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Son-in-law. Not son. And lest we forget, it was Archie's home. Mike was living in Archie's house rent free for years while Archie was paying all of the expenses. There were references to Mike paying Archie back at some future time, though that never happened, at least not on screen. It was Mike who should have adapted to Archie, not the other way around. And Mike's attitude was anything but enlightened sunshine. BTC 🤡

Did you read Bozo's comments? They were all about the character Mike Stivic, not the person, Rob Reiner. Also, please respect COM rules. Attack the comment, not the poster. BTC 🤡

Fairly attractive? Really? Bozo was repulsed by Mike Stivic's pudgy face, balding head, Fu Manchu moustache, and stooped shoulders. That hair combover could only be described a disaster! His physical unattractiveness combined with his ungrateful, nasty attitude towards his father-in-law made him a very unappealing character on the Bozo scale of male pulchritude. As for the act of self-gratification that you described (which was TMI btw), Bozo would sooner have an orgasm fantasizing over a naked cousin Maude! BTC 🤡

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Don't really know. Bozo isn't even certain it is a permanent change. The Monster gets very crowded late at night. The extra floor space is a welcome addition. BTC 🤡

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There was a thread here on a new escort in Toronto. He was young, gay and muscular, and South Asian. His name was some variation of Adam Christianson. The thread and Rentmen ad seemed to have disappeared. The provider can remove his ad, but what happened to the COM Deli thread? BTC 🤡

Well, if you never saw the Dick Van Dyke Show this is your opportunity. If you have the Catchy Comedy Channel, they are running a Dick Van Dyke Show marathon all weekend long to honor Dick's 100th birthday. And if you never saw Mary Poppins as a kid, shame on you! BTC 🤡

It is a total mystery to Bozo why anyone would pay for the "privilege" getting a lap dance from a pudgy/fat stripper. But these portly performers are out there, and there are clearly enough chubby-chasers to keep them employed. What a great analogy comparing these hefty hoofers to blueberry muffins! Of course Bozo would expect nothing less from @pubic_assistance 🙂. BTC 🤡

Dick Van Dyke turns 100 years old on December 13th. How can this site ignore the 100th birthday of someone who has a dyke in their name? Dick Van Dyke is truly an American comedy legend. With the recent death of Rose Marie, he is the last living star of the eponymous Dick Van Dyke Show (unless the boy is still alive?), which is objectively one of the greatest situation comedies in the history of television. He also starred in the long running (8 years?) Diagnosis Murder. He starred in highly successful movies like Bye Bye Birdie (with the flamboyant Paul Lynde), Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and Mary Poppins - the movie classic co-starring Julie Andrews. Van Dyke was the winner of a Tony, Grammy, and numerous Emmy's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wCXr_6wgns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2DqWnE38RY&list=PLtjvM6Fx2GK_OKPVbgYADRXjai-O3LeJV&index=8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lt4euqZLsY How can you not admire someone who looks so sexy wearing a red nose! Bea surely loved him. BTC 🤡

Bozo went to the Spunk event last week. The two larger elevated platforms have been removed, leaving a lot more empty space in the room. The one small, circular elevated platform with a pole remains. BTC 🤡

For an American tourist, its's really not a lot of money. Also, Cock Bar doesn't have the selection of hot boys that Campus or even Stock have; or if you are old enough, that Remington's used to have. So it's unlikely you will be making numerous trips to the back room. If you find one sexy, hungry and compliant dancer, keep him back there for a while. That way it's only a one-time fee. BTC 🤡

Bozo does not have an annual membership so he cannot respond to how that works. But you are correct on all of your assumptions. An entry fee ($5 on weeknights and $10 on weekends?), $20 to the club for admission to the back room, and then $20 per song to the dancer. No wristbands at CockBar. It's $20 for each visit to the back room. In defense of the club, the lap dance booths at CockBar are the best around. Each booth has a separate entrance that locks with a bolt from the inside. Each booth (more like a small cabin) has a wall mirror, and is stocked with a Purell dispenser and Kleenex. BTC 🤡

He's tall and blonde with emerald green eyes and a sculpted muscular body to go with his sculpted chiseled facial features. https://rentmasseur.com/ProfessionalMan He now calls Toronto his home after traveling extensively in the US for years as a masseur, using a variety of names. Bozo loves Toronto, but it's strange for someone to relocate to Canada on the cusp of four months of brutal winter weather, especially while the Canadian dollar is at an almost record nadir. There have been a whole slew of threads on this guy, mostly mixed reviews: https://www.companyofmen.org/search/?q=ProfessionalMan&quick=1&type=forums_topic&nodes=86 Has anyone in Toronto had the pleasure of his company recently? BTC 🤡

