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Absolutely magnificent specimen 💪. It's really hard to believe that nobody has tested the waters on Ale. @dutchal not sure about your comment, "...And nicely priced, too". Is $200 for a massage considered a bargain these days? Well, at least he's offering a 10% discount on Thursdays. That's a positive. Would first like to read some reviews here about how interactive he is before taking the plunge myself. BTC

Hi John, You just had a NYC event 2 days ago on April 14th. And now you are having another NYC event this Sunday, April 21st. Has the NYC schedule changed from twice a month to every week? BTC

"... looking for an appointment. Do you offer discounts?" That's usually the second of three questions Bozo asks when booking a provider. It comes right after, "Do you accept expired Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons?" And right before, "Do you validate parking?" There is nothing wrong with asking a provider for a discount. It is not rude or demeaning, and should be offered as part of every provider's business model. Bozo has observed numerous ads where the provider offers discounts for midweek hookups or morning appointments. Ostensibly, this is when business is slow. It is a shrewd business decision. It attracts clients who otherwise would have no interest in your services. Isn't it better to make some $$, then none at all? Many businesses offer discounts. Senior citizens get movie, hotel, and airline discounts; reduced fare to ride public transportation; and discounts at Costco, McDonalds, etc. Young, good looking people receive reduced admission at many saunas and clubs, and women get discounts at many bars (Ladies Night). For the provider out there that doesn't offer discounts, it is his loss. He will be losing out to the masseur/escort that does. Just an example of the entrepreneurial spirit that built this county. BTC

It's not simply contempt, but it's the constant kvetching and whining, whining and kvetching....Oy! BTC

If the photos are real, he rates a 9.8 on the Bozo scale of 0 thru 10 (nobody with foreskin can rate a perfect 10). It's a little concerning that his preferences are very limited. Has anyone had experience with him? Keinmat - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in New York City, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in New York City, NY - Keinmat: Hi sexy boy 27 year 21 cm BTC

And on a much, much, lighter note.... Q. What does John Elway have in common with OJ's getaway vehicle? A. They are both slow-moving, white Broncos. BTC

Agreed. What bothered me was how many were rooting for OJ just because they wanted to see a black man get away with murdering a white woman. Earth is now a better place. Hell just got a new tenant. OJ will need asbestos pajamas where he is going. RIP Nicole and Ron BTC

He did not respond to Bozo's e-mail. Also, he has not logged into his RM account for almost 3 months. Maybe he found another line of work? One that provides sick leave, health benefits, and a pension plan? BTC

O.J. Simpson dies of cancer at age 76, family says O.J. Simpson dies of cancer at age 76, family says - ESPN WWW.ESPN.COM O.J. Simpson, whose life as an American sports hero quickly turned when he was charged with the 1994 slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, died... OJ, for the most part, escaped human justice. He was a dark-hearted murderer, unremorseful to the end. What OJ will face without God in his heart is suffering on a scale we cannot imagine for all eternity. But God is not the OJ jury. God won't be conned by this vicious POS ..... he's already shoveling anthracite in the hottest corner of Hell ..... What a shame that OJ was never able to track down the real killers of Nicole and Ron ..... with dogged determination he never stopped his quest that had him searching every golf course in America ... Now that OJ is in Hell, who will pick up the hunt for the real killers ? Bozo hopes he had a lot of pain while dying of cancer and also hopes it is VERY warm where he is now. BTC

Sammy's dancers sue Birmingham strip club, claim minimum wage violations, forced illegal tip sharing Sammy’s dancers sue Birmingham strip club, claim minimum wage violations, forced illegal tip sharing WWW.AL.COM Sammy's mischaracterized the dancers as independent contractors, according to a lawsuit seeking at least $100,000 in compensatory damages. Bozo has never heard of a club owner forcing its strippers to share their tips with the salaried employees; in this case, the dj, floor manager,and/or house mom. A "socialist" system is an apt description of workers, whose only income came from tips, being forced to share those tips with the rest of the staff, especially in light of also being required to pay a "house fee" to the owners. If they all get the same share of all tips, WHERE pray tell is any motivation for them to do their best? Or anything beyond "just going through the motions?" The only group that’s motivated will be the IRS, who assuredly will go after the tips as unclaimed income. Look for an FBI raid anytime soon. Bozo is cheering the girls on... and hopes the club owners are forced to pay big time for their greed. Though its unclear how much sympathy the strippers will get from an Alabama jury. BTC

Not a huge deal? lmfao! Stock market today: Dow plunges 470 points as US stocks tumble on hot inflation report US stocks tumbled on Wednesday as traders took in hotter-than-expected inflation. Consumer prices rose 3.8% year-per-year in March, higher than what economists had expected. The odds of a June Fed rate cut have been completely wiped off of the table, according to the CME FedWatch tool. Stock market today: Dow plunges 470 points as US stocks tumble on hot inflation report MARKETS.BUSINESSINSIDER.COM The odds of a June Fed rate cut have been completely wiped off of the table, according to the CME FedWatch tool. Not a huge deal? Try telling that to the consumers who have to dig further in to their pockets to pay for their essentials. This inflation report is a disaster for the middle class, lower middle class, working poor, single mothers, etc. Try telling that to investors, traders, and anyone with a retirement account. What is not a huge deal to you has cost the economy tens of billions.!! But it's "not a huge deal"? Right? i went to Panera Bread for the 1st time yesterday. 1/2 sandwich, urine cup size strawberry banana smoothie, (only size offered) and a child sized bag of chips. (1 Oz.?) just shy of $17. It was absolutely delicious. Too, good - which made me suspect the ingredients - seed oils, MSG, corn syrup, sugar, maltitol, etc., as applicable… Also, recently… mechanic: $1200, veterinarian: $1100, Dentist: $2900… you get the idea… But it's not a huge deal.... 3.5% increase in inflation over the last twelve months hardly describes the situation when this 12 month period began with record high inflation over the 12 months previous to that. BTC

