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Clearly you are in need of a Bozo tutorial in your negotiating skills. Haggling is an art that is acquired through both learning and practical experience. You'd be surprised how quickly these guys come down from their original asking price. It's better for them to get something, rather than staying home waiting for a call or text from another potential client. A bird in the hand...... BTC 🤡

That is probably moot since he is permanently relocating from NYC on May 23. BTC 🤡

The first line of his Rentmen ad Bio says: Good Booty 🍑 fine shyt visiting from Miami https://rentmen.eu/Jreamguuy Bozo knows what a good booty is. But can someone with more street cred than Bozo kindly explain what one should expect from a provider who advertises that he has "fine shyt"? Also, what is the significance of that piece of fruit (persimmon? kumquat?)? BTC 🤡

Alfie and his brother, both from England, made a bit of a splash when they came to NYC about 10-12 years ago. They worked the Gotham strip club scene, and did quite well $$. They returned to the USA periodically. At least one of them (possibly both) were running Rentmen ads. Both are/were nice guys, but had limitations (both are str8). Bozo hasn't seen/heard from either of them in a while. They were successful in monetizing their looks. Not surprising since both were handsome, clean cut, well built, ink-free white boys with British accents who stood out from the typical "look" of the other Adonis/Spunk dancers. The photo posted by @robberbaron4u is accurate, but not current. BTC 🤡

This was Victoria Day weekend in Canada. But, if Bozo recalls correctly, Victoria Day is not a big deal in Montreal. Bozo doesn't recall any special events going on to honor the former Queen. Perhaps our Canadian COM members can chime in? BTC 🤡

And we agree! Sadly, neither the cold-blooded murderer Mangione nor his wild-eyed supporters have a moral compass. BTC 🤡

Not sure what you are looking at. Masseurfinder ad still says 11 years experience: BTC 🤡

The gun and notebook were the gold nuggets in that mine. The other stuff is far less-important to the case. So conviction looks likely despite the finding of partial, apparently - inadvertent procedural violations by the LEOs. That's probably one reason the judge threw them out, because if he didn't, it would come up in appeal later and easily wreck any guilty verdict. Appeals courts tend to be sticklers for procedural discipline, especially in capital murder cases. And after Luigi is (hopefully) convicted on state charges, the federal trial is looming. He will never see the light of day again. Luigi is reported to be fairly bright. He couldn't think of any other lawful way to make his point (whatever that may be)? What a waste. Spend life in prison for murdering a father, husband and son and reflect upon his very poor choices. Too bad the death penalty was ruled out on the federal charges. If not, Bozo would've gladly volunteered to serve on the firing squad. BTC 🤡

The key piece of evidence, the gun used to kill Brian Thompson, CAN be used as evidence. Some evidence found in Luigi Mangione’s backpack at the time of his arrest will be excluded from his upcoming trial, a New York judge ruled Monday, though other key items – including a 3D-printed gun and writings expressing frustration with the healthcare industry – will be allowed. Although some of Mangione’s belongings were tossed from the case, the mixed ruling is largely a victory for prosecutors, who will be able to show jurors the so-called “manifesto” and the firearm they say was used to kill UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/18/us/luigi-mangione-murder-trial-evidence BTC 🤡

Burk's Rentmasseur ad has him located on West 83rd street so Bozo isn't sure the MasseurFinder ad is totally accurate. Also, his Masseurfinder ad still shows he charges $1.00 for a 15-minute massage. Does anyone think that is accurate? It also says he has 11 years experience. Not likely if his stated age (per RM) of 27 years is correct. BTC 🤡

How do you guys see? Bozo sees with his eyes. One would assume all other members here do the same. Although according to AI, sea urchins see with their feet, pit vipers see using "heat vision", and star-nosed moles see the world through touch Am I doing something wrong? YES I Googled Gaston, and there is a serious massage therapist in NYC who has that name. Is it the same guy? Not even close @d.anders, if you click on the gray box above the broken link in the first post, that should bring you to the masseur's RM ad. If that doesn't work, Bozo is happy to assist a fellow COM member in need: https://rentmasseur.com/TheGayGaston BTC 🤡

Unfortunately, the Brightline doesn't go anywhere near the Miami Airport . It terminates in downtown Miami which is about 10 miles from the airport. It is a bit surprising that in a thread about rail transportation in South Florida there has been no mention of the tri-rail train. Bozo usually flies into/out of South Florida via FLL or PBI. But on the rare occasion he uses MIA, the tri-rail is a very economical, practical, and convenient alternative to UBER. Unlike the Brightline, the tri-rail was built to be a commuter train, so it runs slower than Brightline with more stops. But If you take the tri-rail to the Miami station, and transfer to the free shuttle to the airport, it is often quicker then an UBER, which has to deal with the heavily trafficked, and now tolled, I-95 interstate highway. BTC 🤡

Now down to one photo - a selfie in the mirror with his face blurred. He's gone from no public photos to four to two and now one. All in the space of a few days. BTC 🤡

https://x.com/MrBuckBuckNBA/status/2054811316913615147?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^2054811316913615147|twgr^eb5a8a55c2fc6e70687e13ffa4b51ebe65c2aec3|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2026%2F05%2F15%2Fsports%2Fcharles-barkley-homophobic-society-preventing-more-gay-athletes-from-coming-out%2F BTC 🤡

