BOZO T CLOWN

Of course, c'est moi, Bozo. But it takes a long time every morning to get to look like this. Twenty minutes just for the nose! BTC 🤡

He is scheduled to be at BuffDaddy's event tomorrow.... Bozo suspects it will be a lucrative evening for the young man. BTC 🤡

Those big blue eyes ❤️. He checks a lot of Bozo's boxes - young; cute; blonde; muscular, but not to an extreme; circumcised, and gay4real. Though Bozo is not a fan of the body ink or the moustache. The most concerning aspect of this escort is that he has been on Rentmen for almost 5 years, and there are ZERO reviews. That's a cause for concern. BTC 🤡

The last line in his ad: "No T! Firm on this." What is "T"? BTC 🤡

Say it ain't so..... Dennis the Menace dead at 73 after battling colon cancer for years. Jay North, ‘Dennis the Menace’ and ‘Maya’ Child Actor, Dies at 73: ‘Shed His Mortal Coil’ PEOPLE.COM Jay North, the actor who starred as the titular character in the 'Dennis the Menace' television series, has died on April 6, 2025, after ‘fighting cancer for a number of... RIP, Jay North BTC 🤡

Adass has an Instagram page. Bozo messaged with him. He says his massages are strictly "professional." It's a pity, especially with a face and body like that... Bozo thought he found his new Jewish boyfriend 😕. Oh well. Bozo will keep looking... BTC 🤡

Johnny Mathis appearance begins at 19:15 of the video. 66 years ago, Johnny Mathis appeared as a Mystery Guest on What's My Line. A very handsome and intelligent young man. BTC 🤡

He's beautiful, but based on his ad, Bozo is guessing that the massage is strictly therapeutic. Agree that it is hard to believe that he has been advertising on RentMasseur for 4 years, and no reviews . BTC 🤡

CharlesMontreal - Male Massage & Bodywork in Toronto, Ontario | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur CharlesMontreal in Toronto, Ontario offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. The masseur's name indicates he's in Montreal, but his ad shows that he's now based in Toronto. He is just Bozo's type- blond, blue eyes, and muscular. If he's talented, and fun to be with, Bozo is even willing to overlook his unsightly forearm tattoo. He also has an ad running in Rentmen where he has 61 5-STAR reviews: CharlesQc - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in Toronto, Ontario | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Toronto, Ontario - CharlesQc: Charles / Stripper ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Anyone have experience with him? BTC 🤡

Bozo will be in Toronto in 2 weeks. He will provide an update. BTC 🤡

Austin Wolf celebrated his 44th birthday (born April 3, 1981) last week in a jail cell in Brooklyn. My, how the mighty have fallen 😧. For his sake, Bozo hopes that he's been saving the shekels he's earned in his 20+ years in the business. A good law firm doesn't work cheap. Given Wolf's celebrity status and the nature of these horrific (alleged) crimes, he had better hire one of the best. On another note, does anyone know if the father who "rented" his 7-year old boy to Wolf for the sex video is also facing charges? Bozo hasn't read much about him. BTC 🤡

The fact that the nightly Adonis events consist of almost entirely Hispanic (Dominican/Cuban) guys is probably unavoidable in NYC. However, Tim should step up his game to get some diversity within that group. Almost all of these guys were created from the same mold - poor English skills, bearded, heavily tattooed, roid guts, poor hygiene, and aggressive to the point where some are borderline predatory! It's depressing and frustrating.... Nothing sadder than a depressed and frustrated clown. Poor Bozo 😧. BTC 🤡

They may need to go to another planet to get an impartial and untainted jury. Not joking! BTC 🤡

Bozo agrees with all of the positive comments. Bozo was in Montreal this past weekend, and didn't find anyone worthy enough at Stock Bar or Campus to bring back to his hotel. Coincidentally, Brian was visiting Montreal to see Kylie Minogue kicking off her 6-month worldwide summer tour at the Bell Centre. Bozo hired Brian thru his ad on Rentmasseur. He responded almost immediately. There was an a la carte menu of: therapeutic massage, sensual massage, erotic massage, and a full-blown-escort experience (anything goes). Bozo chose the erotic massage. Unfortunately, we can't go into details on this site, but it was amazing. VERY erotic 🙂. We ran well over the one-hour allotted time, and Brian didn't ask for anything extra, though Bozo tipped him well. Brian's body was in its "bulking" phase. Very thick. Bozo's only criticism was that Brian showed up unshaven. Bozo likes his boys faces to be smooth. BTC 🤡

