BOZO T CLOWN

Seth Meyers? Now there's an opinion Bozo values. LOL Who's next? Colbert? Kimmel? Joy Behar? Come on. Be serious. Bozo doesn't expect to be rubbing elbows with Stupid Seth at any of the Melania parties this weekend. BTC 🤡

What is your "stage name" that you use at Cock Bar? BTC 🤡

72 hours until the highly anticipated premiers of Melania. Yeah, it seems like an eternity... but good (great) things are worth the wait. Tickets can be purchased ahead of time at Fandango, Amazon, Regal Cinemas, etc. https://www.fandango.com/melania-2026-243812/movie-overview After going to the movie locally, Bozo will going to a midnight Melania party on Friday. They are being held all over the country. Bozo 💓 Melania. https://www.melaniatrump.com/ BTC 🤡

That's a double-edged sword. Many, if not most, of us wouldn't consider hiring a RM escort without a face pic. Count Bozo among them. BTC 🤡

Bozo is not a big believer in these sex studies. But if true, it just seems to confirm the obvious: Bigger is better. "Schlong story short: Women rated men who were taller with a V-shaped upper body and larger penis more attractive. However, there was a point where a further increase in penis size or height had diminishing value." Women do find men with big penises more attractive, academic study... NYPOST.COM 200 female participants rated computer-generated male figures that varied in height, body shape, and penis size. BTC 🤡

According to the Weather Channel, temps will continue to drop in Toronto and it will only get colder in the next few days. Toronto, ON 14 Days Weather - The Weather Network WWW.THEWEATHERNETWORK.COM Toronto, ON temperature trend for the next 14 Days. Find daytime highs and nighttime lows from TheWeatherNetwork.com. BTC 🤡

Strangely, NYC and LA are still included in his February travel schedule. There is a better chance of Bozo winning a pork chop eating contest than this guy being allowed to re-enter the USA next month. BTC 🤡

Bozo cannot wait to see this. Melania brought style and class back to The White House. Not seen since Nancy Reagan. Bret Ratner directed one of the funniest action comedies ever, "Rush Hour." (1998). If "Melania" is half as as good as that, I'll see it twice. BTC 🤡

Bozo agrees with @Cretus. There is no reason to be so cryptic. This note is shown on the first page of this forum: "....the moderators are now relaxing the rules surrounding reviews on the forums. We now allow brief descriptions of your experience with the provider but ask that you avoid explicit details." You are permitted to provide a general description of your experience. Just keep it PG rated. BTC 🤡

Handsome guy with an alluring smile - nice to see a provider smile in his pics once in a while. He has a cute boyish face, although the gray hair and 14 years of experience give away the fact that he's not a kid. His prices are certainly reasonable, although not a hint in his ad that the massage will be anything other than purely therapeutic. One major caveat: Adonis is expected to arrive in NYC on Sunday. However, between the expected massive snowstorm expected to hit on Sunday and the additional scrutiny that many providers have been experiencing at the airport recently, it's no guarantee that Adonis will actually make it to the Big Apple without incident. So don't send any money in advance. BTC 🤡

Something to brighten Bozo's Hump Day 😍! Wednesday = Hump Day! BTC 🤡

Bozo has seen that third pic (an oiled-up, well built guy lying on a towel on a massage table) in literally dozens of ads. It's a generic photo that a lot of masseurs include in their ads. It is not the provider lying on that table. Also, he's had a RM ad for over 10 years, yet he is only 29? Possible, but very unlikely. BTC 🤡

If true, that means he likely won't be allowed to re-enter the USA for a long time. Certainly not till long after this 33-year old's escorting days are behind him. BTC 🤡

