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Those gorgeous green eyes... like sparkling malachite gems. That chiseled jawline.... Absolute perfection... . As a young clown, Welling was one of Bozo's secret fantasies...... BTC 🤡

Why not? ABC had Charles Nelson Reilly starring in a Saturday morning Sid and Marty Krofft show = Lidsville. Just like Pee-wee's Playhouse - it was campy with oddball characters in strange costumes; talking hats (some good and some evil), androgynous genies, etc... and it was on the air 20 years before Pee-wee's Playhouse. BTC 🤡

There were many reasons to watch Pee-wee's Playhouse every Saturday morning. Tito, the shirtless lifeguard was the primary one for Bozo. Though he wasn't in the later episodes.... And watching Tito cradle Pee-wee's head in his massive arms (at 1:50 of the video below) had homoeroticism written all over it. @pubic_assistance Exactly! The show had an endless array of gay characters and sexual innuendo that sailed over kids' heads and landed right in their parents' laps. Pee-wee's Playhouse was a queer fantasia of drag queen genies, campy broads, Jheri-curled cowboys, Mail Ladies, shirtless lifeguards, kitsch, kitsch, camp, camp, and more kitsch and more camp. In today's cultural landscape, Pee-wee and his Playhouse would be too subversively gay, too likely to "indoctrinate the children." But in the more innocent Eighties, the show was a massive success. Just good family entertainment 🙂. BTC 🤡

‘Pee-wee Herman’ star Paul Reubens comes out as gay in posthumous documentary: ‘I was secretive about my sexuality’ 'Pee-wee Herman' star Paul Reubens comes out as gay in posthumous... PAGESIX.COM “I was secretive about my sexuality even to my friends… [out of] self-hatred or self-preservation,” the late actor said in an interview with HBO. This revelation gives new meaning to Pee Wee's classic line, "I know you are, but what am I." Bozo loved watching Pee-wee's Playhouse on Saturday mornings. And "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" is one of Bozo's top ten movies of all time. When Pee-wee was dancing on that biker bar, Bozo was rolling on the ground... And "Big Top Pee Wee", though not the box office success as his previous film, partially inspired Bozo to become a circus clown. How sad that Pee-wee felt the need to create an alter ego to obscure his sexuality - wasn't it obvious that Pee-wee was gay? Most people knew AND still loved him and the quirky, fun entertainment he provided! What a talent and tragic loss... Bozo figured that most people assumed that Pee-wee was gay. Correct? But nobody really cared. What next? Posthumous confirmation that Richard Simmons, Paul Lynde, or Charles Nelson Reilly were homosexuals? Q: Who are the only 2 men known to be shot in the back of the head in a theatre? A: Abraham Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman RIP Pee-wee BTC 🤡

There is absolutely ZERO equivalency between a restaurant server and a masseur. ZERO. Most servers are minimum wage workers. Many states, including NY, NJ, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Mass., Michigan, and Ohio, exempt tipped employees from their minimum wage; therefore, these tipped workers rely on tips simply to bring their compensation up to their states' minimum wage. Also, many restaurants pool charged tips among the staff. So if you put your tip on a credit card, your server will only receive a percentage of it. Tips are also fully taxable to local, state and federal governments (though as we all know, this is likely to change). It is for these reasons that Bozo always tips in cash. Waiting tables is very physically demanding. Servers are on their feet usually for their entire 6 or 8-hour shift, often carrying heavy trays, and are subject to the whims of their employer and the local business climate. As @pubic_assistance rightly pointed out, masseurs are independent contractors. They set their own hours, rates, standards, and business practices. As for any expenses, those are already baked into the prices they charge their customers. Since most of us pay our masseurs in cash, the likelihood of all, or any, of their payments being reported for tax purposes is remote. BTC 🤡

If he speaks as strangely as you write... that would be a big problem for Bozo. BTC 🤡

You did better than Bozo with the emoji puzzle. Bozo got the first one (lips = kissing). Still scratching my head over the last five... BTC 🤡

. "I specialize in high net worth clients and luxury outings, but I'm also open to more casual encounters. I'm friendly, intelligent, charismatic, and a sensational masseuse. Enquire within" high net worth clients and luxury outings = Expect to show him your bankbook, stock portfolio, and BMW in the garage. No McDonald's for dinner and definitely no haggling. I'm also open to more casual encounters = He does have a streak of generosity. a sensational masseuse = Zero humility. Possibly transgender? Enquire within = Within what? Also, can't spell. He also lists nothing in the "I am Into" section, and very few items selected in the "Available For" section. Noticeably doesn't list kissing. A very easy pass for Bozo. BTC 🤡

@Dinoes Welcome to the forum. Congratulations on your first post . BTC 🤡

And the cons were _______? BTC 🤡

Really? Bozo finds his humor quite refreshing. And think he's very clever and talented. The 4-minute video below is very funny. Still unsure about his massage skills, though..... BTC 🤡

