Zman Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 I asked for a picture and instead of taking a selfie he sent me a picture he'd taken of his drivers license photo. Not the rest of the license just the photo. Gvtire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Me: "I'm not great with couples." Client: "He'll just sit and watch." Like that's an improvement. Kevin Slater rvwnsd, + Tarte Gogo, MikeyGMin and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted December 31, 2016 Author Share Posted December 31, 2016 "Now that I have silver tips in my hair, will you still hire me?" Gvtire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racketjock Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 As we are in the heat and building climax of things: "I'm so excited for you to come. Do you want to come on me for an extra $50 or me to come too for an extra $100?" Kind of kills the mood, though I was already passed the point of no return. + pitman, + Tarte Gogo, rvwnsd and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted January 2, 2017 Author Share Posted January 2, 2017 "I'm so excited for you to come. Do you want to come on me for an extra $50 or me to come too for an extra $100?" Selling the upgrade mid-flight. Terrible! + BigRic, + ButchAtl, + Tarte Gogo and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Keith30309 Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 After texting me that he was on the way: Him: On the way. Do I need to bring anything? Me: just lube and stuff Him: I don't have condoms. Do you? Me: No Him: Damn. Let me see what I can do. Me: Ok Him: What's your opinion on BB? Me: Not a fan. I always play safe. Him: OK. I can stop Me: Thanks This was in early August and, at the time his RM profile said "Safe only". It now says "Anything goes". I've since seen some BB porn that was recorded before our meeting. LivingnLA, Gvtire and orville 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ VeryHappyCustomer Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 "For $50 you can take off the condom." Despardo and Gvtire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 "I'm making some coffee. Want a cup?" rvwnsd, + newatthis and Gvtire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 "I'm making some coffee. Want a cup?" Did he offer to add cream for fifty bucks? thonglovertx, Tarty, + VeryHappyCustomer and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feldersteve Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 I arrived on time at the escort's apartment. After about 30 minutes of wine, conversation, and some serious carnal interaction, the doorbell rang. He seemed very surprised, and we agreed he should at least go take a peek. Then I hear the door open and muffled conversation. Escort: You're way too early, so watch tv 'til I'm done. He returns to the bedroom. Me: WTF? Him: My next client is early. He's really hot - you want to make it a 3-way? I won't charge you any more! Me: Thanks, I'll pass. Here's half. And as I was leaving, he didn't protest the reduced amount. He just greeted the waiting client and told me to come back some time. Hell, I didn't get to come the first time. orville, Gvtire, Zman and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 Masseur: "You will have to take care of yourself at the end" gentlewick, Otto and Gvtire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BigRic Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) Some gems here (including a few from the client side). After I sucked his dick and ate his ass, I try to kiss him. But "sorry, I don't kiss after oral sex". That's surprising to me - a shower beforehand usually makes things... palatable (for kissing, before and after) Yes, I always insist on a shower right before I do any rimming. It's not only hygenic but I usually get to do the soaping up (yay!). So, often the escort is perfectly happy to kiss afterwards. http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/asskiss.gif But I respect them if they aren't into it. Yeah, it seems to me that an escort who refuses to make out after getting eaten out is tacitly expressing a lack of confidence in his pre-session nether region hygiene. Rather than a blanket 'I don't kiss after gettin' rimmed,' I'd hope escorts who are not comfortable with that prospect would find the politesse to bring up in advance whether a client they are otherwise cool mackin' with post-buttmunch would mind freshening up their lips/mouth/tongue post-rim and pre-muggin'. A wee bit awkward to broach with a first-time client perhaps, but IMO preferable to the buzz kill of either asking a client to do so after he's been rimming me or saying a flat no. I think Austin Powers' thoughts on the subject apply all around: "I know before I'm on the job I like to give my undercarriage a little, "How's your father?"" Edited January 5, 2017 by BigRic SuperJunior and beachboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ OliverSaks Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 When an escorts lists himself as 19 cm one place in the ad and 20 cm in another part... Hmmmmm.... + glutes and + HornyRetiree 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 When an escorts lists himself as 19 cm one place in the ad and 20 cm in another part... Sounds like one is what he measured and the other is what the website calculated from the length in inches that he had to post. Despardo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I arrived on time at the escort's apartment. After about 30 minutes of wine, conversation, and some serious carnal interaction, the doorbell rang. He seemed very surprised, and we agreed he should at least go take a peek. Then I hear the door open and muffled conversation. Escort: You're way too early, so watch tv 'til I'm done. He returns to the bedroom. Me: WTF? Him: My next client is early. He's really hot - you want to make it a 3-way? I won't charge you any more! Me: Thanks, I'll pass. Here's half. And as I was leaving, he didn't protest the reduced amount. He just greeted the waiting client and told me to come back some time. Hell, I didn't get to come the first time. Was the client hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Fawkes Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 When he's done look at him and say: "Hummm.... Maybe 50 more." http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/young-man-athlete-doing-push-ups-street-fitness-gym-exercises-and-video-id546649378?s=640x640 He may mean it. Once a guy asked me whether his pecs were the best I'd ever seen... When I smiled and said nothing, he jumped out of bed and did 50 push ups. Tarty, + VeryHappyCustomer and SuperJunior 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Fawkes Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Klingon/Vulcan with a splash of Romulan/Antarian. Exchange between myself (M) and a young man (YM)... YM: I'm sorry. I have to ask. But, what are you? M: Beg your pardon... YM: What are you? Obviously you are not like me... M:I am classified as a mammal within the order of primates. More specifically, my species is Homo sapiens. In short I am a human; much like you. YM: umm... I meant what is your race... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ OliverSaks Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Sounds like one is what he measured and the other is what the website calculated from the length in inches that he had to post. That would be a plausible explanation, but actually both measurements were his own typed text! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarty Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Did he offer to add cream for fifty bucks? haha marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarty Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 "What does yinz mean?" "Why do you say it?" I was curious about this as well. according to google: yinz yinz/ pronoun USdialect (in western Pennsylvania) you (used to refer to more than one person). "how yinz guys doing?" marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Despardo Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 When an escorts lists himself as 19 cm one place in the ad and 20 cm in another part... Hmmmmm.... Sounds like one is what he measured and the other is what the website calculated from the length in inches that he had to post. Who keeps the metric system down? WE DO! + OliverSaks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Despardo Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I was curious about this as well. according to google: yinz yinz/ pronoun USdialect (in western Pennsylvania) you (used to refer to more than one person). "how yinz guys doing?" On the NJ side of the Delaware it is "Youze guys." Just like east of Scranton it is "soda," west of Scranton it is "pop." Danny-Darko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I was curious about this as well. according to google: yinz yinz/ pronoun USdialect (in western Pennsylvania) you (used to refer to more than one person). "how yinz guys doing?" Mydavid, Luv2play, + Tarte Gogo and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ PapaTony Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 ... Its weird why would another client show up after only half an hour ... . escort to new arrival: " wow you're way too early" - answered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 "I know we've tried to FaceTime, but I can assure you all those pictures are of me." marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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