True. But his RM Bio still says he's NYC based and hosting in Brooklyn. BTC 🤡

AI Overview Colombian citizens: need a U.S. visa for travel, usually a B1/B2 (Tourist/Business), requiring a valid passport, DS-160 form, photo, fee payment ($160), and an interview at a U.S. Consulate/Embassy, with a key step being proving strong ties to Colombia to show intent to return. A recent update notes that while all nonimmigrant applications proceed, immigrant visa issuance for Colombians is paused as of January 2026 due to high public benefits use, but this doesn't affect tourist/business visas. Key Requirements for B1/B2 Visa: Passport: Valid for at least six months beyond your intended stay. DS-160 Form: Complete the online Nonimmigrant Visa Application. Photo: Upload a digital photo meeting U.S. standards (or bring one if upload fails). Fee: Pay the $160 (USD) non-refundable fee. Interview: Attend an interview at the U.S. Embassy/Consulate (often in Colombia or Panama City now). Supporting Documents: Bring proof of financial means, employment, ties to Colombia (property, family), and purpose of visit to demonstrate you'll return. Important Considerations: Visa Waiver Program (ESTA): Colombian citizens are not eligible for the ESTA/Visa Waiver Program and must get a visa. Immigrant Visa Pause: As of Jan 2026, immigrant visas (for permanent residency) are paused, but this does not affect tourist/business (B1/B2) visas. Global Entry: Colombian citizens with Global Entry still need a valid visa to enter the U.S.. Where to Apply: Check the U.S. Embassy in Colombia website for the latest application procedures, including scheduling interviews in Panama City. BTC 🤡

And therein lies the rub.... to paraphrase Hamlet. While Johnsons may provide the most chill and comfy environment in Ft. Lauderdale/Wilton Manors, the open curtains totally ruin the lap dance experience.... not to mention the recent increase in the rate from $20 to 25 bucks a lap dance. BTC 🤡

Sadly, it looks like Matt_west has deleted his RM account after only about a month. Too bad. He was real... and gorgeous. BTC 🤡

@Xavitv, the e-mail arrived in Bozo's Inbox at 9:15 last night. Check your SPAM/Junk Mail folder. BTC 🤡

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Stating that a provider is fat is not an attack. It is an opinion. If you have a different opinion, you are entitled to it without being abusive towards the person with whose opinion you disagree. BTC 🤡

Did you read @GovernorD's post? Since he spent time with the provider, his opinion is paramount. He was so clearly put off by the escort's extra 30 pounds of fat, that he said his body no longer even qualifies as being "average". He also wrote that the provider needs to post updated photos in his RM ad that would accurately reflect his current physical shape. Being "honest" and being "cruel" are not synonymous. A thesaurus is your friend. Also, please remember COM guidelines - attack the issue, not the individual. You shouldn't personalize a member's opinion if it disagrees with your own. BTC 🤡

Not sure to what you are referring. The rentmen.eu platform has ONE faceless pic. His back is to the camera and he is wearing a jacket. Yeah, there are ten more blurred photos available for Premium RM members only. Most of us are NOT premium members of the Rentmen site so those 10 photos are basically useless. Is there something that Bozo is missing here? BTC 🤡

This one has been on Bozo's radar for a while, but Bozo held off on hiring him due to all of the red flags indicated above. Thanks @ncc1701d for taking "one for the team". Sorry to hear that he didn't live up to his promises. Looks like Bozo, and perhaps others, dodged a bullet. BTC 🤡

Why do we use words like "chubby" and "tubby" to describe a fat escort? Is that to make him sound cute and adorable? Is that to avoid sounding mean? Adjectives like chubby and tubby are probably appropriate for an 8-year old like Chubby, the character from The Little Rascals. But definitely not for a 40+ year old provider. Why sugar coat (no pun intended) an important physical characteristic of an obese escort? Can't we just be direct and honest and say he is FAT? Also, @GovernorD, you shouldn't have been surprised that BryanGrove is 30 pounds FATTER than his pics indicate. After all, he was 38 years old when this thread began in January, 2023. Three years later, he is 39. He seems to have a problem with veracity. BTC 🤡

According to his Instagram page, Tommy will be in Las Vegas this weekend at the AVN Awards show (Jan 21 - Jan 24). BTC 🤡