ECONOMY Consumer prices rose 3.5% from a year ago in March, more than expected Consumer prices rose 3.5% from a year ago in March, more than expected WWW.CNBC.COM The consumer price index in March was expected to increase 3.4% from a year ago, according to the Dow Jones consensus estimate. "The consumer price index accelerated at a faster than expected pace in March, pushing inflation higher and likely keeping the Federal Reserve on hold with interest rates. The CPI, a broad measure of goods and services costs across the economy, rose 0.4% for the month, putting the 12-month inflation rate at 3.5%, or 0.3 percentage point higher than in February, the Labor Department’s Bureau of Labor Statistics reported Wednesday. Economists surveyed by Dow Jones had been looking for a 0.3% gain and a 3.4% year-over-year level. Excluding volatile food and energy components, core CPI also accelerated 0.4% on a monthly basis while rising 3.8% from a year ago, compared to respective estimates for 0.3% and 3.7%." Anyone that has to go to the store and buy food or has to fill the car with gas knows inflation never went away. Bozo heard a great line: Q. What is the most expensive vehicle to operate in the US today? A. A grocery cart. BTC

Yes. He teamed up with Simon and Theodore to form the cutest trio of traveling masseurs. Sorry guys, NO happy endings ☺️. BTC

Bozo, being a multi-lingual clown, assumes he is attempting to say that he is seeking to give "placer" in a different way. "Placer" being the Spanish word for pleasure. BTC

Poof! Ad is gone.... Like all of his other ads... BTC

Bozo has met a lot of str8 escorts and strip club dancers who claim they are gay or bi. They believe it broadens their appeal. However, this is the opposite. Why would a gay rentboy promote himself as str8? BTC

Correct! Ethel Merman portrayed the villainess Lola Lasagna during the truly bizarre Season 3 of the Batman TV series. The Penguin: I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth. Lola Lasagna: While you stole their teeth! BTC

Robert Fratta, another hottie bad boy. This one, an ex-cop, paid a couple of hit men to kill his wife, the mother of his 3 children. He had model good looks, and a big, broad-shouldered chiseled physique. What a waste! Executed by the state of Texas last year. BTC

Barbara Rush, one of the last remaining actresses of the Golden Age of Hollywood, passed away on Easter Sunday, at age 97. Barbara Rush, Classy Star of 1950s Melodramas, Dies at 97 WWW.HOLLYWOODREPORTER.COM The actress appeared in the films 'Magnificent Obsession,' 'Bigger Than Life' and 'The Young Philadelphians' and on TV's 'Peyton Place.' IMDB lists 114 Barbara Rush movies and TV appearances during her almost 70-year career. Barbara Rush - IMDb WWW.IMDB.COM Known for: It Came from Outer Space, When Worlds Collide, Hombre Bozo's favorite of her various roles was that of the evil Nora Clavicle in the 60's Batman TV series. BTC

Sean Combs was arrested? Really? Bozo read that his multiple homes (mansions) were raided and property was seized. Didn't know he was arrested. When was that? BTC

Sorry. Bozo doesn't know which of the guys are on work release from jail. Also, it's a mystery as to which of them are on parole, probation, or have overstayed their tourist/visitor's visas 🤡. BTC

Tim is waiting for the guys to return home today from Good Friday Mass. When they get home from church and confirm their appearances, the e-mail will go out. BTC

Back in Florida (Miami). BTC

“The fact that there’s a medically approved prescription for managing weight and staying healthier, in my lifetime, feels like relief, like redemption, like a gift..." ~ Oprah Winfrey Oprah won't think it's a gift if she abuses it, has a bad reaction to it, or we find out in 5 years that there a long-term negative effect. It can also result in a type of stomach paralysis.. Bozo knows someone this happened to. She is losing a lot of weight because she can no longer properly digest food. These things are not a silver bullet by any stretch of the imagination. Caveat Emptor! Oprah failed over and over and over again to slim down until she started taking a weight loss drug! Bozo is NOT impressed! As a filthy rich person, Oprah has had more advantages than the rest of us, and she still failed! All she had to do is to keep her big snout out of the trough, call her personal chef/dietician to make her meals, call her trainer to get her fat behind off the sofa and create a specialized work out just for her! Fat shaming, cry me a river, she is not the only one! Hey Oprah, suck it up buttercup! This is really an easy one. Hey Oprah, if you don't want to be fat shamed for being a human whale, put the damn fork down. Fat people, IMO, exemplify weakness of character. Being fat is totally up to the individual. You do not have to be fat, so if you choose to be fat, stop your damn whining. You have no one but yourself to blame. There is nothing that the average American wants to hear more than a billionaire complaining about how tough their life is.... 😢 Marxism 101: When caught lying and being hypocritical, make yourself into a victim. Oprah Winfrey has made a career (and billions) from bull-s___ting people. BTC

Is there actually a town called "Romeoville" Illinios? If so, it must be near Joliet..... * Note: Mr. Fern's Rentmen account is now frozen. BTC