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@Daniel84 definitely made the correct decision to avoid Canada. His rates of $220 incall/$270 outcall converted to Canadian $$ = $310/$370 Canadian FOR A MASSAGE! That's high for a full escort experience, and waaaay off the charts for a massage. Without a steep discount (which he claims he is unwilling to do), he would be pricing himself out of the massage market in Canada. That's the reason cross-border traffic for escorts and masseurs is almost entirely one-way. BTC 🤡

Apologies to Bozo's many Canadian friends and fans, but he hopes the US/Can dollar exchange rate remains highly skewed in favour of the US. It will certainly encourage yours truly, and many others, to head north more often to spend tourist dollars. This is true even as the bitter Canadian winter approaches. At these prices, it's not too difficult finding a young, handsome Canadian boy eager to keep Bozo warm for the night...... and at a reasonable rate! BTC 🤡

relocated to the left coast? BTC 🤡

Nick has expanded his repertoire and ventured into the masseur business. The boy seems to be multi-faceted. Bozo will likely test drive him as a masseur before trying out his escort skills. https://rentmasseur.com/Nickhandz BTC 🤡

Proceeds from the fashion show, which used wool sheared only from gay rams. were used to help the gay sheep, which often were the first ones sent to the slaughterhouse. According to the article, the breeders were able to determine which sheep were gay by using the "pen test", basically whether the ram played in its pen more with the other rams or the ewes. Not sure whether the pen test is scientifically accurate in determining the sheep's sexuality. Bozo would have used an alternate method - play some Streisand and Lady Gaga songs. The sheep that don't run away are the gay ones. Wool of gay sheep makes its debut at a New York fashion show - raising money for rams 'that prefer same-sex partners' | Daily Mail Online WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK Los Angeles-based designer Michael Schmidt, launched the line to bring a 'human rights story' to the runway after finding out that homosexual sheep are often slaughtered. BTC 🤡

Hosting for drinks? Hosting for a massage? Hosting for sex? Hosting for the night? Hosting for the weekend? Hosting for the winter? Can you be any less specific ? Having said the above, any time you invite a stranger into your home you are taking a chance. However, since you met the person at Johnson's, it is very likely that he would not want to risk his job there by committing a criminal act in your home. Especially at the beginning of the season. Nevertheless, be vigilant, and never let your guard down. BTC 🤡

He certainly is gorgeous. @TorontoDrew, you definitely have good taste. Bozo has no insight as to whether he's real or not, but that's a weird travel schedule. Flying from Amsterdam to Paris by way of Toronto . BTC 🤡

Some of Bozo's best escort experiences have been north of the border. Given the current exchange rate, 1 US dollar = 1.41 Can., it's bargains galore up there. No need for haggling. Bozo has had dozens of hotel private shows, and only a handful of times paid more than $300 Can. (that's about $212 US). BTC 🤡

This user is temporarily not available. They will be back in the near future - stay tuned! BTC 🤡

The last time Bozo spoke with HTH he was focusing on his OnlyFans account. He spent the last two winters in South Florida. He may be planning his move down there for this season, and will reinstate his RM if/when he's settled in. BTC 🤡

True. But it IS weird if you're from the UK BTC 🤡

All of the questions in his Rentmen interview were answered in Portuguese.... Weird 😧. Also, he is a name changer. This is his third different moniker in less than 16 months: OttoBrazilianTop and OttoXXL. Different iterations of one of Bozo's favorite palindromic names - Otto. Below are prior COM threads when he was using his previous noms de plume. BTC 🤡

