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Sub-par venue? You are being overly generous. The place is a dump. BoZo

Bozo's homage to Pee-Wee: The "Large Marge" scene from the first movie is still one of THE classic moments of cinema history. And people are still quoting the Alamo/Basement lines to this day. Name 3 famous Americans who were shot in the back of the head. Answer: Abe Lincoln, JFK and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman at the movie theater! When Pee-Wee gets to the Big Playhouse in the sky, the angel at the gate will tell him, "You're dead." and Pee Wee will just say, "I know you are, but what am I?" What a great TV show. Every Monday morning we'd talk about his show at circus rehearsals (that and Married With Children). Cowboy Curtis (Laurence Fishburne), The Countess, Captain Carl, Miss Yvonne, Chairy the Chair, Globey the Globe, the King of Cartoons . . . There were so many excellent characters. Pee Wee Herman was an immensely talented man who made millions laugh. We need more people that can do this in our world. BoZo

One of the all-time great performers, Pee Wee Herman aka Paul Reubens has gone on to the big playhouse in heaven. Bozo was a huuuuuuuuuuuge fan of Pee Wee's. As a young clown, "Pee Wee's Playhouse" was a must watch on Saturday mornings. Pee Wee Herman was multi-talented and multi-faceted. He could play the romantic lead in addition to comedy roles. He was a hero to children as well as a gay icon. One of the greatest injustices in the history of the Academy Awards was Pee Wee not winning the Oscar for "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." Paul Reubens, Pee-wee Herman Actor, Dies at 70 After Private Bout of Cancer VARIETY.COM Paul Reubens, the actor best known for portraying Pee-wee Herman, died Sunday night after a private bout of cancer. He was 70. BoZo

Is Bozo the only one here who has sleepless nights fantasizing about having a passionate roll-in-the-hay with Bruce Vilanch? BoZo

Sinead wasn't a "disgusting racist"? Ok, then she was a bitter, vile, and despicable racist. Feel better? "I never wanna spend time with white people again..... Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting". Substitute the word "black" for "white" in her her hateful comment (above). If a celebrity had said that he/she never wants to spend time with black people and that black people are disgusting, there would be (justifiable) outrage. The celebrity would face threats, boycotts, be forced to apologize, and likely cancelled. By her own words, she will be condemned to eternal damnation. BoZo

No to both. The size 32 shoes would be too clunky and time consuming for Bozo to untie and then tie up again. It's a major project. As for Bozo's big red schnozz, that remains on too. It's actually a sexual prop. You'd be surprised how many strippers that sit on Bozo's lap enjoy caressing and honking his red nose. A surprising source of titillation for many of them. BoZo

The private room situation is not very private. It is one large open room with sofas. No walls, no partitions, and no curtains. Everyone can see what everyone else is doing. There are "VIP rooms" which are more expensive. BoZo

It's now a "Hyatt Place". Not a full service Hyatt. There are so many beautiful hotels in much nicer areas of Montreal, including the Golden Square Mile with many 3, 4, and 5 star hotels that are probably a 20 minute walk to Stock and Campus bars. The Metro is also a clean, safe, and fast way to get around Montreal, and all lines lead to Berri/UQAM, which is a 3-minute walk to the clubs. The gay village has become very seedy. Every second or third storefront has been shuttered, likely victims of COVID. There are more homeless, drug addicts, and aggressive panhandlers in the gay village than I have ever seen before. I can't fathom why anyone would want to spend their days in that area in addition to their evenings and nights. BoZo

Sinead O'Connor, who changed her name to Shuhuda Davitt when she converted to Islam, was a sick and hateful racist, who, among other profound thoughts, said “What I’m about to say is something so racist I never thought my soul could ever feel it,” she wrote. “But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that’s what non-Muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting.” Sinead O’Connor says she ‘never wants to spend time with white people again’ following conversion to Islam WWW.INDEPENDENT.CO.UK 'What I'm about to say is something so racist I never thought my soul could ever feel it' Good riddance to bad rubbish. May Shuhuda Davitt find that special place in hell reserved for hatemongers like herself. BoZo

As a redhead myself...... Bozo is quite discerning when it comes to a fellow ginger. However, Bozo's all-time favorite is probably Russ, who apparently has retired from the business. Russ_NYC - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in New York City, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in New York City, NY - Russ_NYC: UNINHIBITED GINGER BODYBUILDER BoZo

Just Bozo's type. EmilioHere - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in New York City, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in New York City, NY - EmilioHere: BIENVENIDO A MI PERFIl He's been around for 4 years. No mention on this forum, and the 2 Rentmen reviews are old. Anyone had any experience with him? BoZo

You know that you have been a star for a long time if you were the Mystery Guest on What's My Line. Here is Tony stumping the panel in a show from 1964. Tony Bennett's appearance is at the 11:37 mark: BoZo

