BOZO T CLOWN

Agnes of God.
Bozo walked out of this senseless, boring, pointless movie about two-thirds of the way through.
I suppose just another reason to dislike Jane Fonda.
Bozo watched it on cable 30 years later. Still can't figure out how how that nun (Meg Tilly) got pregnant.
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I have a foot-long penis — it’s so monstrous, I was barred from yoga
Finally......... someone whose "problem" Bozo can Identify with 🤡
I have a foot-long penis — it's so monstrous, I was barred from yoga
NYPOST.COM During one nightmare encounter, the UK's most well-endowed man was even "catfished" by a woman who tried to get him to appear on her OnlyFans page under the... "So much for bigger being better. The UK’s most well-endowed man, Matt Barr, claims that his titanic tallywacker has caused him some big problems, including dating difficulties, sex-ploitation, and perhaps, most embarrassingly, getting booted from yoga class because people thought he was aroused."
 
There isn't a chance in hell that Bozo will be having sex with this guy..... no matter how big his penis is.
As a matter of fact, having a penis that big on a guy who looks like this is a deterrent, not incentive, to hookup with him.
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A little birdie landed on Bozo's head (in between his two luxurious tufts of bright red hair), and whispered in Bozo's ear that the adorable Lex - the boy with the flaxen hair, southern charm, and unfortunate tattoo - will be making a return appearance in Gotham this weekend.
Lex will be working at Tim's Naked party on Saturday night. Also, he will be shaking his cute little tush at FairyTail on Friday and Sunday nights.
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Lex worked at FairyTail on Friday night and at the Monster (Spunk event) last night.
He's just as adorable in person as he is in the pic. A really sweet kid.
He's short in stature, probably about 5'7" and around 145 lbs. All muscle. Strawberry blonde hair with baby blue eyes and a sexy Southern accent. He's very much like the college gymnast we all fantasized about when we were younger.
Not a fan of tattoos.... but in his case, Bozo was able to overlook the multi-colored chest ink.
Sadly, he is only in town for the weekend 😔.
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Just to recap......
From Central Park to Chelsea to East Midtown to Coney Island to the Lower East Side to the Upper East Side to Midwood to near the Brooklyn Navy Yard.....
One can get dizzy trying to catch him.  And all of those location changes for an overpriced, mediocre, unfulfilling massage .
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If it's Tuesday, it must be..............
the Upper east side! (He's at East 80th and Park Avenue today).
This would be at least his 6th location change in 9 days.
Very, very, odd.
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So in one week he has been in five different locations.
From Central Park.... to Chelsea.... to Grand Central Terminal.... to Coney Island..... and as of today he maps in Alphabet City on the Lower East Side.
It was easier to keep track of Carmen Sandiego 🤡
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Just to recap......
From Central Park to Chelsea to East Midtown to Coney Island to the Lower East Side to the Upper East Side to Midwood to near the Brooklyn Navy Yard.....
One can get dizzy trying to catch him.  And all of those location changes for an overpriced, mediocre, unfulfilling massage .
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So in one week he has been in five different locations.
From Central Park.... to Chelsea.... to Grand Central Terminal.... to Coney Island..... and as of today he maps in Alphabet City on the Lower East Side.
It was easier to keep track of Carmen Sandiego 🤡
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We know... we've seen the size of your shoes.

At 38 he's approaching his escort prime. 

At 38 he's already reached the usual escort.expiration date. So like day-old bread it's left out at half-price in case there are any takers...but not expecting much so not.making much effort.

I can handle 7 inches maximum for oral play..10 inches maximum for rectal play.
Anything larger than 11 inches is no longer considered a penis... It's a foot!

I don't really care. If I find the guy attractive and he is an active participant/seems to be enjoying himself (even if it's only acting)... I'm good.

OP said in his question that he wanted to know what orientation would generate interest from the greatest number of clients. OP is having a tough time drumming up business with no kissing, no bottoming, and charging $350/hour.  He wants to know if changing his advertised sexual orientation would attract more customers willing to pay the price for the company he offers.
Consensus on the replies is that changing his advertised orientation to "straight" is likely not the solution.

A little birdie landed on Bozo's head (in between his two luxurious tufts of bright red hair), and whispered in Bozo's ear that the adorable Lex - the boy with the flaxen hair, southern charm, and unfortunate tattoo - will be making a return appearance in Gotham this weekend.
Lex will be working at Tim's Naked party on Saturday night. Also, he will be shaking his cute little tush at FairyTail on Friday and Sunday nights.
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Agree 100%
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Agree 100%
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I find it somewhat difficult to sympathize with the poor man. My doctor once told me that mine had become abnormally large, after he'd reviewed the results for a suspected hyperactive thyroid.
I mean, finally I have a piece of my anatomy that can be legitimately called "abnormally large" and it's my thyroid. Guess I lucked out that it didn't spread south.

Anything over 8 inches was always too much for me.

I have a foot-long penis — it’s so monstrous, I was barred from yoga
Finally......... someone whose "problem" Bozo can Identify with 🤡
I have a foot-long penis — it's so monstrous, I was barred from yoga
NYPOST.COM During one nightmare encounter, the UK's most well-endowed man was even "catfished" by a woman who tried to get him to appear on her OnlyFans page under the... "So much for bigger being better. The UK’s most well-endowed man, Matt Barr, claims that his titanic tallywacker has caused him some big problems, including dating difficulties, sex-ploitation, and perhaps, most embarrassingly, getting booted from yoga class because people thought he was aroused."
 
There isn't a chance in hell that Bozo will be having sex with this guy..... no matter how big his penis is.
As a matter of fact, having a penis that big on a guy who looks like this is a deterrent, not incentive, to hookup with him.
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Agree 100%
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A little birdie landed on Bozo's head (in between his two luxurious tufts of bright red hair), and whispered in Bozo's ear that the adorable Lex - the boy with the flaxen hair, southern charm, and unfortunate tattoo - will be making a return appearance in Gotham this weekend.
Lex will be working at Tim's Naked party on Saturday night. Also, he will be shaking his cute little tush at FairyTail on Friday and Sunday nights.
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Agree 100%
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Simpson's entire estate should go to the Goldman and Brown families. NOT a PENNY to anyone else.
Surely this blood-thirsty lawyer wants HIS share. His vehemence and greed is astounding! The Goldman and Brown families should receive every penny O.J. had.
O.J.'s children merely get his legacy: An outstanding athlete, a Hertz TV commercial, a couple of mediocre movies, and a MURDERER.
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