Yes. So Tommy Parker showed up on time at @Buff Daddy's naked event on Sunday night. He actually showed up early which was great since Bozo also likes to show up early to nab the hot boys while they are clean and fresh, before they've been pawed and groped by the other patrons. Tommy looked very much like his photos - handsome, lean, muscular, ink-free, and circumcised - though he was much blonder than he was in his RM pics. Tommy told Bozo it was his "NYC look". TBH, Bozo prefers Tommy's natural brown color hair, but.. hey, Bozo really can't be too critical since Bozo admittedly uses a few dabs of henna rinse to keep his own luxuriant red orange tufts looking scrumptious and sexy. And clearly, the blonde look wasn't hurting him since Tommy appeared to be a very busy boy on Sunday night. In fact, as soon as he finished with Bozo, another customer was there waiting for him. After chatting for a few minutes over drinks (white wine for Tommy, 7-UP for Bozo), we proceeded to his private lap dance area. Tommy was a lot of fun. He was very generous with his assets, and very appreciative for the # of lap dances and Bozo's tip. As for some of the COM questions/concerns upthread - Tommy claims that he smokes only about 2 or 3 cigarettes a week (yes, a week). He answered yes to the RM smoking question, because he thought that was the honest answer. During the time that Bozo spent with him, there was not even a hint of a tobacco smell. And Bozo's nose is very sensitive to the foul odor of cigarettes. As for an upfront deposit, Tommy said that is really on an individual basis. He claims that depending on phone calls or text messages, if he feels the client is not serious, he asks for a deposit. In Tommy's defense, that is probably something he can get away with in his location (Syracuse/Utica) since RentMen has a grand total of 3 providers listed in Syracuse and none in Utica. And of the three, one of them has an expired profile, and the other one is located in Buffalo, so you'd have to travel 150+ miles to hook up with him. So if you're looking to hire, Tommy is really the only game in town... that is if your town happens to be Syracuse. @azdr0710 and others, hopefully this answers your questions. As is always the case, Bozo had a fantastic time at @Buff Daddy's at RedEye. Chill environment, dancers that are not overly aggressive, an early starting time, and lots of 70's and 80's music played at a decibel level that is guaranteed not to rupture your ear drums. BTC 🤡

. Bozo expects to be attending the Buffdaddy's naked event tonight to to test drive this tall, handsome, clean shaven, hazel-eyed, ink-free, circumcised, Italian-American hunk of male pulchritude. Bozo will report back. BTC 🤡

Just noticed that in addition to his previously mentioned assets, Tommy is also circumcised. Yummy 😍! BTC 🤡

The Big Apple Circus opened in town last week at Lincoln Center for a limited engagement. No animals anymore, but still plenty of fun and excitement. A must-see for any visiting escort: BTC 🤡

FAKE NEWS ALERT Nowhere in his ad is smoking mentioned. The only thing smoking is his body! Still trying to figure out if Tommy Parker/Rentmen and Tommy Parker/BuffDaddy are the same guy. BTC 🤡

Bozo has had his eyes on this upstate NY boy for a while. He's beautiful! He has all of the physical attributes necessary to be the future Mrs. Bozo. In fact, Bozo would pay him just to grate cheese on those abs! Earlier, @Buffdaddy sent out his e-mail promo for his Sunday show, and Tommy Parker is the headliner. The photos look a lot like the Tommy Parker on Rentmen - Tall, White, smooth, handsome, lean muscular body, chiseled jawline, and ink-free. Is the Rentmen Tommy Parker the same as the one in BD's promo? They look a lot alike, and both are scrumptious 😀. Bozo's doubt comes from the fact that the Tommy_Parker in Rentmen still shows a Syracuse location. Tommy_Parker - Pornstar Performer, Rentboy, Gay Massage in Syracuse, NY | RentMen RENTMEN.EU Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Syracuse, NY - Tommy_Parker: Come and enjoy what I have to offer BTC 🤡

As opposed to good ones 🙄? His RM profile says he is into smoking 🚬. It's unclear if that means cigarettes or marijuana. Neither one has a particularly pleasant odor. After a guy smokes, he can shower and change his clothing, but hours later, the tobacco stench is still there. It seeps thru the pores. BTC 🤡

He'll be back... ...using a different name, different phone #, but same pics. BTC 🤡

With the landscaping and manicured lawn, the property looks so serene and idyllic. It is so sad to think that the area has become drug infested and crime ridden. Lena, Ella, and the Count must be rolling over in their graves. BTC 🤡

That doesn't look like a cigarette in his mouth. More like a pen. Definitely something with a point. He's absolutely adorable! BTC 🤡

Yes, both. But more objection to a cigarette smoker. Bozo had always assumed (apparently incorrectly) that when a provider indicates in his Rentmen Profile that he is into smoking that it was cigarettes 🚬, BTC 🤡

Even using the most generous definition of "athletic", this body does not come close to the body of an athlete. That is, unless your athletic prowess is in darts, chess, pool, poker, or beer pong. Doesn't Rentmasseur, like Rentmen, offer the Body Type option of "Chubby"? BTC 🤡

Lena Horne's 6-bedroom, four-story Queens home is on the market. The asking price is 1.22 million. That really doesn't seem like a lot for a home this size with its gloried history. Lena Horne's former home in NYC's 'African-American Gold Coast' has... NYPOST.COM The Tudor-style home in St. Albans became home to a number of luminaries, such as Jackie Robinson. BTC 🤡