BOZO T CLOWN

Huge, rippling muscles and no unsightly tattoos or piercings. Harvey is definitely a walking wet dream, but,,,,,,,,, he's been advertising on Rentmen since 2021 and no reviews? And no comments on COM? Something is awry here. Bozo ❤️ the photo taken in the mirror of Harvey standing in front of the bunk beds. Wonder if he sleeps on the top or the bottom? That may provide some insight as to his services. Just don't tell him that Harvey is a funny name..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAUIXX_dZ_o BTC 🤡

He answered "NO" to "Smoking", but "YES" to "Into PNP" 😒. BTC 🤡

Agreed! Jimmy is a class act. He keeps himself in great shape - smooth, lean, muscular, rock-hard body, clean shaven; and no tattoos or piercings. He's also very polite and friendly - Bozo attributes that to his Alaska upbringing. And he always smells great ☺️. A real pro! And did Bozo mention that his lap dances are always fun and enjoyable? Jimmy is also one of the few guys who works the NYC strip club circuit who doesn't greet you with an "Hola Papi" or a "Hey Baby". He's a real adornment to Buffdaddy's roster. BTC 🤡

No "I am Into" in his RM ad . A blank slate... BTC 🤡

I see Keenan Smith from Maryland and RickP from NY from the old review site are still advertising on Rentmen. Bozo has met both of them - many, many years ago. Nice guys, both gay, and both are/were COM contributors. Also, both are MAJOR age shavers. Their claims to be in their mid-30's are truly comical. They are both approaching 50. But hey, if there's a market out there for that..... the more power to them! BTC 🤡

Based on his extensive travels, it's really hard to believe that he has a "regular job". He is currently in Florida thru June 2, then off to Montreal for 2 days, then Panama, then back to Montreal. Unless he either works virtually or works as a flight attendant for Air Canada, it is not possible to have a "regular job" and be traveling all the time. BTC 🤡

Mickey has moved back to Columbus. https://rentmasseur.com/MasseurMickey BTC 🤡

Clearly you are in need of a Bozo tutorial in your negotiating skills. Haggling is an art that is acquired through both learning and practical experience. You'd be surprised how quickly these guys come down from their original asking price. It's better for them to get something, rather than staying home waiting for a call or text from another potential client. A bird in the hand...... BTC 🤡

That is probably moot since he is permanently relocating from NYC on May 23. BTC 🤡

The first line of his Rentmen ad Bio says: Good Booty 🍑 fine shyt visiting from Miami https://rentmen.eu/Jreamguuy Bozo knows what a good booty is. But can someone with more street cred than Bozo kindly explain what one should expect from a provider who advertises that he has "fine shyt"? Also, what is the significance of that piece of fruit (persimmon? kumquat?)? BTC 🤡

Alfie and his brother, both from England, made a bit of a splash when they came to NYC about 10-12 years ago. They worked the Gotham strip club scene, and did quite well $$. They returned to the USA periodically. At least one of them (possibly both) were running Rentmen ads. Both are/were nice guys, but had limitations (both are str8). Bozo hasn't seen/heard from either of them in a while. They were successful in monetizing their looks. Not surprising since both were handsome, clean cut, well built, ink-free white boys with British accents who stood out from the typical "look" of the other Adonis/Spunk dancers. The photo posted by @robberbaron4u is accurate, but not current. BTC 🤡

This was Victoria Day weekend in Canada. But, if Bozo recalls correctly, Victoria Day is not a big deal in Montreal. Bozo doesn't recall any special events going on to honor the former Queen. Perhaps our Canadian COM members can chime in? BTC 🤡

And we agree! Sadly, neither the cold-blooded murderer Mangione nor his wild-eyed supporters have a moral compass. BTC 🤡

Not sure what you are looking at. Masseurfinder ad still says 11 years experience: BTC 🤡

The gun and notebook were the gold nuggets in that mine. The other stuff is far less-important to the case. So conviction looks likely despite the finding of partial, apparently - inadvertent procedural violations by the LEOs. That's probably one reason the judge threw them out, because if he didn't, it would come up in appeal later and easily wreck any guilty verdict. Appeals courts tend to be sticklers for procedural discipline, especially in capital murder cases. And after Luigi is (hopefully) convicted on state charges, the federal trial is looming. He will never see the light of day again. Luigi is reported to be fairly bright. He couldn't think of any other lawful way to make his point (whatever that may be)? What a waste. Spend life in prison for murdering a father, husband and son and reflect upon his very poor choices. Too bad the death penalty was ruled out on the federal charges. If not, Bozo would've gladly volunteered to serve on the firing squad. BTC 🤡

