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He's "never been very engaging", yet you continued to hire him? Did you expect he would change? Or you were willing to overlook his lack of engagement because of his looks? BTC 🤡

In this world, anything is possible. However, the RM link on the original post included the word "Osterreich". That's the official name for the country of Austria. Also, the languages spoken in the ad indicates English and Spanish. Based on these, Bozo discounted the possibility that he may be Asian. However, based on the non-existent tattoos and piercings, the veracity of the entire ad is questionable. Prettycollegeguy - Male Escort, Gay massage - Chicago | RentMen Österreich BTC 🤡

Since PV is a major winter tourist destination for gay men and women, this topic deserves its own thread US citizens urged to ‘shelter in place’ after Mexico drug lord’s killing sparks wave of violence https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/mexico-el-mencho-killed-travel-chaos-02-23-26-intl-hnk The killing of Jalisco drug cartel kingpin Nemesio “El Mencho” Oseguera Cervantes aka "The Mench" sparked a major wave of violence in Puerto Vallarta and other parts of Jalisco province. Let's hope that tourists are provided with safe passage out of the city... BTC 🤡

His RM ad says he is mixed race with tattoos and piercings. However, his one public photo appears to show a white guy with no tattoos or piercings (unless the tattoos and piercings are from the neck up, which would be disgusting - a major dealbreaker). His abs are absolutely amazing. https://rentmen.eu/Prettycollegeguy BTC 🤡

Scenes like the above is enough of a reason for Bozo to tune in to watch the Winter Olympics. Can that Spandex outfit be made to fit his tush and thighs any tighter? BTC 🤡

Mexican resort town, airport under siege after army kills major Jalisco New Generation cartel leader https://nypost.com/2026/02/22/world-news/mexican-resort-town-puerto-vallarta-under-siege-after-army-kills-cartel-leader/ "Tourists in Puerto Vallarta were warned to stay indoors as narco gangs went on a rampage following the death of drug kingpin Nemesio “El Mencho” Oseguera Cervantes, the powerful boss of the violent crime outfit. The US State Department urged Americans to shelter in place, and some American tourists have reported being trapped in the region." “El Mencho”? Do any of the COM Spanish speakers know if "El Mencho" is Spanish for "The Mench"? If yes, isn't that an odd nickname for a major drug kingpin? Narco gangs rampaging through PV? Hopefully, you and the other foreign tourists are safe....... BTC 🤡

Columbia? As in Columbia, South Carolina which is spelled as you spelled it - with a "u"- Columbia? or Colombia? As in Colombia, the South American country which is spelled with an "o" - Colombia? BTC 🤡

He's kind of cute, but sorry to hear that the pics are apparently very dated. https://rentmasseur.com/MasseurJeremy From his ad: "I am pretty new to this website but will do everything to satisfy your needs!" He's had an ad on Rentmasseur since 2018. Someone should tell him that after almost 8 years, he's no longer "pretty new". BTC 🤡

He also has a current ad on Rentmasseur: https://rentmasseur.com/Alexfitfun Although the rose tattoo only serves as a distraction from his sculpted physique, he's still very tempting. Any takers? BTC 🤡

And now he needs another 50% rate cut to be in the ballpark. The ballpark of reality. Well, at least in Bozo's ballpark - aka the Big Top. Even with a 50% rate cut, that still means he's charging about 3 bucks a pound. That's significantly more than Bozo usually pays for an escort. BTC 🤡

Agreed. Too long in the tooth and too short from the floor! He admits to being 5'5" (even that may be a stretch). His body is all inked up and he's not particularly attractive. Someone with that resume will soon find out that being so selective is not a successful business model in the heavily competitive Orlando/Tampa market. BTC 🤡

The Coney Island Aquarium in Brooklyn announced the recent arrival of two Southern otters. No indication whether they work as a pair or provide a boyfriend experience. However, based on their pics, they seem to meet all of your criteria - nice bodies and easygoing. Though their ages be be a little younger than you prefer. https://nyaquarium.com/animals BTC 🤡

