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Bozo and his entourage were up in la Belle Ville a few years ago for the finals of the Stock Idol contest. It was loads of fun. Bozo is a member of the Stock website that video streams live from the club each night (www.stockbar.com). But being there in person is a far different, and a much better experience than viewing it on a small computer screen. There was a special vibe and a sense of electricity being there in person that you just don't get from sitting in your living room watching it from home. The dancers really worked their cute little butts off in their performances. We in the audience would do our part with whoops, yells, and screams, encouraging the boys and showing our appreciation for their efforts. Some of the acts were more erotic than others. Some showed great creativity and a set of skills that one wouldn't normally expect from an exotic male dancer (is it politically correct yet to say stripper?). After the contestants (strippers) finished their acts, a few of them came out into the crowd to lobby for votes. The Stock Idol winner was (s)elected by secret ballots that were distributed to those of us in attendance before the contest began. We voted after all of the acts had concluded, and our ballots were collected by Stock Bar staff members for tabulation. Bozo recalls that the website members viewing also had a role in the voting process. Bozo, of course, cast his vote for the winning contestant. Bozo knows talent . The winner was decided based on popular vote. The electoral college is not used at Stock Bar. Things may or may not have changed in the 5 or 6 years since Bozo was in attendance. But Bozo and company all had a wonderful time in a great environment at a welcoming and hospitable club that provided all of us with a chill experience in a truly amazing city. Bozo

He's been stripping at Remington's in Toronto for at least 8-10 years. No way he's 25. His body size fluctuates greatly depending on whether he's on or off the stuff. Don't recall ever seeing him as ripped as those pics indicate. Best thing is to ask for a 2-fingered selfie that includes a face shot. That should give you an idea of his present shape. Bozo has never had a lap dance or hotel pvt with him. Bozo always found him to be aloof and distant. YMMV. Bozo

Mr. Biggs made an unannounced appearance last night at the Monster. He is even hotter in person than in his pics. His gorgeous alabaster skin was flawless. It was like touching a thin layer of silk wrapped around a block of granite. He has a hard round ass you can put a martini glass on, cannonball shoulders, and baseball-sized biceps that frame a perfectly sculpted physique. Also, his abs are amazing. Bozo couldn't find an ounce of fat on that body. If that wasn't enough, the angelic face, periwinkle blue eyes, and hot West London accent almost made Bozo's nose spin right off his face. Thankfully, Mr. Biggs has NO tattoos and he doesn't plan on getting any. Based on our brief encounter in the lap dance room, Mr. B seemed very down to earth and quite eager to please. A very fun experience... Bozo

Don't know where Mr. Biggs was last night, but Bozo knows where he wasn't: Uncle Charlie's . Nevetheless, a pretty good line-up. Also, for those who have never been to this event, BuffDaddy creates a very pleasant environment. No pushy dancers, music is kept at a reasonable volume, no obnoxious drag queen emcee, reasonably priced drinks, and free admission all night! And we get to see Buffdaddy wearing shorts (nice legs) ! Bozo

Would love to hear any reviews about Guillermo. Have been eyeing him for a while... http://www.masseurfinder.com/members/lovebrazil.shtml Bozo

This link is for a masseur named Francisco (not Sergio) who is seeking female clients. Also nothing about outcalls only. Bozo

Any word on Kevin? Bozo

Definitely 2 hot guys. Bozo would like to hear any experiences about either. Noted that both indicate their sexual orientation as "Ask Me". What does that mean? They don't know or don't want to say? If it's the latter, why not? Afraid of offending a potential client? Kevin advertises as a masseur, not an escort; however, he charges $2500 for an overnight. Seems pricey, even by NYC standards. What should one expect from an overnight from a non-escort masseur? A 12-hour massage? Bozo

Hard to believe that nobody from this forum has dipped his toes in the stream known as Rob. Someone needs to take one for the team. Bozo

How about the love of my life, Steven Kesslar.... http://www.boytoy.com/boytoy-male-escort-review/106110591/398 http://www.daddysreviews.com/review/steven_kesslar_sf

Jason, who dances at Remington's in Toronto, is spending the winter down in Puerto Vallarta. He's advertising his services in Rentboy using the name Alberto. I've never had a hotel private with him, but he provides a really good lap dance..... http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=576857&scid=146134636&sp=1&pos=1&locid=984&iid=504115&type=escort Bozo

Make sure you show up with fifty bucks. That's the price of admission. Some hand sanitizer would be helpful too.

Well, it's that time of the year again. As the High Holy Days are almost upon us, Bozo is in search of that elusive hot Jewish escort offering a Rosh Hashana discount or even a 25% off sale for making it thru the Yom Kippur fast. Anyone? http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/5d/Young_Krusty.png/180px-Young_Krusty.png Bozo

Ahhhhhhhhh, Joey Jordan, one of God's truly great creations. Bozo has many fond memories of our many passionate and intimate encounters. Bozo will take a rain-check on that Yom Kippur discount, and look you up net time he's in Ontario.... Bozo

Alas, Rosh Hashanah has come and gone, and no Jewish escort for Bozo.....

If Jewish Olympic gymnast Mitch Gaylord was an escort, I would hire him in an instant (even without the Rosh Hashanah discount): http://thesmokingnun.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/p1100828.jpg

Keenean, I appreciate the offer; however, as I indicated to you in a PM, you're just not my type physically. Looks like I'll have to select from one of the goyim........ and pay retail! Oy! That hurts. Bozo

Back to my original question. Rosh Hashanah is practically upon us. Still waiting to hear from a hot Jewish escort (or a poster with knowledge of one) offering a High Holy Day discount...... Bozo

http://www.pawsforwildlife.co.uk/assets/images/Mammals/Gorilla%20gorilla%20gorilla%20-%20albino%20(2).jpg I'm a sucker for a hairy muscular blonde Bozo

It's about that time of the year again, so I thought I'd resuscitate this thread. I'm looking for an East Coast based Jewish escort (no tattoos and foreskin-free, of course), that is offering a Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur discount for the holiday season. Thanks. Bozo

Trix are for kids and dreidels are for Chanukah!! Oy, these dopey goyim Now as for the discount, anyone with familiarity about our people knows we don't like paying retail Bozo

Now that the High Holy Days are approaching, will any of the Jewish escorts be offering a Rosh Hashanah discount? Bozo

Chewed on foreskin? Yich ! I'd rather sleep on a bed of nails. On a different note, there is a very popular and well known escort who has numerous reviews and posts here on Daddy's who happens to be Jewish. However, he doesn't want his Jewish faith to be "outed". I suspect there may be other nice Jewish boys in the biz that prefer to keep their religious beliefs under wraps. Bozo

Moral of the story.. It's really tough to find a nice Jewish boy. Oy vey ! Bozo

No stuffed cabbage, but unlimited access to the kosher pickle supply.