The key piece of evidence, the gun used to kill Brian Thompson, CAN be used as evidence. Some evidence found in Luigi Mangione’s backpack at the time of his arrest will be excluded from his upcoming trial, a New York judge ruled Monday, though other key items – including a 3D-printed gun and writings expressing frustration with the healthcare industry – will be allowed. Although some of Mangione’s belongings were tossed from the case, the mixed ruling is largely a victory for prosecutors, who will be able to show jurors the so-called “manifesto” and the firearm they say was used to kill UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/18/us/luigi-mangione-murder-trial-evidence BTC 🤡

Burk's Rentmasseur ad has him located on West 83rd street so Bozo isn't sure the MasseurFinder ad is totally accurate. Also, his Masseurfinder ad still shows he charges $1.00 for a 15-minute massage. Does anyone think that is accurate? It also says he has 11 years experience. Not likely if his stated age (per RM) of 27 years is correct. BTC 🤡

How do you guys see? Bozo sees with his eyes. One would assume all other members here do the same. Although according to AI, sea urchins see with their feet, pit vipers see using "heat vision", and star-nosed moles see the world through touch Am I doing something wrong? YES I Googled Gaston, and there is a serious massage therapist in NYC who has that name. Is it the same guy? Not even close @d.anders, if you click on the gray box above the broken link in the first post, that should bring you to the masseur's RM ad. If that doesn't work, Bozo is happy to assist a fellow COM member in need: https://rentmasseur.com/TheGayGaston BTC 🤡

Unfortunately, the Brightline doesn't go anywhere near the Miami Airport . It terminates in downtown Miami which is about 10 miles from the airport. It is a bit surprising that in a thread about rail transportation in South Florida there has been no mention of the tri-rail train. Bozo usually flies into/out of South Florida via FLL or PBI. But on the rare occasion he uses MIA, the tri-rail is a very economical, practical, and convenient alternative to UBER. Unlike the Brightline, the tri-rail was built to be a commuter train, so it runs slower than Brightline with more stops. But If you take the tri-rail to the Miami station, and transfer to the free shuttle to the airport, it is often quicker then an UBER, which has to deal with the heavily trafficked, and now tolled, I-95 interstate highway. BTC 🤡

Now down to one photo - a selfie in the mirror with his face blurred. He's gone from no public photos to four to two and now one. All in the space of a few days. BTC 🤡

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Wasn't that Professor Plum? BTC 🤡

Definitely a hot looking guy. Well, at least the chiseled physique. No face pics to make a determination on how he looks above the neck. Based on his ad, it seems like he's not offering anything sexual. He stresses that he is straight. His "Available For" items listed in his ad are all non-sexual (except erotic massage, which could mean different things to different people), and he doesn't even bother with the "I am Into". In his Bio, he says that he enjoys traveling, going out to eat, meeting new people, and good conversations. Not much there that will motivate Bozo to contact him. And he caters to "upscale, exclusive clientele and executives..." (that eliminates circus folk 😒). Sounds like you'll be paying a lot of $$ and not getting much in return. P.S. @Kzdevil, if you want more interest in your post, you should put the provider's location in the topic heading. BTC 🤡

Bozo will be more than happy to be your guinea pig. Just send $500. Bozo accepts Google Pay, Zelle, Paypal, and Venmo. You will get a full written report. BTC 🤡

And voila! The provider must have gotten the message. He is now including four photos in his basic RM ad. Two fully clothed, one wearing underwear, and one with a towel wrapped around his waist. His face is either absent or blurred in all of them. The photo referred to in the above post by @azdr0710 was not included. https://rentmen.eu/Suspiriahook Even with the additions, it is hard to imagine he'll get much interest. In the highly competitive NYC market, he needs to show more skin. Add to that, the fact that he is into smoking and PNP will only reduce the universe of potential clients. Oh well. His ad says he is selling his "cumrags and underwear". Perhaps there will be a market for that . BTC 🤡