To summarize, you are a gay man who is upset that professional journalists focus in too much on Olympic male athletes' big penises and plump asses? You are a gay man and you are in a tizzy over the fact that there are too many TV close-ups of their dicks and butts? This must be a first. Bozo can't get enough of it.... wish there was more. A lot more! The highlight of the summer Olympics for Bozo is watching the swimmers and divers in their skimpy Speedos, and the pole vaulters and hunky gymnasts in their tank tops. The more muscle and flesh.... the better! These guys worked their young lifetimes practicing their sport and perfecting their bodies in pursuit of Olympic Gold. The least we could do as gay men is to admire and appreciate! Note to TV cameras: Please continue to ZOOM in on their bodies - dicks, asses, muscles, etc BTC 🤡

Agreed! When it comes to privacy, Spunk at the Monster is probably #1 in NYC BTC 🤡

And that's the deal-breaker for Bozo! If Bozo is going to shell out $100.00 for an entry fee + the cost of checking his coat + the cost of checking his nose, he expects a modicum of privacy when he pays for lap dances. Instead, at the Adonis Naked Party, we are herded into a large room filled with sofas and other customers with their dancers, where everyone can see everyone else. Not much opportunity for intimacy, unless, as @Jasrb36 stated above, you are willing to shell out an additional $150.00 to use the VIP room for 20 minutes. BTC 🤡

The reviewers of his two gushing, over-the-top reviews seem to be very suspicious.... https://rentmasseur.com/NicoSensual BTC 🤡

Bozo loves a huge duck. Was it "Bring your Pet night"? BTC 🤡

Bozo didn't suggest you go to both.... just stating that it can be done, if that's your pleasure. And yeah, between Spunk and the Adonis naked event, there should be plenty of boys to keep your libido at a high level 🙂. BTC 🤡

Just to clarify, as @azdr0710 stated above, Buffdaddy events are at RedEye every Friday night (Filthy Fridays) and occasional (alternate?) Wednesday and Sunday nights. @Buff Daddy is very good about posting the calendar of events here on COM over on the Buffdaddy thread at the beginning of each month. At BuffDaddy events, the boys are naked. Spunk events at the Monster are every Thursday and Saturday nights. At Spunk events the boys wear shorts/Speedos/underwear. Adonis has a naked party the last Saturday of the month at an undisclosed location. When Bozo went, they were held at a commercial loft in the Flatiron district. That may have changed. Adonis does have other events during the week which Bozo hasn't been to in ages. You can read the reviews. They were held at Redeye for a while. But no longer. It's the same group of lethargic guys, poorly attended, and the boys don't arrive till after 11PM. @AtlantaDude, you and Bozo have similar tastes in boys, Bozo suspects that you would not find the boys at the weeknight Adonis events particularly appealing. To answer your question, in theory, yes you can go to both an Adonis and Spunk event on the same night on the last Saturday of the month. Go to the Adonis event, and then head over to the Monster. *Keep in mind that the monthly Adonis naked event has a $100.00 cover charge. Hope this helps.... BTC 🤡

How can you tell? All of his Rentmen photos are frontal. No views of his backside. Have you been with him? BTC 🤡

There are plenty of escorts between 35 - 50 years old currently advertising on Rentmen... They just don't admit to it! BTC 🤡

From his RM ad: "I'm in the city for 4 months and selective as to who I spend time with" Anyone know the criteria that Joshua uses to determine which clients make the cut? BTC 🤡

@CHIberia said it was his first time ever at a strip club and he got ripped off by one of the dancers. And your response was that he should have asked the guy ahead of time for a "package deal" (whatever that is)? Do you really think that asking for a "package deal" from a stripper who was intent on ripping off the client is the answer? BTC 🤡

No one with any personal experience to share? A young, smooth, gay, muscular Latino without ink or foreskin is a rare commodity.... even in NYC! https://rentmasseur.com/JockMatteo https://rent.men/Jock_young BTC 🤡

Jersey City? His RM ad has him now in Wash DC: https://rentmasseur.com/Joshuamasc And the RM ad for Lucas, his "male partner", maps his location on Central Park West. https://rentmasseur.com/LucasNY Have they both departed from glamorous Jersey City to seek their fortunes elsewhere? And separately? This is very confusing 😕. BTC 🤡