Not a lot of info on this masseur in his ad. Also, no reviews ☹️. He has an Indiana area code. Perhaps a corn-fed, midwestern boy that fell off the turnip truck, and is looking to earn some $$ in the Big Apple giving massages? Bozo found a lot of masseurs named "Steven" in the forum history, but none of the threads were about this particular Steven. Any info? https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/49810/ BTC 🤡

He has a nice body under all of that ink. Why he chooses to turn it into a human billboard is really inexplicable. BTC

Not surprised. With a body like that and being gay..... Bozo would be surprised if he didn't get a number of offers and propositions. BTC

"them"? Is there more than one? BTC

Would love to know more...... BTC

Bozo just returned from South Florida and had the pleasure of HTH's company. Of course, HTH had the pleasure of Bozo's company. An equal tradeoff 😀. Since we can't get into details on this forum, Bozo will simply say that HTH looks just as good, if not better, than his RM pics. He has beautiful facial structure; a cute, hard, round, little tush; a solid, lean physique, sporting amazing rock hard abs; and thick, wavy hair that Bozo thoroughly enjoyed gliding his hands through 😀. HTH is not a muscle boy, though he obviously spends a lot of time in the gym. His body is more like that of a lean gymnast with smooth skin and not an ounce of fat. Thankfully, he has no stupid tattoos (are there any tattoos that aren't stupid?). We had agreed on what we'd do beforehand. HTH was totally compliant, and very generous with his body and his time. The only negative IBHO, was that HTH was uncircumcised. Normally that is a deal breaker for Bozo; however, we found workarounds to compensate. Fortunately, he doesn't have a lot of foreskin. HTH is also Gay4REAL as opposed to gay4pay. Bozo always prefers to his spend time and $$ on a gay (or at least bi) escort. HTH told Bozo that he will be in the Miami/Ft. Lauderdale area thru the end of March. He will be returning to Gotham in April. BTC 🤡

Agree with most of what has been said. FairyTale is a small bar with 2 or 3 high top tables. The Lap Dance spaces are separated off from the main area by individual translucent curtains. There isn't a lot of privacy. The performers tend to be the same each night - heavily tattooed Dominicans and Cubans. Many of the guys tend to be aggressive. But it's their job. Rent is due on the first of the month, the girlfriend wants new shoes, and the baby needs diapers. As was written earlier, most of the guys don't start arriving till about midnight. BTC

pretty blue eyes..... ❤️ BTC

Unfortunately, no personal experience. But he is gorgeous. Blonde, blue eyes, handsome, well built, no silly tattoos, and apparently very talented in the love-making department. Perfect husband material for Bozo 🤡 ❤️, Two minor issues. One being that he is uncut; however, adult circumcision can remedy that. The second is that most of the "duos" on his X (formerly Twitter) platform are with women 😕. Other than that, Bozo is ready to buy the engagement ring. BTC

Reading this thread leaves little doubt that Joe Burrow wins sexiest NFL QB award. The race is just for Place and Show. Will Levis - blonde and blue-eyed like Burrow, not as boyishly cute.. but Bozo would love to get wrapped up in those massive arms: JJ McCarthy is another tall, blonde, blue-eyed hottie: BTC

Lol. Say one thing in one post, say the total opposite in another post, then try to make sense of it all with nonsensical word salad. Also, show me the statistics from a neutral and reliable source to back up your statement: "It turns out that in STATES which have the toughest STATE prison sentences for child porn crimes, FEDERAL COURT judges in those specific States with the toughest STATE penalties, actually DO tend use their LATITITUDE & DISCRETION to sentence criminals charged with felony child porn charges to the MAXIMUM higher range of those uniform FEDERAL sentencing guidelines! " BTC

. According to his Rentmen ad, he's now located in Jamestown NY. That is is in the far reaches of the southern tier of NY. The city is famous for being the birthplace of fellow redhead Lucille Ball, but it is literally the middle of nowhere. @AtticusBK is that where you saw him? BTC

In 2 different posts you have totally contradicted yourself. It's like putting a chip on ODDS and another on EVENS. Can't lose, but you can't win either. Today, the US Attorney's office and Wolf's lawyer both agreed for another 30-day continuance to try to work out a plea agreement. The sixth continuance since June. https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/68901458/20/united-states-v-smith/ BTC

Mangione and Penny are two very disparate individuals. Luigi Mangione is a coward; a cold blooded murderer. Daniel Penny is a patriot and a hero. A patriot for stepping up and volunteering to serve in the military. We should never forget it is thanks to Daniel Penny, and those like him, that we enjoy the rights and freedoms that so many take for granted... but shouldn't! Penny served his country honorably to defend the rights and freedoms for every American, even for those whose opinions we find to be vile and abhorrent. Penny was a hero to EVERY person on that subway car. He is also a hero to millions of NYC subway riders who take mass transit every day, not because they want to, but because they have to. These are folks, by and large, who work hard, follow the law, and only want to get to their jobs and back home to their families safely. Neely was a drug addled, homeless degenerate. He was threatening every person on that train. His absence will not be missed. In fact, it should be applauded. Good riddance to bad rubbish. BTC