BOZO T CLOWN

So when the escort is asking $600, $700, or even $800 an hour..... very expensive, but you really like the escort, as in the instant case, why not make a counter offer? If he's asking for $800, you counter with $400. Perhaps you can reach a compromise number in between that will get him to agree, and is within your budget. If not, and he stands firm, you're no worse off. Nothing ventured...... Bozo does this often, you'd be surprised at how willing some of these guys are to move off from their "asking price". Rent is due the first of the month, girlfriend wants more bling, baby needs new diapers...... Bozo, Master Haggler Second most famous deal maker in the world. BTC 🤡

Good catch! Cannot figure out what there is in this guy's ad that would make anyone want to hire him. The menacing scowl? The awful tattoos? @Simon Suraci hit the nail on the head, as did others, in earlier posts. He's got THUG written all over him. BTC 🤡

In his Rentmen ad, the "Available For" items are very limited, and the "I Am Into Section" was left blank. Also, the Profile Bio has a total of 5 words - one of which is "Miami". The ad had almost 5000 views with ZERO reviews. He has an interesting look, but Bozo would still proceed with caution on this one... BTC 🤡

Bozo is not so sure that he is a REAL redhead. He seems to have three different hair colours in his RM pics. Which, if any, is his natural colour? Hard to tell..... Nevertheless, he is adorable. Would also like to get some feedback on his services. BTC 🤡

Mr. Long has been a regular at Tim's monthly Naked Party in NYC the last few months. IBRC, he also attended one or more of @Buff Daddy's soirees (at least he was scheduled to appear) recently. Anyone that is curious about him should go to one of the events where he is scheduled to appear. You can chat with him and fondle him for about 3 or 4 minutes for the minimal price of 20 bucks.. This should satisfy your Landon Long fix, and you'll be $980 in the black. He also smokes cigarettes.... which Bozo smelled as soon as he came near. For $1,000.00, he'll hopefully put a mint or tic tac in his mouth before a scheduled meetup 🚬. BTC 🤡

VersSexXL - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in New York City, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in New York City, NY - VersSexXL: Hung tall uncut host in Midtown From his Rentmen interview: "I design fashion for people of color, immigrants, and all oppressed by white-dominated misogynistic ableist society" I guess he won't be creating any designer clown costumes for Bozo ☹️. As someone who this escort likely considers a member of the "white-dominated misogynistic ableist society", this guy is a very, very easy pass for Bozo. Note to escorts: In today's highly polarized society, when you put a political statement in your RM ad, you only succeed in pissing off 50% of your potential customers. Not a good business model. Caveat Emptor! BTC 🤡

Jimmy is one of the dancers scheduled to appear at Buffdaddy's after-work event later this afternoon/evening. Should be interesting. BTC 🤡

Is he still working at HK? And what are his massages like? BTC 🤡

Just posted on the federal DOJ website: The Judge agreed to the parties' request for another 30-day continuance to try to negotiate a plea agreement. This is the seventh 30-day order of continuance. Next scheduled court date is February 26th. Meanwhile, Austin Wolf remains locked behind bars at MDC BTC 🤡

Bozo would want his funeral to be a celebratory occasion, to celebrate the life and times of Bozo. Since we can include people who are deceased, Bozo would want Paul Lynde and Joan Rivers to deliver eulogies at his funeral. BTC 🤡

Those gorgeous green eyes... like sparkling malachite gems. That chiseled jawline.... Absolute perfection... . As a young clown, Welling was one of Bozo's secret fantasies...... BTC 🤡

Why not? ABC had Charles Nelson Reilly starring in a Saturday morning Sid and Marty Krofft show = Lidsville. Just like Pee-wee's Playhouse - it was campy with oddball characters in strange costumes; talking hats (some good and some evil), androgynous genies, etc... and it was on the air 20 years before Pee-wee's Playhouse. BTC 🤡

There were many reasons to watch Pee-wee's Playhouse every Saturday morning. Tito, the shirtless lifeguard was the primary one for Bozo. Though he wasn't in the later episodes.... And watching Tito cradle Pee-wee's head in his massive arms (at 1:50 of the video below) had homoeroticism written all over it. @pubic_assistance Exactly! The show had an endless array of gay characters and sexual innuendo that sailed over kids' heads and landed right in their parents' laps. Pee-wee's Playhouse was a queer fantasia of drag queen genies, campy broads, Jheri-curled cowboys, Mail Ladies, shirtless lifeguards, kitsch, kitsch, camp, camp, and more kitsch and more camp. In today's cultural landscape, Pee-wee and his Playhouse would be too subversively gay, too likely to "indoctrinate the children." But in the more innocent Eighties, the show was a massive success. Just good family entertainment 🙂. BTC 🤡