Wasn't that Professor Plum? BTC 🤡

Definitely a hot looking guy. Well, at least the chiseled physique. No face pics to make a determination on how he looks above the neck. Based on his ad, it seems like he's not offering anything sexual. He stresses that he is straight. His "Available For" items listed in his ad are all non-sexual (except erotic massage, which could mean different things to different people), and he doesn't even bother with the "I am Into". In his Bio, he says that he enjoys traveling, going out to eat, meeting new people, and good conversations. Not much there that will motivate Bozo to contact him. And he caters to "upscale, exclusive clientele and executives..." (that eliminates circus folk 😒). Sounds like you'll be paying a lot of $$ and not getting much in return. P.S. @Kzdevil, if you want more interest in your post, you should put the provider's location in the topic heading. BTC 🤡

Bozo will be more than happy to be your guinea pig. Just send $500. Bozo accepts Google Pay, Zelle, Paypal, and Venmo. You will get a full written report. BTC 🤡

And voila! The provider must have gotten the message. He is now including four photos in his basic RM ad. Two fully clothed, one wearing underwear, and one with a towel wrapped around his waist. His face is either absent or blurred in all of them. The photo referred to in the above post by @azdr0710 was not included. https://rentmen.eu/Suspiriahook Even with the additions, it is hard to imagine he'll get much interest. In the highly competitive NYC market, he needs to show more skin. Add to that, the fact that he is into smoking and PNP will only reduce the universe of potential clients. Oh well. His ad says he is selling his "cumrags and underwear". Perhaps there will be a market for that . BTC 🤡

There are 67 pages of ads in NYC Rentmen. 24 ads per page. 67 x 24 = ? This provider describes himself as a "smart college bro" so he can do the math. What would possibly motivate him to hide his photos from all except premium members? And why would any potential client waste his time requesting that he open his gallery when there are 1000+ other NYC RM escorts available? If he is concerned about discretion, he could do what so many others do, headless pics or pics with his face blurred. Best of luck..... he'll need it. BTC 🤡

Yeah. That seems to make sense. The "strong leases already signed" are with the current "aging owner" of the property. If/when the current owner decides to sell the land to a real estate developer who wants to raze the buildings to build a high rise condo, all bets are off? The new owner doesn't have to honor the old leases? Is that accurate? BTC 🤡

Just another reason to NEVER send a deposit to a provider. NEVER = NEVER! BTC 🤡

He's had a Rentmen ad running for 3 and 1/2 years (and as Longboyyy before that?). And he's only 21 years old? Sorry, but the math doesn't add up 😕. Also, if you're going to use "Handsomeboyyy" as your moniker, you should be required to show your face to regular Rentmen members. BTC 🤡

Hearing only one side of any story is always problematic. In this case, we only know the side of the escort, who certainly related his tale of woe to his client, @robberbaron4u in a way that put him in the most sympathetic light. However, even if one were to accept the escort's story at face value: He violated NY (and probably countless other states) laws by engaging in prostitution. He violated US Immigration law (assuming he entered the country as a tourist or student) by working as a prostitute-for-hire. Did he lie to to the Immigration officer when he arrived in the US as to the purpose of his visit? Did he overstay his visa? He violated federal and NY (likely other states) tax laws by not reporting his income. There are probably other laws that the provider violated. When you are a guest in someone's home, you follow the rules of your host. If you are not prepared to follow your host's rules, don't be surprised if you are told to leave. Given all of this, it is surprising that all that he got was 10 days in a county jail and a 5-year ban. The escort should consider himself a lucky young man. Very lucky indeed. Like some of the previous posters, Bozo is perplexed as to the reasons that the OP is "really stressed". There was no mention that his phone was seized and/or examined. So his clients seem to be in the clear. BTC 🤡

From La Presse: https://www.lapresse.ca/actualites/justice-et-faits-divers/2026-04-24/son-bourreau-condamne-a-trois-ans-et-demi-de-prison/ca-vaut-la-peine-de-denoncer-confie-une-victime-de-violence-conjugale.php "The Crown and the defence presented a joint recommendation of three and a half years' imprisonment. Since the offender has been in custody for more than two years, he has only 15 days left to serve. He will then be subject to three years of probation." Bozo's sources in Montreal confirmed the above information. The article was published on April 24th. He is scheduled to be released on May 9th (ironically the day before Mother's Day), and then the clock starts on his three years of probation. Sadly, the charges on assaulting the second victim were dropped. BTC 🤡

Sorry to hear about your situation. Bozo will assume that your parents didn't have long term/catastrophic health care insurance. If they did, their unfortunate situation would almost certainly not have occurred. Both of Bozo's parents purchased it, as well as a few aunts and uncles. For a few of them, the benefits have already more than paid off. As for Bozo's parents, it was the second best thing they ever did. The first, of course, was bringing Bozo into the world. BTC 🤡