Bozo also was in Toronto this weekend. Toronto has always been an incredible place for tourists. So many things going on in town. There was the big food festival in Nathan Phillips Square, and the Bastille Day events at the Distillery district. Also, the Jays were in town at the Rogers Centre, and, as usual, things were really hopping at the beautiful harbourfront. And Americans get $1.32 Can for every US dollar! As for the Cock Bar, it was Bozo's first trip since pre-COVID. @stripfan was correct that there are 2 rooms; however, one was small, seating perhaps 15 patrons comfortably (that includes the 2 tables, tiny bar, and seats pushed up against the mirrored side wall). The second room was even smaller. Bozo still cannot understand the logic behind turning the main floor into another Church Street bar while relegating the strippers/dancers to the smaller upstairs area. Thursday night was jock strap night, hosted by a drag queen . TBH, a few of the boys that night would have been better off wearing boxers and shirts. A couple of them had bellies, and were in serious need of Weight Watchers and a gym membership. There were a handful of guys in decent shape, and a few that were muscular. Thankfully, the weekend brought additional handsome, well built gym types. The great thing about the Cock Bar is that if you find the right guy, the "private area" is, by far, the best in North America. For $20.00 a song, you get to play with the boy of your choice in a private cabin that locks from the inside. It is supplied with hand sanitizer and paper towels. BoZo

His Rentmen asking price is $400. That's a lot of $$ for a sensual massage. He also advertises in RentMasseur. It's likely you'll get the same services there for half the price. MoeSaad on RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com I find it unusual that a self-described "Arab masseur" would choose a name "MoeSaad", a variation of "Mossad", the Israeli national intelligence/spy agency..... BoZo

Yes Fort Lauderdale Beach is different than South Beach, AND THANK GOD for that! Fed Up With Mayhem, Miami Beach Wants to Tame Spring Break for Good Fed Up With Mayhem, Miami Beach Wants to Tame Spring Break for Good - The New York Times WWW.NYTIMES.COM After a series of violent incidents, the city is moving to pre-empt late-night partying, but businesses worry about crimping their most profitable tourism season. Spring Break 2023: Miami Beach declares state of emergency, imposes curfew to control rowdy crowds BoZo

Inflation is STILL at a near record high: 2013 - 1.5% 2014 - 0.8% 2015 - 0.7% 2016 - 2.1% 2017 - 2.1% 2018 - 1.9% 2019 - 2.3% 2020 - 1.4% 2021 - 7.0% 2022 - 8.5% 2023 - 3.0% (to date) Current US Inflation Rates: 2000-2023 WWW.USINFLATIONCALCULATOR.COM The annual inflation rate for the United States was 3.0% for the 12 months ended June, according to U.S. Labor Department data published on July 12, 2023. This follows... The three highest rates of inflation in the last 10 years were in 2021, 2022, and 2023. Politics redacted. BoZo

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Miki Sudo, the perennial woman's Nathan's hot dog eating champ is married to Nick Wehry. Nick also enters many of the competitive food eating contests (currently ranked fourth in the world), and usually finishes third or fourth in the Nathan's contest. Nick seems no worse for the wear: Cameo by Nick Wehry | Cameo WWW.CAMEO.COM Check out this Cameo by Nick Wehry! BoZo

Bozo can't believe that he has never heard of a banana bagel. Does such a thing exist? Sounds yummy ☺️ BoZo 🤡🤡🤡

He could do that easily by writing, "To save time, I ask that when messaging you introduce yourself and tell me what it is you are looking for". That would limit time wasters without asking for stats. It is an odd request for a provider to ask. Hopefully it's not code for: "Pasty-faced redheaded clowns with bulbous noses and size 22 shoes need not apply." Words like that in an ad can be quite hurtful. BoZo

Why does he (or any provider for that matter) include these words in his ad: "To save time, I ask that when messaging you introduce yourself by sending your stats...." Is this a polite way of saying, "Only hot guys need to apply? Otherwise, don't waste your time?" BoZo

It has been over 10 years since the beloved Rabbi Hy has honored us with his presence in this forum. Rabbi Hy was not a young man. I fear for the worst, but pray for the best. Bozo is hoping that the good Rabbi finally found his elusive Jewish escort and they are living happily in the Rabbi's condo in Del Boca Vista. Sadly, I fear that he may be in heaven slinging gefilte fish and tzimmes in the Glatt kosher food court up there. BoZo

A RED flag for Bozo is whenever these words appear in a RM ad: 1. "Upscale" 2. "High class" 3. "....seeking generous men" BoZo

Bozo remembers seeing him pre-COVID - the fall of 2019. His RM name back then was SantiagoYYZ. He looked exactly like his pics. Lean, smooth, and muscular. A little smaller than I expected. But it was an enjoyable experience. He worked hard with his diet and exercise regimen to stay in top shape. Sad, if true, that he's now out-of-shape. BoZo

Alan Arkin as a Mystery Guest on "What's My Line" promoting his new Broadway play "Luv" along with his 2 co-stars - Eli Wallach and Anne Jackson. Arkin reminds Bozo of a younger and sexier version of Borat BoZo