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This one has been on Bozo's radar for a while, but Bozo held off on hiring him due to all of the red flags indicated above. Thanks @ncc1701d for taking "one for the team". Sorry to hear that he didn't live up to his promises. Looks like Bozo, and perhaps others, dodged a bullet. BTC 🤡

Why do we use words like "chubby" and "tubby" to describe a fat escort? Is that to make him sound cute and adorable? Is that to avoid sounding mean? Adjectives like chubby and tubby are probably appropriate for an 8-year old like Chubby, the character from The Little Rascals. But definitely not for a 40+ year old provider. Why sugar coat (no pun intended) an important physical characteristic of an obese escort? Can't we just be direct and honest and say he is FAT? Also, @GovernorD, you shouldn't have been surprised that BryanGrove is 30 pounds FATTER than his pics indicate. After all, he was 38 years old when this thread began in January, 2023. Three years later, he is 39. He seems to have a problem with veracity. BTC 🤡

According to his Instagram page, Tommy will be in Las Vegas this weekend at the AVN Awards show (Jan 21 - Jan 24). BTC 🤡

It is hard to understand how you can call Hot_Amateur cute 😕 He has only one photo on his RM ad. And in that photo, his back is to the camera, he is wearing a jacket, and no face is shown. BTC 🤡

Unfortunately for Bozo, English was not part of the core curriculum in Clown College ☹️. Classes in balloon animals, pie tossing, and seltzer shpritzing don't help much to prepare clowns for post-circus life in the real world. Thanks for your help @Vegas_Millennial ! BTC 🤡

@AtlantaDude Sadly, the blue-eyed, blond boy with the sexy Southern accent, whose name is Lex, is not a permanent fixture at Johnson's in Wilton Manors 🫤. Lex only shakes his cute, round, pale little tush at Johnson's periodically (one or two weekends a month?). Not regularly. However, Bozo heard a rumor thru the strip club grapevine that Lex may be making an appearance in the Big Apple in the not-too-distant future. Stay tuned.... BTC 🤡

Bozo was in Fort Lauderdale last weekend. His first visit since last winter. Johnson's was the only club Bozo visited on this trip. Even though Matt is no longer associated with the club, his ex-husband Chris was working there. He and Bozo had a nice chat. The club was crowded on all three nights that Bozo was there, but not nearly as packed as Bozo has seen it in past winter weekends when it was standing room only, and patrons were standing 3 or 4 deep. Sadly, it seems that the opening in the curtains in the small lap dance booths, previously 18 inches, is now 24 inches, or perhaps even more . Very disincentivizing for patrons looking to have some fun.... unless you don't mind gawkers intruding in on your intimate moments. Also, in the past there was usually a contingent of Canadian boys. Not so this year. There was not one dancer that Bozo recognized from either Campus or Stock. In fact, there were no dancers that Bozo spoke with at Johnson's who hailed from the Great White North. At least, none that were willing to admit being Canadian. Bozo was given three different explanations from three different people for the dearth of canucks at Johnson's. On the positive side, there were only a handful of women present each night. And they were quiet, blending in with the crowd. Happy to report that there were no large groups of obnoxious, loud, cackling hens that Bozo has seen in the past creating havoc. Bozo managed to have fun, both at Johnson's and in his hotel room 😀. Bozo also ran into a cute blue-eyed, blonde boy dancing at Johnson's who had previously worked at both Spunk and @Buff Daddy's in NYC. He knew exactly how to put a smile on Bozo's face 😍. BTC 🤡

Another vote for a clean-shaven, clean-cut, smooth face. For Bozo, if the provider has acne, pock marks, or is simply unattractive (ugly), then go ahead and grow a beard to cover up your face. Although, in that given set of circumstances, you probably shouldn't be a provider. But if you are handsome, there is no reason to cover up an attractive face with hair. BTC 🤡

Tommy Parker and Jimmy Troy? Two excellent choices! Both are lean, muscular, clean-cut, ink-free white boys with sculpted abs. You and Bozo have similar tastes in men 😍. BTC 🤡

Actually it had already expired when you made your post. Bozo posted one hour after your post. And it had been expired. BTC 🤡

What is the point in asking for info an an expired RM profile? BTC 🤡

@AtlantaDude, nudity is NOT allowed at Johnson's. Unless you have x-ray vision and can see thru a dancer's briefs, there is no way to know whether or not he is cut. BTC 🤡

His ad is gone......... BTC 🤡

He's located on Staten Island. For a lot of New Yorkers, it might as well be Mars. BTC 🤡

Any experiences with Gabriel? BTC 🤡

bump....... BTC 🤡

Another hunky actor filed suit today, accusing Tyler Perry of sexual harassment. Mario Rodriguez is suing Tyler Perry for 77 million dollars for sexual harassment that allegedly occurred while filming Boo! A Madea Halloween in 2016. https://people.com/tyler-perry-sued-another-aspiring-actor-alleging-sexual-assault-11876446 True or not, gay or straight, Tyler Perry does have very good taste in men: BTC 🤡

Tim postponed his Adonis party till next Saturday, January 3rd, 2026. So Buffdaddy's is the only game in town tonight. Perhaps a few of the boys who flew into town to work for Tim will strut their stuff tonight at Filthy Friday 😀. BTC 🤡

Yes. You are correct. The OP's RentMasseur link didn't work for Bozo, and his MasseurFinder link is no longer valid. https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/37608/ BTC 🤡

Poof! His ads have disappeared. BTC 🤡

......only the foolish ones. BTC 🤡

You are posting this in the wrong place. This thread is strictly about Johnson's Tampa. Nothing else. Do you see any comments here about Johnson's Chicago? You should delete your comments and post them in the appropriate thread. BTC 🤡

You are correct about everything. Last year there was a thread on Matt's unsuccessful efforts to open up a Johnson's in the Berlin Club on W. Belmont. https://www.companyofmen.org/topic/150548-johnsons-upcoming-locations/ BTC 🤡

Spunk has mostly the same bearded, tattooed Latinos as Adonis. Just more of them. Lap dances at Spunk provide more privacy, though Bozo hasn't yet been to Adonis' new location at West 23rd street. BTC 🤡

Bozo has pre-paid and pre-arranged to be buried with his cell phone, laptop, and desktop. There will be no privacy/confidentiality issues in a post-Bozo world. BTC 🤡