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Bozo thinks that @BenjaminNicholas is making a false assumption. Perhaps watching too many prison movies? In all likelihood, Austin Wolf will not be serving his time in a maximum security federal prison. As horrific as his crime is, it is not a crime of violence. It is highly unlikely that he will be sent away to a prison with violent offenders. Case in point is reality star Josh Duggar who was convicted of crimes very similar to Wolf. Duggar was given a 12-year prison sentence which he is now serving at Seagoville, Texas - a "low security" federal prison. Wolf will likely be serving time with characters like Josh Duggar or Bernie Madoff and John Gotti types. Wolf won't have to worry about being attacked in that environment. BTC 🤡

There are more: From the Comments section in the NY Post article: "Former porn star Austin Wolf sobbed as he claimed to take responsibility for getting a minor to engage in a sex act during a Manhattan federal court hearing Friday." So, he engaged in a sex act with a minor during a federal court hearing!!! Wow! Terrific writing. Second grade level at best. Th NY Post should have hired Bozo to write the article on today's Austin Wolf hearing instead of having Lois Lane write it. There have been 100+ comments so far to the NY Post article in the "Comments" section at the bottom of the article (after scrolling thru a bunch of ads). Most are brutal, and there is ZERO sympathy for Wolf. Bozo realizes that this is the NY Post, but still.... It's fascinating to read the comments. If you want to get a sense of the vox populi Ex-porn star Austin Wolf sobs as he admits child sex crime: 'I knew... NYPOST.COM Austin Wolf has been held in custody since he was arrested a year ago for allegedly exchanging hundreds of child porn videos. BTC 🤡

The NY Post just posted its article about the Austin Wolf hearing on its website. Most of it is pretty accurate, though Bozo differs with the reporter's description of Wolf as "buff". Also, the article says the sentencing will be on September 9th. Bozo recollects the sentencing date as September 29th. Also, the person interviewed in the article, described by the reporter as "a former fan", is, in fact, yours truly, the beloved Bozo T. Clown. Popular ex-porn star Austin Wolf to plead guilty to sharing sickening... NYPOST.COM Austin Wolf has been held in custody since he was arrested a year ago for allegedly exchanging hundreds of child porn videos. BTC 🤡

BREAKING NEWS: Bozo attended today's hearing at Federal Court. Sadly, the only ones in the gallery were Bozo and a female reporter from the NY Post. No husband, no family, no friends, no ex-fans, and no Austin Wolf groupies. Wolf must have asked his hubby and family to stay away. Bozo knows why..... The government dropped a bombshell. They were/are about to charge Wolf with the additional charge of enticing a minor for sex. This is a far more serious charge than the original charges of possession, receipt, and distribution of child pornography. Wolf entered the courtroom looking noticeably less muscular than in the past. He looked well fed, but his face and body seemed puffy/chubby. He was wearing a baggy tan prison jumpsuit, but he was clearly less buffed than the Austin Wolf we all knew. He was also clean shaven. Bozo had never seen him with a smooth face before. The chubby, clean shaven face made him look much younger than 44 - almost boyish, even sympathetic. He was handcuffed and shackled at his wrists and ankles. He was looking down at the floor as he was being led to his seat. The proceedings began with a lot of legal discussion between the judge and the attorneys. When they finally got down to the charges, Wolf pled (or is it pleaded?) guilty to the one count of "enticement of a minor (15-years old) for oral sex". In exchange, the government agreed to drop, or at least set aside, the other charges. The judge explained that with a guilty plea, Wolf will face a mandatory minimum sentence of 10 years + 5 years supervised probation. Maximum sentence is life. The federal sentencing guidelines call for a sentence of 188 months - 235 months for this crime; however, the judge has the discretion to sentence Wolf from anywhere between the 10-year mandatory minimum to the maximum of life in prison. There was also a fine, and forfeiture of certain assets. Wolf will also have to register as a sex offender. At the point where the judge asked Wolf to explain why he was guilty, Wolf started to read a statement (likely written by his attorneys) - contacting the minor, engaging in the act, etc., Wolf broke down and started crying uncontrollably. The actual sentencing will take place on September 29th. Between now and then, there will be a report from the Department of Probation, and both sides will make their written arguments to the judge on suggestions for sentencing. If the judge follows the sentencing guidelines, Wolf will be around 60 or more when he is released. BTC aka Jimmy Olsen, clown-cub reporter 🤡

