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Bozo has been to Fairytale at least half a dozen times. He has never seen the behavior described above. BTC

These are two separate issues. 1. becoming muscular 2. becoming a male stripper As for the first, you need a gym and a personal trainer. Not a dance instructor. As for the second, Bozo agrees with @nate_sf. There are dozens of YouTube videos on the internet. Being the generous soul that he is, Bozo will start you off with one: Also, is there a reason you felt the need to post THIRTEEN pics of yourself in basically the same pose? And 36 tags? Oy! BTC

When he works at Adonis and Spunk, what is his stage name? Thanks. BTC

They are both absolutely gorgeous. The fresh-faced boy next-door look as opposed to the typical ads from inked-up Latinos or Russian scam artists. Bozo is ready to hit the button; however, both ads appear that the massages will be therapeutic with no extras. Would love to hear feedback on either. BTC

Yes. Walmart Greeter Giving out samples at Costco Lunch Lady School Crossing Guard BTC

According to his RentMasseur ad, he's no longer in Toronto...... BTC

He is absolutely adorable. Red hair, blue eyes, creamy white skin, no tattoos, no foreskin. Bozo's fantasy lover ❤️. But very reluctant to set up an appointment without any feedback. Also, a year on RM and no reviews? BTC

Socialized medicine... lol. You can keep it! BTC

@prof very true! Have you seen guys (or gals) in their 50's, 60's, and older with tattoos? Ugh! Talk about skin creep. As we age, the laws of gravity and nature don't stop. The skin sags and the ink fades. What may have looked cool and sexy in your teens or 20's looks grotesque in your 50's +. Unless there is something extra special about a tattooed escort, they are usually easy passes for Bozo. And that includes so called "attractive" tattoos: BTC

One doesn't have to spend a lot of $$ to get an elegant watch that will make you the envy of the neighborhood : . BTC

@pubic_assistance is correct. At the two pre-trial conferences (July and August) both the ADA and Wolf's attorney asked the judge for additional time to determine whether they could work out a plea agreement. The next pre-trial conference is scheduled for the end of September. Meanwhile, Wolf remains locked behind bars at MDC. BTC

How was your visit to Toronto? Impressions of CockBar? Also, Bozo is not familiar with the Well Bar? Report please? BTC

The bruises may or may not be as a result of cosmetic eyelid surgery. Bozo will leave it to others with more knowledge on the subject to decide (years of wearing clown pancake make-up, avoiding the sunlight, and moisturizing regularly have rendered Bozo's face silky soft and wrinkle-free). Though interesting to note that seacoastline.com, Portsmith NH's largest online news website has no mention of any attack, racial or otherwise, occurring on August 1st or 2nd. It's hard to believe that five masked men punched him right in the eyes and and yet they all somehow missed the rest of his face? Jussie Smollett would be jealous! And with his face being bloated just prior to the "attack", his story seems a tad suspicious. Bozo thinks he's having all manner of cosmetic "enhancements"...but why? Doesn't he know how handsome he is? He has been making the Portsmith dermatologists very rich with all of the filler injections, lip reductions, and eyebrow perms. What next? Whether the bruising was as a result of eyelid surgery or an attack, it begs the question of why someone like Sean Costin, who has been a top-rated, well compensated porn star for more than 10 years, has a successful OnlyFans page, and charges $1600 an hour for his escort services, has to set up a GoFundMe. The guy lives in Portsmith, New Hampshire for heavens sake! Not Park Avenue, Beverly Hills, or Palm Beach. How much could his rent be? $1000? $1200 per month? BTC

He has been around since pre-COVID and has only one review? Sebas_fit on RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com In the one and only review, the client said he booked a massage session for 175 minutes. The session itself lasted only 60 minutes, and the "fee" was $300. That is an exorbitant amount to pay, even in the Big Apple, for a basic massage. Yet the client raved about the provider's services. Something is fishy here...... BTC