The video is Age Restricted. Bozo doesn't know how to post an age-restricted video (if anyone knows, send Bozo a PM, and he will fix the link), but it plays for Bozo when he clicks on the "Watch on YouTube" link. The video is grainy (Is that even a word?), but it is Big Frank from Montreal. Big Frank stripped at the Gaiety for a few years during the early-to-mid 90's. During that time, Frank was the only true bodybuilder working at the "G". Word spread quickly in the Great White North about all of the tax-free US $$$ to be made working at the Gaiety. Pretty soon, half of the dancers on any given week were uncircumcised Canadian imports. BTC 🤡

He used to run an ad in MasseurFinder with the name "Ale" using those same fake pics. When he was exposed here on COM, the ad would suddenly disappear, only to reappear a few days later. Bozo wouldn't be surprised if this ad follows the same pattern. BTC 🤡

Upside: Muscular body (if it's really him), no unsightly ink, and a big weiner (though not sure whether it's really 11 inches as advertised) Downside: Self-identifies as straight, doesn't show face, doesn't list Kissing in his preferences, and apparently speaks no English (RM Bio written in Spanish, and Espanol only in his Info stats). Bozo passes...... BTC 🤡

Today is St. Patrick's Day. Normally a day to drink and celebrate. For the former patrons of the Gaiety Theatre, comme moi, March 17th is a sad day ☹️. The Gaiety Theatre closed its doors for the final time on March 17th, 2005. Twenty years ago. And yes, it really does seem like yesterday. "The G" as it was known to regular patrons like Bozo, was a victim of: the Disneyfication of Times Square, Giuliani zoning laws, and the advent of new technology which brought about sites like Grindr, Rentboy, etc. which, for many, made a trip to Times Square obsolete. From a personal standpoint, Bozo spent his formative years as a young clown - a good deal of his adolescence - at the famed strip club on West 46th street and Broadway, between the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre and Howard Johnson's Restaurant (the best clam strips in town!). When the G was shut down by NYC authorities, never to return... Bozo shed a few tears. There will never be anything like it again. Thanks so much to Denise and her sisters for providing us with so much joy and entertainment, and thanks to all of the boys (especially the Canadians) who danced there for the 27 years of the Gaiety's existence, and gave Bozo and others so much pleasure. The theater may have closed, but the memories will remain forever. BTC 🤡

Anyone with that profile description needs to fire his public relations firm! BTC 🤡

Bozo has no personal experience with Travis Brick as an escort. He used to be a regular at the Adonis events in NYC about 8 - 10 years ago. Bozo had a few lap dances with him - nothing particularly memorable. He simply went thru the motions, bouncing Bozo on his lap. No effort on his part to, at least, fake being sensual or even romantic. Bozo very generously did 4 or 5 lap dances with him, hoping he'd warm up. He never did. It's really a shame, because physically, he was very much Bozo's "type". He looked a lot better than he does now - he had hair on his head (the "steroid effect" hadn't yet kicked in) and didn't have any body ink. Travis was also in a bunch of wrestling videos for Thunders Arena. He wrestled for them during his "dancing" days. If you're interested, some his older videos are still for sale on their website: Travis SHOP.THUNDERSARENA.COM The OFFICIAL Thunders Arena Wrestling where REAL men wrestle frat boys and bodybuilders. Come see Top male models wrestling each other and college wrestlers. Some of the reviews of his videos on the TA website are from 2015. So his Rentmen age of 27 is off by a few years. BTC 🤡

If you're ever in northern Nevada, Bozo highly recommends the world famous Clown Motel: THE CLOWN MOTEL, TONOPAH, NEVADA, USA. WWW.THECLOWNMOTELUSA.COM The Clown Motel was named “America’s Scariest Motel” due to its clown theme and proximity to the cemetery where many miners were laid to rest due to the... BTC 🤡

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JockFit clicks all of Bozo's buttons - young, white, tall, fit, smooth, and ink-free. Unfortunately no face pic ☹️. He also asks for a photo of his clients in advance. Is that common? Wonder whether he will accept the avatar pic that Bozo uses . But at only $150 Canadian for a sensual massage (that's just little more than $100 US), it may be too good to pass up. JockFit - Male Massage & Bodywork in Toronto, Ontario | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur JockFit in Toronto, Ontario offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. He's only been on RentMasseur for about a week. Any thoughts? BTC 🤡

At $50 bucks for a therapeutic massage and $100 for an erotic one, there isn't a lot of downside to hiring him..... He has 21 RM reviews. 20 of them were 5-STAR. The one client that didn't give him a 5-STAR review was because he booked a couples massage, and his boyfriend got more personal attention than he did. BTC 🤡

Bozo has never been with any of these gentlemen, so he can't offer any opinions about their services. However, when a masseur (Blessings) puts this in his ad, "Gratuity is much appreciated and expected, especially if it goes beyond therapeutic!", it is a major turn-off. Tipping is optional, and should always be left to the judgment of the client, based on a variety of factors. It is not something a provider should put in his ad that is "expected". BTC 🤡