Bozo always that that "blonde" with an "e" at the end was feminine. And we use "blond" without the "e" for a male...... Anyhow......back to the subject at hand. Bozo hired ChrisTrue a couple of months ago, Use the COM search function or DM Bozo if you are interested in the experience. Bottom line is that Chris is a nice guy, but there are a lot of better choices in Toronto. Bozo has never been with GymMark. Although he is exactly Bozo's type - tall, white, muscular, blond/blue, and ink-free - he lives in Hamilton. That's 70+ km from downtown Toronto. BTC 🤡

No. Having said that, if Derek Dixon were laid out drunk in Casa Bozo, yours truly would need to exercise a lot of self control not to go into his room to get a quick squeeze.... or two. On another note, is it common knowledge that Tyler Perry is gay (or at least bi)? If yes, Bozo had no idea. BTC 🤡

He's more than hot.... He's sizzling! That body..... and those baby blue eyes ❤️ from his Instagram account: BTC 🤡

New York is one of those states... BTC 🤡

We are all speculating on how long Wolf's sentence will be and what his post-release restrictions, if any, will be. None of us know. That will all be included in the written plea deal his attorneys reached with the government. We should know soon. The plea agreement is not a confidential document. It should be made public. BTC 🤡

Do you really consider being denied bail, and locked in a notorious federal prison, with a really bad reputation, for one year as being "treated with kid gloves"? We Demand Humane Conditions at Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn! - Action Network ACTIONNETWORK.ORG The Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC Brooklyn), a federal jail located in Sunset Park, has been in the news because of high-profile cases involving Diddy and... BTC 🤡

$400 for a "tame BFE"? WOW. Bozo may contact him to see if he is offering any Juneteenth Day discounts. BTC 🤡

If Wolf decides to pursue his career when he is released, it is highly unlikely that any studio would hire him. Too risky. He would have to start his own production company. BTC 🤡

Not necessarily. It depends on the plea deal. The article states that Wolf will plead guilty to one charge. That seems to imply the second charge will be dropped. He would have faced 5-20 years on the most serious charge of receipt and distribution of CSAM. He took a plea, likely for less than the minimum. Perhaps only two or three of years incarceration. With time served and good behavior he could be out in less than 2 years. We all know that Wolf is a gym rat. If he spends his spare time in the prison gym, he'll be in tip top shape to continue his career when he is released. BTC 🤡

Any info on this stud? Another guy that is just Bozo's type: BK_twunkk - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in New York City, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in New York City, NY - BK_twunkk: brooklyn twunk BTC 🤡

Bozo totally agrees about the resulting micro-penis from the surgical procedure. Also, Bozo can't understand the need that some members have to play forum hall monitor. @pubic_assistance has a legitimate opinion that falls within the rule guidelines. Isn't that the purpose of COM? No reason for the abuse. Personally, Bozo wouldn't spend his $$ on a biological female, but respects those that would. BTC 🤡

But if he's real........ he is gorgeous, and definitely worth a try. Now, back to the original question.... Is he real or not? BTC 🤡

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What is "1005 vers"? Is that gay code for something dirty? BTC 🤡

One of the reasons for the popularity of Bewitched with the gay community is that it seemed like half the cast was gay: Dick Sargent - (second) Darrin Agnes Morehead: Endora Paul Lynde: Uncle Arthur Maurice Evans: Maurice George Tobias: Abner Kravitz Also, one of the twins who played Tabitha grew up to be gay. Bozo also got a strong gay vibe from Dr. Bombay, though that is speculation on Bozo's part. BTC 🤡