Bozo doesn't recall the "comments sections chock full of hate at Sam". In fact he was greeted warmly by fellow NFL players. Far more warmly than most NFL rookies. The mainstream media built him up to be a conquering hero - a pioneer for the gay rights movement in the NFL - a gay Jackie Robinson. Bozo also don't recall any mental health struggle. @BSR is correct. He was simply not good enough to play in the NFL. He was a mediocre player who was too big to be a linebacker and too small to be a defensive lineman. As for Colin Kaepernick, Jim Harbaugh did backtrack and said Kaepernick won't be coaching for the hapless Chargers this season. Jim Harbaugh: Colin Kaepernick won't coach Chargers this year - ESPN WWW.ESPN.COM Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh said that Colin Kaepernick won't be on the team's staff this season. Colin Kaepernick should never be allowed anywhere near an NFL sideline again. Let's not forget his kneeling at the playing of the National Anthem, his figuratively spitting on the American flag, and his comparing the NFL draft to a slave auction. Colin Kaepernick is a cancer. If Bozo was the team owner, he would not be pleased with Harbaugh for even contemplating hiring Kaepernick. Bozo would haul his sorry ass into his office to explain himself and would require he runs all potential hires by me, before he makes any offers. The NFL is a multi-billion dollar business. Some non-owner executive shouldn't be able to go rogue and unilaterally devalue the business. The NFL owners care greatly about it's marketability and appeal. Does Colin Kaepernick need a job? He has a "job". He is a race hustling grievance monger which pays pretty well. Nike supposedly has a $20 million contract with him. That is far more than he made as a football player. Sharpton and Jackson must be jealous. His endorsements skyrocketed after he showed open contempt for the very country that made him rich and famous in the first place. He's worth untold millions of dollars, and he was at best a mediocre quarterback (is that an insult to mediocre qb's everywhere?). He is a curse to any US company that hires him. If he would just move to China, North Korea, or closer to the country he hates, say Cuba, he would be hired immediately as a greeter at labor camps, or even a bellhop at a hotel. He's got that much talent. I'll give him that. Here is some free advice for Colin Kaepernick: If you don't want to stand for the National Anthem, perhaps you should give your legs to a veteran who lost his. That way, a real man can stand in your place. Arlington National Cemetery contains over 400,000 reasons why you stand for the National Anthem. BTC

Don't know about Lobo's social media presence, but will definitely inquire. Bozo didn't say that "there were quite a few homeless". Au contraire, mon ami. He said there were far fewer visible in TO than in Montreal. Also that there are likely more of them now than when @Buff Daddy last visited. BTC

Yes, BD. Sadly, Cockbar is the only game in town.... for now. Remington's is gone... the Brass Rail (male strippers on Sundays) is also history. Flash is also gone, replaced by a drag club, relegating the strippers to a much smaller space upstairs - CockBar. Toronto has probably changed a lot since Buffdaddy last perambulated the streets. The downtown area, much of which used to have a small town feel, has totally given way to real estate developers, with high rises all over downtown and the harbor front area. Downtown Toronto, though not as pristine as it once was, is far cleaner than Montreal, and seems to have fewer homeless and mentally deranged individuals roaming around aimlessly. BTC

He is tall, muscular, blonde, blue eyes, charming, and no visible signs of tattoos or piercings. If the boy is circumcised, he is Bozo's future husband ❤️. BTC

On a totally different note... Bozo was in Montreal last weekend. The number of mentally ill homeless wandering around Ste. Catherine between Rue Berri and Papineau has spiraled out of control. As a long-time Montreal visitor, the experience of strolling up and down Ste. Catherine is no longer the pleasant ramble it once was. Sadly, Rue Sainte Catherine looked more like an open-air, third world drug market inhabited by users, dealers, homeless, migrant beggars, and the mentally deranged than the pleasant outdoor pedestrian mall that it once was. This is the worst it has ever been, and the lack of police presence in the area made the experience even scarier. Fortunately, Bozo was accompanied by a friend who was a first-time Montreal visitor and we took the opportunity to do some "touristy" things such as hike up Mount-Royal, lunch at Schwartz' Deli, a visit to the Biosphere, Cirque du Soleil, an Alouettes football game,. and a walk around the Plateau district which included sampling the bagels at both St. Viateur and Fairmount Bagels. BTC

Sadly, Lobo returns to his native Mexico in November.... which means that Bozo will have to plan his next visit to Toronto in October. BTC

Correction made. Thanks @samhexum BTC

Apparently there was a lot of confusion over which Billy Bean(e) actually died. Even Sirius Radio sportscaster Chris Mad Dog Russo got his beans mixed up. Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo announced death of wrong Billy Bean in live... NYPOST.COM The famous host made a regrettable error. Moral of the story - If you are raising your son to be a baseball player, and your last name is Bean(e), don't name him Billy. Here are a few suggestions: Lima, Pinto, Kidney, Jelly, or Garbonzo. BTC

Pic # 19 looks very different than all of the others - older, less muscular, less smooth. That may be the only one that is legit. Maximobustini - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in Indianapolis, IN | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Indianapolis, IN - Maximobustini: Muscle fit BTC

Thanks @BuffaloKyle Damn. He is beautiful ❤️. BTC

Anyone know the name of this Olympic swimmer with the gorgeous face and 6-pack abs? BTC