The OP's RM link is not working for Bozo.. In case anyone else is having issues with the link: https://rentmen.eu/Brazilian_Hunter/#platinum BTC 🤡

Bozo would have paid him NOTHING (if he protested, request Hotel security escort him out). Also, purchase this pampered prima donna with an entitlement complex a one-way ticket back to Chicago, preferably with a few long layovers. Bozo would have also paid the 10 bucks extra for each leg on the trip back for an assigned seat in coach, a middle seat, either last row or as close to the lavatory as possible. Also give him a lousy review in whatever site you found him. BTC 🤡

If what the OP said is true, and it may or may not be.... but if it is, the best course of action is for the provider not to act like a jerk. BTC 🤡

Is that based on personal experience? If yes, can you provide any non-intimate details of your encounter? And "doesn't speak English" means he speaks none or next to none? If so, how did you two communicate with each other? BTC 🤡

We don't know for sure what Scott's cause of death was. However, the implication in the Men of Porn link is that it was suicide. Here is the link and the quote. You can infer from it what you want: https://www.menofporn.blog/2025/12/passed-away-last-week-scott-finn.html "A Facebook post last week from a friend or relative of Scott Finn announced that he had passed away. It was followed by another post that read, “Behind suicidal thoughts is not a desire to die, but a desire to escape pain. That’s why our kindness and presence matter most.” BTC 🤡

New to the massage business,,,,, but not new to NYC. He's got an active Instagram account that shows his adorable, (much?) younger, blue-eyed boyfriend. Too bad the bf isn't a masseur. Bozo would definitely consider getting a 4-hand massage from the two of them, but that doesn't appear to be an option. Otherwise, not sure it's worth the schlep up to Spanish Harlem. BTC 🤡

70th decade? If Bozo's math is correct, that would make you close to 700 years old. If so, you are definitely entitled to a senior citizens discount by every provider out there! Negotiating a little extra time for the provider's quoted rate is an excellent idea. Bozo will use that strategy when negotiating his next massage/escort session. BTC 🤡

Au contraire. Unlike a brick and mortar store, a provider is selling his services. And very intimate services. If a provider is turned off by the thought of being affectionate with a grossly overweight client (which is not unreasonable), it is far better to tell the client that he is not a good fit, rather than going ahead with a meet-up, only to give a subpar performance. It is much like when Bozo is perusing the ads and sees a provider covered in ink, or have an unappealing body. Some of those guys would literally have to pay Bozo, and in some cases, pay a lot of $$, for personal intimacy with them. Much as we clients have our personal turn-ons and turn-offs, providers are no different. The one thing we agree upon is that a provider saying to an obese, in some cases morbidly obese, client that he is not a "good fit" says a lot about the provider. You are correct. What it says is that the provider is being upfront, candid, empathetic, and most importantly, that he is willing to turn down his fee in order not to disappoint the client. It also saves the client his time, energy, a disappointing rendezvous, and his $$$. Telling a client that he is not a good fit, compared to the other available options, is a positive reflection on the provider's virtue. Bozo only wishes there were more providers with those qualities.... many more. BTC 🤡

Refining his business model? You've got to be kidding! First of all, he is not asking questions as you claim, he is complaining about his job and his clients. He has been doing that here for ages using various screen names, the last one being Jarrod_Uncut. Secondly, he has been in the business for at least 10 years, probably a lot longer than that (his RM ad was started Feb. 2013). He's not refining his business model. Unless you consider mocking his clients' intelligence and complaining about every aspect of his job to be "refining his business model." You can give him some space if you want... BTC 🤡

A provider telling a client that he would not be a good fit is cruel? Really? Would it be better to say something like, "I don't take fatties on as clients?" Bozo thinks that when a provider tells a client that he would not be a good fit, he is actually being kind and honest. The complete opposite of being cruel. If he allowed the client to book him and pay him, the client would likely have an unpleasant experience. By saying he wouldn't be a good fit, the provider is foregoing his fee, and going out of his way to be diplomatic and not hurt the client's feelings. BTC 🤡

Apparently not. And it's not just this thread. It's a regular feature. So @JB_Studio38, you don't like that some clients refuse to pay a deposit? And you also don't like it when a customer asks you to contact him when he is in one of the cities you list on your RM travel schedule? Both of these seem to be perfectly reasonable actions on the part of the customer. Very few of us have perfect jobs. We can all find things that we don't like and wish we could change. Try spending two hours putting on make-up before going to work each day. Here's some free advice - stop the whining and kvetching. It's not going to get you much sympathy, and will only alienate potential clients. BTC 🤡