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If Bozo ruled the world, each and every one of these climate disrupters would serve jail time for their shenanigans. AND they would be fed an all cabbage and bean diet (with some cauliflower and kale thrown in for variety). The pollutants caused by the methane and carbon dioxide gaseous emissions, resulting from an all cruciferous vegetable diet, would serve as even further punishment and deterrent from further similar actions. Perhaps we could put all of the disrupters in adjoining cells. They could toot out a few operatic melodies together? Or Play Name That Tune (I could name that opera in 5 notes!)? The operatic possibilities are endless...... BTC

Really? Last time Bozo was there (a Saturday night in mid-November), FairyTail had a $10.00 cover charge. No more? BTC

Bozo has been with him at the Spunk Party at the Monster.. He speaks in loving terms about his bodybuilder/gf. Definitely gay4pay. BTC

William Frawley the actor may (or may not) have been a drunk; however, Fred Mertz the landlord was definitely not an alcoholic. And it is unfortunate that you chose to disparage the reputation of one of America's most beloved characters. Bozo doesn't recall ever seeing him drink anything stronger than coffee. BTC

about 20 years. BTC

Fred Mertz was obviously gay. Probably a voracious bottom. Sadly, the moral codes of that era prevented the character from being too open or flamboyant about his sexuality. Like James Dean and Tab Hunter, Fred Mertz was a gay icon to younger closeted gay men in the 50's. Ethel was his lesbian beard. Fred and Ethel slept in separate beds, had no kids, and probably never had sex. Fred Mertz was a "man's man" BTC

All other things being equal, the lap dance experience at Stock Bar is far more pleasurable and private than that at Campus. At Stock Bar, the lap dances are conducted in a separate room. Once inside the separate room, there are a group of cubicles. Each cubicle has a curtain which opens and closes side-to-side, and prevents any passersby from looking in. At Campus, lap dances are done in an area with much smaller booths than at Stock Bar, and which are totally wide open. No doors, no curtains, nothing. The separate lap dance area is separated from the main room only by some plexiglass. Anyone standing up in the main area can see everything that is going on with you and the dancer. There are a couple of open booths on either end which are partially blocked off from the voyeurs. Nevertheless, it still lacks the private experience one gets at Stock Bar. BTC

Bozo's first sexual fantasy was being a young clown totally naked, cavorting in a hot tub with an equally naked Fred Mertz...... Fred was the teacher. Bozo was the eager student, seeking to learn how to properly please a lover from an older, attractive, experienced gentleman.. As we were on the cusp of a mutual orgasm, Ethel walked in the bathroom... ruined everything. Poor Bozo... Poor Fred.... BTC

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Bozo would pay big bucks to watch a porn flick with young 3-named Aidan and seasoned George Santos. Perhaps the Federal Dept of Corrections could arrange for them to share a prison cell where the video would be filmed. I'm not sure how the logistics would work since they are both obviously hungry bottoms. BTC

Thanks for the update. What is the situation on Rue Ste. Catherine regarding: drug users, drug dealers, aggressive homeless (unhoused) persons, and the unsupervised migrants? Also, recent reports were that the Hyatt Place was housing migrants on the lower floors. Is that still the case? Any snow on the ground yet? I ask because Bozo likes to make snow angels.... BTC

Nope. A comment about what happens to guys like that in prison. It is unfortunate, but it is reality. And his smug attitude won't help him either. Senate sex tape: US Capitol Police 'taking it seriously,' source says WWW.FOXNEWS.COM Capitol Hill police are still investigating circumstances around the filming of a sex tape in Hart Senate Office Building, a source confirmed to Fox News. BTC

Bozo suspects that his young, round, smooth boyish tush will make him very popular in the Washington DC jail.

The porn/Senate staffer with 3 names is now claiming he is a victim of homophobia: Aidan Maese-Czeropski on LinkedIn: This has been a difficult time for me, as I have been attacked for who I… | 1,181 comments WWW.LINKEDIN.COM This has been a difficult time for me, as I have been attacked for who I love to pursue a political agenda. While some of my actions in the past have shown… | 1,181... "I have been attacked for who I love to pursue a political agenda" Once again, the perpetrator plays the victim card. Someone needs to tell this porn star wannabe that It was his own extreme unprofessional behavior that got his butt fired. And not because he was gay. If A straight man did the same thing he would have gotten fired as well. In what alternate reality is it okay to film porn in the workplace? Especially when the workplace is an office of government. Being gay does not give one license to do what no straight person would ever get away with. Who was holding the camera in the Senate office filming his butt? He must also be a Senate staffer to have gained access. If Mr. 3-names got fired, the other person should be identified, and if he also works for the government, needs to be exposed, and fired as well. BTC

She is NOT being replaced. Ken Jennings will be doing the job of hosting the syndicated show full-time. BTC

