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2 hours ago, Nightowl said:

I’m swearing off fruits and vegetables.  I’m going to limit my consumption to meat and bourbon.

No pinching from the swear jar for premium. 

Edited by SirBillybob
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As a home cook for at least 6 nights/wk it's easy enough to choose veggies in the store that can be cooked. If I were still working and eating out more often, I would have problems in choosing what to eat. 

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Reports tonight they have located the source of the Taco Bell lettuce causing the diarrhea. Mexican iceberg lettuce which is shredded and added to the tacos. Only one exporter involved. 

Edited by Luv2play
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14 hours ago, Luv2play said:

Reports tonight they have located the source of the Taco Bell lettuce causing the diarrhea. Mexican iceberg lettuce which is shredded and added to the tacos. Only one exporter involved. 

There have been plenty of sudden exporters into toilets thanks to them. 

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18 hours ago, Nightowl said:

Fuck it.  That’s what the fucking swear jar is for!

When every F-bomb funds a subsequent artisanal maple-bacon donut with Old Fashioned chaser you’ve turned profanity into a balanced budget but unbalanced diet. Eventually the swear jar may file for tax deductions based on cardiovascular research charitable status. 

Edited by SirBillybob
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52 minutes ago, Charlie said:

Talk about the power of suggestion: all I did was read the title of this topic, and I immediately had to race to the bathroom so fast that I tripped on the cord to my computer.

Splat! ……. Splatt!

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10 minutes ago, SirBillybob said:

When every F-bomb funds a subsequent artisanal maple-bacon donut with Old Fashioned chaser you’ve turned profanity into a balanced budget but unbalanced diet. Eventually the swear jar may file for tax deductions based on cardiovascular research charitable status. 

Just the Old Fashioned.  Hold the donut.

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