BOZO T CLOWN

The first line of his Rentmen ad Bio says: Good Booty 🍑 fine shyt visiting from Miami https://rentmen.eu/Jreamguuy Bozo knows what a good booty is. But can someone with more street cred than Bozo kindly explain what one should expect from a provider who advertises that he has "fine shyt"? Also, what is the significance of that piece of fruit (persimmon? kumquat?)? BTC 🤡

Alfie and his brother, both from England, made a bit of a splash when they came to NYC about 10-12 years ago. They worked the Gotham strip club scene, and did quite well $$. They returned to the USA periodically. At least one of them (possibly both) were running Rentmen ads. Both are/were nice guys, but had limitations (both are str8). Bozo hasn't seen/heard from either of them in a while. They were successful in monetizing their looks. Not surprising since both were handsome, clean cut, well built, ink-free white boys with British accents who stood out from the typical "look" of the other Adonis/Spunk dancers. The photo posted by @robberbaron4u is accurate, but not current. BTC 🤡

This was Victoria Day weekend in Canada. But, if Bozo recalls correctly, Victoria Day is not a big deal in Montreal. Bozo doesn't recall any special events going on to honor the former Queen. Perhaps our Canadian COM members can chime in? BTC 🤡

And we agree! Sadly, neither the cold-blooded murderer Mangione nor his wild-eyed supporters have a moral compass. BTC 🤡

Not sure what you are looking at. Masseurfinder ad still says 11 years experience: BTC 🤡

The gun and notebook were the gold nuggets in that mine. The other stuff is far less-important to the case. So conviction looks likely despite the finding of partial, apparently - inadvertent procedural violations by the LEOs. That's probably one reason the judge threw them out, because if he didn't, it would come up in appeal later and easily wreck any guilty verdict. Appeals courts tend to be sticklers for procedural discipline, especially in capital murder cases. And after Luigi is (hopefully) convicted on state charges, the federal trial is looming. He will never see the light of day again. Luigi is reported to be fairly bright. He couldn't think of any other lawful way to make his point (whatever that may be)? What a waste. Spend life in prison for murdering a father, husband and son and reflect upon his very poor choices. Too bad the death penalty was ruled out on the federal charges. If not, Bozo would've gladly volunteered to serve on the firing squad. BTC 🤡

The key piece of evidence, the gun used to kill Brian Thompson, CAN be used as evidence. Some evidence found in Luigi Mangione’s backpack at the time of his arrest will be excluded from his upcoming trial, a New York judge ruled Monday, though other key items – including a 3D-printed gun and writings expressing frustration with the healthcare industry – will be allowed. Although some of Mangione’s belongings were tossed from the case, the mixed ruling is largely a victory for prosecutors, who will be able to show jurors the so-called “manifesto” and the firearm they say was used to kill UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/18/us/luigi-mangione-murder-trial-evidence BTC 🤡

Burk's Rentmasseur ad has him located on West 83rd street so Bozo isn't sure the MasseurFinder ad is totally accurate. Also, his Masseurfinder ad still shows he charges $1.00 for a 15-minute massage. Does anyone think that is accurate? It also says he has 11 years experience. Not likely if his stated age (per RM) of 27 years is correct. BTC 🤡

How do you guys see? Bozo sees with his eyes. One would assume all other members here do the same. Although according to AI, sea urchins see with their feet, pit vipers see using "heat vision", and star-nosed moles see the world through touch Am I doing something wrong? YES I Googled Gaston, and there is a serious massage therapist in NYC who has that name. Is it the same guy? Not even close @d.anders, if you click on the gray box above the broken link in the first post, that should bring you to the masseur's RM ad. If that doesn't work, Bozo is happy to assist a fellow COM member in need: https://rentmasseur.com/TheGayGaston BTC 🤡

Unfortunately, the Brightline doesn't go anywhere near the Miami Airport . It terminates in downtown Miami which is about 10 miles from the airport. It is a bit surprising that in a thread about rail transportation in South Florida there has been no mention of the tri-rail train. Bozo usually flies into/out of South Florida via FLL or PBI. But on the rare occasion he uses MIA, the tri-rail is a very economical, practical, and convenient alternative to UBER. Unlike the Brightline, the tri-rail was built to be a commuter train, so it runs slower than Brightline with more stops. But If you take the tri-rail to the Miami station, and transfer to the free shuttle to the airport, it is often quicker then an UBER, which has to deal with the heavily trafficked, and now tolled, I-95 interstate highway. BTC 🤡

Now down to one photo - a selfie in the mirror with his face blurred. He's gone from no public photos to four to two and now one. All in the space of a few days. BTC 🤡

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Wasn't that Professor Plum? BTC 🤡

Definitely a hot looking guy. Well, at least the chiseled physique. No face pics to make a determination on how he looks above the neck. Based on his ad, it seems like he's not offering anything sexual. He stresses that he is straight. His "Available For" items listed in his ad are all non-sexual (except erotic massage, which could mean different things to different people), and he doesn't even bother with the "I am Into". In his Bio, he says that he enjoys traveling, going out to eat, meeting new people, and good conversations. Not much there that will motivate Bozo to contact him. And he caters to "upscale, exclusive clientele and executives..." (that eliminates circus folk 😒). Sounds like you'll be paying a lot of $$ and not getting much in return. P.S. @Kzdevil, if you want more interest in your post, you should put the provider's location in the topic heading. BTC 🤡

Bozo will be more than happy to be your guinea pig. Just send $500. Bozo accepts Google Pay, Zelle, Paypal, and Venmo. You will get a full written report. BTC 🤡