BOZO T CLOWN

Austin Wolf celebrated his 44th birthday (born April 3, 1981) last week in a jail cell in Brooklyn. My, how the mighty have fallen 😧. For his sake, Bozo hopes that he's been saving the shekels he's earned in his 20+ years in the business. A good law firm doesn't work cheap. Given Wolf's celebrity status and the nature of these horrific (alleged) crimes, he had better hire one of the best. On another note, does anyone know if the father who "rented" his 7-year old boy to Wolf for the sex video is also facing charges? Bozo hasn't read much about him. BTC 🤡

The fact that the nightly Adonis events consist of almost entirely Hispanic (Dominican/Cuban) guys is probably unavoidable in NYC. However, Tim should step up his game to get some diversity within that group. Almost all of these guys were created from the same mold - poor English skills, bearded, heavily tattooed, roid guts, poor hygiene, and aggressive to the point where some are borderline predatory! It's depressing and frustrating.... Nothing sadder than a depressed and frustrated clown. Poor Bozo 😧. BTC 🤡

They may need to go to another planet to get an impartial and untainted jury. Not joking! BTC 🤡

Bozo agrees with all of the positive comments. Bozo was in Montreal this past weekend, and didn't find anyone worthy enough at Stock Bar or Campus to bring back to his hotel. Coincidentally, Brian was visiting Montreal to see Kylie Minogue kicking off her 6-month worldwide summer tour at the Bell Centre. Bozo hired Brian thru his ad on Rentmasseur. He responded almost immediately. There was an a la carte menu of: therapeutic massage, sensual massage, erotic massage, and a full-blown-escort experience (anything goes). Bozo chose the erotic massage. Unfortunately, we can't go into details on this site, but it was amazing. VERY erotic 🙂. We ran well over the one-hour allotted time, and Brian didn't ask for anything extra, though Bozo tipped him well. Brian's body was in its "bulking" phase. Very thick. Bozo's only criticism was that Brian showed up unshaven. Bozo likes his boys faces to be smooth. BTC 🤡

The video is Age Restricted. Bozo doesn't know how to post an age-restricted video (if anyone knows, send Bozo a PM, and he will fix the link), but it plays for Bozo when he clicks on the "Watch on YouTube" link. The video is grainy (Is that even a word?), but it is Big Frank from Montreal. Big Frank stripped at the Gaiety for a few years during the early-to-mid 90's. During that time, Frank was the only true bodybuilder working at the "G". Word spread quickly in the Great White North about all of the tax-free US $$$ to be made working at the Gaiety. Pretty soon, half of the dancers on any given week were uncircumcised Canadian imports. BTC 🤡

He used to run an ad in MasseurFinder with the name "Ale" using those same fake pics. When he was exposed here on COM, the ad would suddenly disappear, only to reappear a few days later. Bozo wouldn't be surprised if this ad follows the same pattern. BTC 🤡

Upside: Muscular body (if it's really him), no unsightly ink, and a big weiner (though not sure whether it's really 11 inches as advertised) Downside: Self-identifies as straight, doesn't show face, doesn't list Kissing in his preferences, and apparently speaks no English (RM Bio written in Spanish, and Espanol only in his Info stats). Bozo passes...... BTC 🤡

Today is St. Patrick's Day. Normally a day to drink and celebrate. For the former patrons of the Gaiety Theatre, comme moi, March 17th is a sad day ☹️. The Gaiety Theatre closed its doors for the final time on March 17th, 2005. Twenty years ago. And yes, it really does seem like yesterday. "The G" as it was known to regular patrons like Bozo, was a victim of: the Disneyfication of Times Square, Giuliani zoning laws, and the advent of new technology which brought about sites like Grindr, Rentboy, etc. which, for many, made a trip to Times Square obsolete. From a personal standpoint, Bozo spent his formative years as a young clown - a good deal of his adolescence - at the famed strip club on West 46th street and Broadway, between the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre and Howard Johnson's Restaurant (the best clam strips in town!). When the G was shut down by NYC authorities, never to return... Bozo shed a few tears. There will never be anything like it again. Thanks so much to Denise and her sisters for providing us with so much joy and entertainment, and thanks to all of the boys (especially the Canadians) who danced there for the 27 years of the Gaiety's existence, and gave Bozo and others so much pleasure. The theater may have closed, but the memories will remain forever. BTC 🤡

Anyone with that profile description needs to fire his public relations firm! BTC 🤡

Bozo has no personal experience with Travis Brick as an escort. He used to be a regular at the Adonis events in NYC about 8 - 10 years ago. Bozo had a few lap dances with him - nothing particularly memorable. He simply went thru the motions, bouncing Bozo on his lap. No effort on his part to, at least, fake being sensual or even romantic. Bozo very generously did 4 or 5 lap dances with him, hoping he'd warm up. He never did. It's really a shame, because physically, he was very much Bozo's "type". He looked a lot better than he does now - he had hair on his head (the "steroid effect" hadn't yet kicked in) and didn't have any body ink. Travis was also in a bunch of wrestling videos for Thunders Arena. He wrestled for them during his "dancing" days. If you're interested, some his older videos are still for sale on their website: Travis SHOP.THUNDERSARENA.COM The OFFICIAL Thunders Arena Wrestling where REAL men wrestle frat boys and bodybuilders. Come see Top male models wrestling each other and college wrestlers. Some of the reviews of his videos on the TA website are from 2015. So his Rentmen age of 27 is off by a few years. BTC 🤡