Benji Schwartz (Bozo ❤️ that name) is an acupuncturist. His Instagram promotes his business as Licensed Acupuncturist, Pilates Instructor, Kabbalist, assisting people in achieving their greatest fulfillment in mind-body wellbeing. Nowhere are the words "masseur" or "massage" mentioned on his Instagram page. His website is Benjamin Schwartz Acupuncture. His services are rendered at "Acupuncture at Mercedes Club". Nowhere are the words "masseur" or "massage" mentioned on his website. Benjamin Schwartz Acupuncture BENJAMINSCHWARTZACUPUNCTURE.COM Acupuncture at Mercedes Club New York, NY What clues do you have that Benji Schwartz provides massage services? BTC 🤡

@Harryinny are you an interesting person? BTC 🤡

There was a thread on ChrispyKreme in the Deli section. However, he shut down his Rentmen account, and is no longer available as an escort. He recently reinstated his RentMasseur account that he originally opened in 2018. His ad says that he's "looking to meet interesting people." Chrispykreme - Male Massage & Bodywork in Toronto, Ontario | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur chrispykreme in Toronto, Ontario offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. Bozo remembers ChrispyKreme from at least 7 or 8 years ago when he worked as a stripper at Remingtons. He was just starting his metamorphosis from twink to muscle-boy. Unfortunately, his lap dances were sleep inducing, and he had some really bad acne. Hopefully he has evolved. BTC 🤡

He is tall, handsome, blond, and has a chiseled physique. He is a Greek God.... Well, at least a Norse God 😀. Also, not sure that he was born in Germany. His BIO says he is circumcised. Very few native born Germans are circumcised. BTC 🤡

No they don't. Lap dances at Stock Bar are done in a separate room that is walled of from the rest of the club. There are curtains in each individual lap dance booth which provide some privacy. Only "some" privacy because the curtains are not floor-to-ceiling. But as long as you keep your feet on the floor, you'll be fine. Lap dances at Campus are set up very differently. The room where lap dances are done is separated from the rest of the club only by a set of clear plexiglass doors. Anyone who wants to, can look into the room and view what's going on. Bozo has frequently seen creepy (and non-creepy) customers hanging around the DJ booth, alongside the lap dance room, peering in to see what's going on in there. And to make matters even worse, the individual lap dance booths are totally open. There are no curtains. No curtains = NO PRIVACY. There is, however, one lap booth at Campus (the larger one in the corner) which cannot be viewed from outside of the room. That's always the popular one. And if size matters, the Campus lap dance booths are generally much smaller than those at Stock Bar. Many customers clearly don't mind the lack of privacy and smaller spaces at Campus since that is usually the more crowded of the two bars. Bozo had that same experience. Greg was the culprit. He used the 3-minute timer with Bozo. He didn't let Bozo know that he was using the timer, instead of the normal song count, until we were actually in the lap dance booth. Since most songs are around 4 minutes long, Greg was getting a 25% premium for his lap dances. This may be okay with @Ichabod. It wasn't okay with Bozo. After two songs, Bozo ended the session, paid Greg his $$, and said good bye. Lesson learned. BTC 🤡

The first charge of receipt and distribution of child pornography carries a minimum sentence of 5 years and maximum of 20 years. The second charge of possession of child pornography carries a minimum sentence of 2 years and maximum of 10 years. So if a plea agreement is not reached, and he's convicted on both charges, it would be seven years at the minimum. However, given the extenuating circumstances, such as the fame of defendant, and horrific nature of the photos/videos, he will likely receive more, significantly more, than the minimum sentence. Google: Josh Duggar, reality TV star who was convicted of the same crimes and was sentenced to 12+ years in federal prison. BTC 🤡