‘Pee-wee Herman’ star Paul Reubens comes out as gay in posthumous documentary: ‘I was secretive about my sexuality’ 'Pee-wee Herman' star Paul Reubens comes out as gay in posthumous... PAGESIX.COM “I was secretive about my sexuality even to my friends… [out of] self-hatred or self-preservation,” the late actor said in an interview with HBO. This revelation gives new meaning to Pee Wee's classic line, "I know you are, but what am I." Bozo loved watching Pee-wee's Playhouse on Saturday mornings. And "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" is one of Bozo's top ten movies of all time. When Pee-wee was dancing on that biker bar, Bozo was rolling on the ground... And "Big Top Pee Wee", though not the box office success as his previous film, partially inspired Bozo to become a circus clown. How sad that Pee-wee felt the need to create an alter ego to obscure his sexuality - wasn't it obvious that Pee-wee was gay? Most people knew AND still loved him and the quirky, fun entertainment he provided! What a talent and tragic loss... Bozo figured that most people assumed that Pee-wee was gay. Correct? But nobody really cared. What next? Posthumous confirmation that Richard Simmons, Paul Lynde, or Charles Nelson Reilly were homosexuals? Q: Who are the only 2 men known to be shot in the back of the head in a theatre? A: Abraham Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman RIP Pee-wee BTC 🤡

There is absolutely ZERO equivalency between a restaurant server and a masseur. ZERO. Most servers are minimum wage workers. Many states, including NY, NJ, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Mass., Michigan, and Ohio, exempt tipped employees from their minimum wage; therefore, these tipped workers rely on tips simply to bring their compensation up to their states' minimum wage. Also, many restaurants pool charged tips among the staff. So if you put your tip on a credit card, your server will only receive a percentage of it. Tips are also fully taxable to local, state and federal governments (though as we all know, this is likely to change). It is for these reasons that Bozo always tips in cash. Waiting tables is very physically demanding. Servers are on their feet usually for their entire 6 or 8-hour shift, often carrying heavy trays, and are subject to the whims of their employer and the local business climate. As @pubic_assistance rightly pointed out, masseurs are independent contractors. They set their own hours, rates, standards, and business practices. As for any expenses, those are already baked into the prices they charge their customers. Since most of us pay our masseurs in cash, the likelihood of all, or any, of their payments being reported for tax purposes is remote. BTC 🤡

If he speaks as strangely as you write... that would be a big problem for Bozo. BTC 🤡

You did better than Bozo with the emoji puzzle. Bozo got the first one (lips = kissing). Still scratching my head over the last five... BTC 🤡

. "I specialize in high net worth clients and luxury outings, but I'm also open to more casual encounters. I'm friendly, intelligent, charismatic, and a sensational masseuse. Enquire within" high net worth clients and luxury outings = Expect to show him your bankbook, stock portfolio, and BMW in the garage. No McDonald's for dinner and definitely no haggling. I'm also open to more casual encounters = He does have a streak of generosity. a sensational masseuse = Zero humility. Possibly transgender? Enquire within = Within what? Also, can't spell. He also lists nothing in the "I am Into" section, and very few items selected in the "Available For" section. Noticeably doesn't list kissing. A very easy pass for Bozo. BTC 🤡

@Dinoes Welcome to the forum. Congratulations on your first post . BTC 🤡

And the cons were _______? BTC 🤡

Really? Bozo finds his humor quite refreshing. And think he's very clever and talented. The 4-minute video below is very funny. Still unsure about his massage skills, though..... BTC 🤡

Not a lot of info on this masseur in his ad. Also, no reviews ☹️. He has an Indiana area code. Perhaps a corn-fed, midwestern boy that fell off the turnip truck, and is looking to earn some $$ in the Big Apple giving massages? Bozo found a lot of masseurs named "Steven" in the forum history, but none of the threads were about this particular Steven. Any info? https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/49810/ BTC 🤡

He has a nice body under all of that ink. Why he chooses to turn it into a human billboard is really inexplicable. BTC

Not surprised. With a body like that and being gay..... Bozo would be surprised if he didn't get a number of offers and propositions. BTC

"them"? Is there more than one? BTC