If you're ever in northern Nevada, Bozo highly recommends the world famous Clown Motel: THE CLOWN MOTEL, TONOPAH, NEVADA, USA. WWW.THECLOWNMOTELUSA.COM The Clown Motel was named “America’s Scariest Motel” due to its clown theme and proximity to the cemetery where many miners were laid to rest due to the... BTC 🤡

Ad is gone..... BTC 🤡

JockFit clicks all of Bozo's buttons - young, white, tall, fit, smooth, and ink-free. Unfortunately no face pic ☹️. He also asks for a photo of his clients in advance. Is that common? Wonder whether he will accept the avatar pic that Bozo uses . But at only $150 Canadian for a sensual massage (that's just little more than $100 US), it may be too good to pass up. JockFit - Male Massage & Bodywork in Toronto, Ontario | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur JockFit in Toronto, Ontario offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. He's only been on RentMasseur for about a week. Any thoughts? BTC 🤡

At $50 bucks for a therapeutic massage and $100 for an erotic one, there isn't a lot of downside to hiring him..... He has 21 RM reviews. 20 of them were 5-STAR. The one client that didn't give him a 5-STAR review was because he booked a couples massage, and his boyfriend got more personal attention than he did. BTC 🤡

Bozo has never been with any of these gentlemen, so he can't offer any opinions about their services. However, when a masseur (Blessings) puts this in his ad, "Gratuity is much appreciated and expected, especially if it goes beyond therapeutic!", it is a major turn-off. Tipping is optional, and should always be left to the judgment of the client, based on a variety of factors. It is not something a provider should put in his ad that is "expected". BTC 🤡

Tim is a NYC promoter. He has a monthly "Naked Party" and also events during the week with strippers at different Manhattan venues. Still curious as to whether anyone has been with Brett. BTC 🤡

@James_TO welcome to the forum. You signed up and immediately posted THREE gushing reviews on this thread about this escort. No other posts since. just saying....... BTC

You will get more feedback if you put the city, "Stamford" in the thread title. BTC 🤡

According to his RM profile, Pyotr is currently living in Altay, Mongolia: PYOTR - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in Altay, Mongolia | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Altay, Mongolia - PYOTR: VIP FIT He is exactly Bozo's type - tall, lean, muscular, smooth, with no visible ink. Sadly, the only way to get to Altay, Mongolia is to fly into Ulan Bataar, take a camel ride to Buutsagaan, and then rent a rickshaw to get to Altay. If Bozo did make the trek, he would definitely take advantage of the $50 hotel discount that Pyotr offers. According to Fodors, for 50 bucks in Altay, Bozo could rent a heated 2-bedroom/2 bathroom split level yurt. No indication whether that rate includes a continental breakfast. BTC 🤡

Ex-MSNBC host Joy Reid went on antisemitic ‘rant’ about COVID, former staffer claims Exclusive | Ex-MSNBC host Joy Reid went on antisemitic 'rant' about COVID, former... NYPOST.COM In summer 2020, Reid tore into Orthodox Jews, saying they “only care about themselves” and are “in their own bubble,” according to the production assistant. Now we find out that, in addition to all of her other charming traits, Joy Reid blamed religious Jews for spreading COVID. | Nobody should be surprised that Reid went on an anti-Semitic rant. Nor should anyone be surprised that none of the 20 MSNBC staffers that heard her spew her hatred spoke up. BTC 🤡

Agreed! Bozo would pay admission to see that scene. However, in that group, Bankman-Fried seems the most likely candidate to be the bottom. BTC 🤡

On February 27th, the federal judge granted another 30-day continuance (the eighth since Wolf was arrested last June) for the parties to try to reach an agreement on a plea deal. Meanwhile, Austin Wolf remains incarcerated in the Brooklyn MDC facility.... current home of Puff Daddy, Sam Bankman-Fried, and Luigi Mangione. BTC 🤡

Ad is gone..... in Rentmen, but his Rentmasseur ad is still up and running. Maybe this thread should be moved to the Spas and Masseurs forum? BTC 🤡

Bozo's thoughts exactly! The OP mentioned that his stated age in his RM ad was 39. Numerous posters followed up stating that he was far older than 39 (speculation was that he was in his 50's), and was using outdated photos. Fast forward three years. He is still 39 (Jack Benny meets Dorian Gray?)! And he continues to use the same outdated photos. His apology tour should begin with a strong dose of honesty. BTC 🤡

Awwwwwww...... Thank you so much, @pubic_assistance ! Bozo rarely blushes from embarrassment; however, your post turned his pasty white face the same bright red shade as his hair 🙂. Bozo returns all the love ❤️. Bozo has always admired the acumen and common sense you display in all COM forums; and in the now-defunct Politics forum you always spoke with moral clarity and conviction. Another admirable trait is your is your keen ability to accurately judge someone's character.... especially Bozo's 😃. Presented to @pubic_assistance BTC 🤡