU? My time is important." I'm not sure I'm getting your point. Is it the darndest thing because he was annoyed that you cancelled on short notice or that he thought his time was important? RomanticRick, escortrod, + saminseattle and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate_sf Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 "Are you a nipple or a balls guy?" Can't I have both? marylander1940 and orville 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 24, 2016 Author Share Posted December 24, 2016 I'm not sure I'm getting your point. My point is he was throwing a guilt trip on me, and I seriously doubted he had two other clients wanting that very specific hour. MikeBiDude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escortrod Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 My point is he was throwing a guilt trip on me, and I seriously doubted he had two other clients wanting that very specific hour. That has happened to me before, particularly on Fridays and Saturdays. Kevin Slater, orville and TruHart1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyGMin Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 My point is he was throwing a guilt trip on me, and I seriously doubted he had two other clients wanting that very specific hour. Gotcha. Don't necessarily agree, but I honestly didn't understand which part of the text was the darndest thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 24, 2016 Author Share Posted December 24, 2016 Both are 'darnedest': guilt trip and the fib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evensteven Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 I cancelled a session with 4 hours notice, then received this text: "What? Do you know I turned down 2 other appointments during that time slot to see YOU? My time is important." My point is he was throwing a guilt trip on me, and I seriously doubted he had two other clients wanting that very specific hour. Both are 'darnedest': guilt trip and the fib Maybe this one should go in the “darndest things clients say” category? Or, at least a thread on why people shouldn’t make assumptions. + Tarte Gogo, LivingnLA, + José Soplanucas and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Can't I have both? you've been blessed by God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Kufrol Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 "I just can't pay first time" but "If we click and become regulars then I would love too" :eek::confused: Was that a client's statement to you? Some nerve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evensteven Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 My new favorite escort asked me the other day, somewhat out of the blue, “have you ever tried edible underwear?" Since I didn’t even know there was such a thing, I replied, “No, I can’t say that I have.” He then advised firmly, “Well don’t do it, it’s a complete mess!” Make a note of it people. LivingnLA, + sam.fitzpatrick, orville and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 My new favorite escort asked me the other day, somewhat out of the blue, “have you ever tried edible underwear?" Since I didn’t even know there was such a thing, I replied, “No, I can’t say that I have.” He then advised firmly, “Well don’t do it, it’s a complete mess!” Make a note of it people. Excellent advice. One of those ideas like using whipped cream or chocolate sauce that sound good at first..... + g56whiz and evensteven 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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