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Just to recap...... From Central Park to Chelsea to East Midtown to Coney Island to the Lower East Side to the Upper East Side to Midwood to near the Brooklyn Navy Yard..... One can get dizzy trying to catch him. And all of those location changes for an overpriced, mediocre, unfulfilling massage . BTC

I have a foot-long penis — it’s so monstrous, I was barred from yoga Finally......... someone whose "problem" Bozo can Identify with 🤡 I have a foot-long penis — it's so monstrous, I was barred from yoga NYPOST.COM During one nightmare encounter, the UK's most well-endowed man was even "catfished" by a woman who tried to get him to appear on her OnlyFans page under the... "So much for bigger being better. The UK’s most well-endowed man, Matt Barr, claims that his titanic tallywacker has caused him some big problems, including dating difficulties, sex-ploitation, and perhaps, most embarrassingly, getting booted from yoga class because people thought he was aroused." There isn't a chance in hell that Bozo will be having sex with this guy..... no matter how big his penis is. As a matter of fact, having a penis that big on a guy who looks like this is a deterrent, not incentive, to hookup with him. BTC

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A little birdie landed on Bozo's head (in between his two luxurious tufts of bright red hair), and whispered in Bozo's ear that the adorable Lex - the boy with the flaxen hair, southern charm, and unfortunate tattoo - will be making a return appearance in Gotham this weekend. Lex will be working at Tim's Naked party on Saturday night. Also, he will be shaking his cute little tush at FairyTail on Friday and Sunday nights. BTC

Simpson's entire estate should go to the Goldman and Brown families. NOT a PENNY to anyone else. Surely this blood-thirsty lawyer wants HIS share. His vehemence and greed is astounding! The Goldman and Brown families should receive every penny O.J. had. O.J.'s children merely get his legacy: An outstanding athlete, a Hertz TV commercial, a couple of mediocre movies, and a MURDERER. BTC

@dutchal good catch! He's graduated from a masseur to an escort. So far, only one RM review. The client said the photos are not accurate, and he would not repeat. Anyone wanna bet the ad will be down by the end of the weekend? BTC

What's the standard price in New York for 2 hours right now? That's like asking what's the standard price in New York for a new car right now. It all depends on the model. You don't pay the same price for a new BMW as you would for an '86 beaten up Chevy. Correct? What does the model look like? Young or old? Well-built/Muscular or skinny/flabby? Handsome or unattractive/average? Tattooed or ink-free? Also, how interactive is the guy? Then we all have our personal preferences/dislikes for which we would be willing to pay more fore or pay less, i.e. hairy/smooth, cut/uncut, tall/short, Black/White/Latin, etc. There are some guys Bozo sees on Rentmen that he wouldn't pay $20 bucks to be with, and others for whom Bozo would empty out his bank account to be with. BTC

Absolutely magnificent specimen 💪. It's really hard to believe that nobody has tested the waters on Ale. @dutchal not sure about your comment, "...And nicely priced, too". Is $200 for a massage considered a bargain these days? Well, at least he's offering a 10% discount on Thursdays. That's a positive. Would first like to read some reviews here about how interactive he is before taking the plunge myself. BTC

Hi John, You just had a NYC event 2 days ago on April 14th. And now you are having another NYC event this Sunday, April 21st. Has the NYC schedule changed from twice a month to every week? BTC

"... looking for an appointment. Do you offer discounts?" That's usually the second of three questions Bozo asks when booking a provider. It comes right after, "Do you accept expired Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons?" And right before, "Do you validate parking?" There is nothing wrong with asking a provider for a discount. It is not rude or demeaning, and should be offered as part of every provider's business model. Bozo has observed numerous ads where the provider offers discounts for midweek hookups or morning appointments. Ostensibly, this is when business is slow. It is a shrewd business decision. It attracts clients who otherwise would have no interest in your services. Isn't it better to make some $$, then none at all? Many businesses offer discounts. Senior citizens get movie, hotel, and airline discounts; reduced fare to ride public transportation; and discounts at Costco, McDonalds, etc. Young, good looking people receive reduced admission at many saunas and clubs, and women get discounts at many bars (Ladies Night). For the provider out there that doesn't offer discounts, it is his loss. He will be losing out to the masseur/escort that does. Just an example of the entrepreneurial spirit that built this county. BTC

It's not simply contempt, but it's the constant kvetching and whining, whining and kvetching....Oy! BTC

If the photos are real, he rates a 9.8 on the Bozo scale of 0 thru 10 (nobody with foreskin can rate a perfect 10). It's a little concerning that his preferences are very limited. Has anyone had experience with him? Keinmat - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in New York City, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in New York City, NY - Keinmat: Hi sexy boy 27 year 21 cm BTC

And on a much, much, lighter note.... Q. What does John Elway have in common with OJ's getaway vehicle? A. They are both slow-moving, white Broncos. BTC

Agreed. What bothered me was how many were rooting for OJ just because they wanted to see a black man get away with murdering a white woman. Earth is now a better place. Hell just got a new tenant. OJ will need asbestos pajamas where he is going. RIP Nicole and Ron BTC