WRONG. His name was Marty Krofft TV Land had an amazing tribute (if you can get by the initial 3-minute promo for the Land of the Lost movie) to the Krofft Brothers, bringing back all of the great characters: A GREAT cast of the Krofft characters and Hollywood celebs paying tribute to the Sid and Marty including: Neil Patrick Harris, Will Ferrell, Cyndi Lauper, Clint Black, and Barry Williams (Greg Brady). Sid and Marty Krofft were true geniuses. Bozo's top three favourite Krofft programs were probably: HR Pufnstuf, D.C, Follies, and Lidsville - starring the uber-campy Charles Nelson Reilly; But even geniuses have failures. The three klunkers that stand out in Bozo's mind were Pink Lady and Jeff (lasted 3 episodes?), the Land of the Lost MOVIE (just awful), and the Brady Bunch Variety Hour. Bozo still has photos of himself as a young clown with his parents and sisters visiting the World of Sid and Marty Krofft - an indoor Krofft-themed amusement park in downtown Atlanta based on the Krofft Saturday morning TV shows and characters. It was really a lot of fun, and I will have memories that last a lifetime. Sadly, it closed only a few months after it opened. It was a great idea, but an awful location. Building an amusement park in a drug-infested, high-crime downtown area alongside low income housing projects? An incredibly moronic idea. BTC

I am not aware of any male strip club where the dancers are "employees" of the club. If there is a club in Canada or the USA where the dancers are employees, i.e. paid a salary, subject to minimum wage, overtime rules, etc. and have federal and state (provincial) taxes withheld from their salary, I'd like to know which club that is. BTC

In addition to the Adonis Nude party, Matty from Canada was also scheduled to be at the Spunk event at the Monster last night: SPUNK SATURDAY MONSTER BAR MAILCHI.MP CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LINEUP OF MEN. Any reports on which event (if either), the Golden Boy attended? BTC

If I can put him in my shopping cart, I'll head right to the self-checkout BTC

Bozo went to the FairyTail Lounge last night. Arrived around 10:45. Stayed till about 11:20. No Matty . When I left there were only 4 dancers and about 9 or 10 customers. I don't know if/when Matty ever showed up. Maybe he got a better offer...... On another note, Bozo hadn't been to FairyTail in about 5 years. I had forgotten what a dump it is. And a small dump at that. More than 10 people (dancers, customers, and staff) constitute a crowd at that place. Evolve, Atlas Social Club, and The Pyramid Bar were all much nicer, more spacious, and were in a better location. BTC

Correct. Either way, Immigration officers on both sides of the border have a job to do. Part of their mission is to prevent people they suspect may be trying to work illegally from crossing over. They have a tough job. We should support law enforcement. BTC

Whether the law is "idiotic" or not, is still THE LAW. And if you are a Canadian citizen, I suggest you contact your MP to change the law. Probably sooner rather than later because if the polls are accurate, Trudeau's government will get shellacked at the next election. And what exactly do Larry Flint and Congressmen paying for sex have to do with Canadian immigration officers enforcing their border laws? Do you object to Canadian border patrol doing their job by preventing non-citizens they suspect may be trying to cross their border to work illegally? BTC

The NY TImes is a shell of what it once was. I would never pay for the digital version, and the paper version is good only to shred and use to line the bottom of my parakeet's birdcage. The Sunday Times is good for about 10-12 months worth of birdcage lining . It is hard to forget how the always justice-seeking New York Times allowed one of its stringers to tweet a bogus claim that ESPN tennis analyst Doug Adler racially slurred Venus Williams as “a gorilla” when he actually was praising her “guerrilla” tactic of “charging the net”. The Times then fell silent when ESPN, his career and reputation wrecked by a self-evident lie, fired him as a racist based on The Times’ stringer’s preposterous lie. The unwarranted firing of Adler with false racism claims cost ESPN big time in an out-of-court settlement, but the NY Times hasn't moved off its cowardly cruel, let-him-rot silence. ESPN quietly rights racist accusation against tennis analyst NYPOST.COM The preposterous case of Doug Adler being dismissed by ESPN as a clear-and-present racist based on a reckless, inaccurate tweet from a New York Times freelance tennis... And so, there they were in Tuesday’s Times, two headlines about a “guerrilla-style” bicycling event. Before NYC Marathon, Cyclists Rode the Course - The New York Times WWW.NYTIMES.COM For the last two decades, cyclists have been riding the course in the magic time after the roads are closed and before the thousands of racers begin. Before Sunrise, Before the Runners, a Guerrilla Bike Marathon But for the past six years they’ve allowed an innocent man to suffer humiliation, degradation, defamation, and unemployment. And to this day the Times and ESPN continue to allow this man to suffer from an obvious and demonstrable lie. The NY Times is complicit and gutless. BTC .

And in more current breaking Hollywood news............. .....Debbie Reynolds found Eddie Fisher in bed with Elizabeth Taylor BTC

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