What do I tell my dog?

[NYGuy]

My dog sleeps on, not in,  my bed at night. He is very attached to me. 

I am entertaining an escort from out of town for two nights so obviously someone in bed with me. I think I have two choices without looking crazy- lock the dog out of the room or we use the guest room. Suggestions? 

Would you at some point introduce him to my new naked friend? Or keep him away from any exposure. I am not expecting barking, will be pawing at the door,. I also don't think he will mind the guy in bed with me just that he wants to be close to me. All suggestions welcome.

[+ glutes]

I am biased, the dog comes before the hooker.

[MikeBiDude]

15 minutes ago, NYGuy said:

My dog sleeps on, not in,  my bed at night. He is very attached to me. 

I am entertaining an escort from out of town for two nights so obviously someone in bed with me. I think I have two choices without looking crazy- lock the dog out of the room or we use the guest room. Suggestions? 

Would you at some point introduce him to my new naked friend? Or keep him away from any exposure. I am not expecting barking, will be pawing at the door,. I also don't think he will mind the guy in bed with me just that he wants to be close to me. All suggestions welcome.

I would let the provider know ahead of time and get his take on the situation with the dog. I had an issue once with a provider who was VERY allergic to cats, left my house sneezing and itching.

[Nue2thegame]

I have a similar dog. No special allowances were made. It’s never been a problem for the dog, the guest or me. 

[samhexum]

7 minutes ago, MikeBiDude said:

I would let the provider know ahead of time and get his take on the situation with the dog. I had an issue once with a provider who was VERY allergic to cats, left my house sneezing and itching.

Uh-huh.  Sure... it was the cat that caused that reaction.  Blame it on the pussy and nobody on this site will question it, right?

[+ azdr0710]

Is this the first time with a third in the bed?  Has the dog had to compete for your affection before?  

[DunwoodyGuy]

Get a hotel room?

[LookingAround]

15 minutes ago, DunwoodyGuy said:

Get a hotel room?

And leave the dog alone?!  Never. 

[danteig]

Dog > 

[+ PhileasFogg]

I am sooooo glad I don’t have pets

[bimuscle]

I used to have a cat. And I would always ask an escort that was gonna stay the night that I was flying in if he was allergic to cats or dogs. Because if he was you know, unless he had medication that he felt good about go ahead in coming. I knew it wouldn’t work. 
 

As far as the dog,. Dogs rule in my house. I guess the unfortunate thing for me is I have two. So when I do have someone over, I close the bedroom door and the two of them go and get on the couch.

[BuffaloKyle]

First let the provider know you have a dog in case he's allergic. I wouldn't simply lock the dog out at bed time as he's used to sleeping in your bed and will be thrown for a loop then if you break routine. I'd try the guest room idea. Do it though a night before the escort arrives. Let the dog go lay down in your bed and then you go to sleep in the guest room and see if the dog is ok with being alone in your bed or see if he is gonna be coming to look for you. If he does then you know it's gonna be an issue when the provider arrives. You might have to get a pet sitter then to take the dog or watch the dog at your place and then you will have to get a hotel room instead for yourself and the provider.

[+ Jamie21]

I’ve seen a client who had large Labrador which was very close to the client (or the client was close to the Labrador?). It was a puppy and very playful. Every time I saw the client (at his place) the dog would start outside the bedroom with the door closed, and at first it would behave but after half hour or so it would start to cry, then scratch at the door. Then it would push at the door and come in (because the client left the door slightly open so he could call the dog to calm it down…which obviously didn’t work..). 

My sessions with the client were massage first on the table then sex on the bed. The dog would always come in during the massage, bounce around for a bit saying hello then settle down under the table. When the client moved to the bed the dog would watch us and walk around the bed waiting to be asked to jump up. He knew he wasn’t allowed on the bed but because the client was so indulging of him eventually the dog would jump up and join us. First time it happened I worried that when I fucked the client the dog might mistake the action for some kind of fight and protect him but fortunately it didn’t seem interested. He just lay there breathing heavily (the dog that is). Worst part was afterwards when the dog licked cum off my leg. 

I found it easier to just let the client have the dog with him rather than keep it outside because it calmed down both the client and the dog. It’s very difficult to relax a client and get him in the mood if he’s constantly calling out to a dog to calm down or having to go and check the dog isn’t destroying the place. Just try not to let it get a taste for cum. 

 

[56harrisond]

2 hours ago, Jamie21 said:

Worst part was afterwards when the dog licked cum off my leg. 

Just try not to let it get a taste for cum. 

The dog's owner liked the taste, the dog probably did too.

[Luv2play]

I once did a weekend engagement with a provider who came to my home from a distant city, He brought his dog as at the last moment his dog sitting arrangements had fallen through. He checked with me first and since I already had 2 dogs of my own what was a third. 

Anyway the first night he kept his very small dog( my two were large dogs and generally didn’t sleep in my room) in a crate as we had sex. Afterwards I allowed him to let the dog out and into bed with us since he was used to sleeping with him in bed. 
 

The only thing was that the dog got between the two of us which ruled out cuddling. But he was a friendly little critter and my two dogs didn’t object to him. 
 

I saw quite a bit of that provider during the pandemic after that first session and he became a regular although he never brought his dog again. The provider eventually left the business and the next time I was in his home town I gave him a large oil painting for his apartment in appreciation for all the services he had provided during the pandemic.

[Peter Eater]

Long term: Hire a dog trainer.

[DunwoodyGuy]

I give my dog a bully stick and she leaves us alone. 

[+ Charlie]

My dog normally sleeps on my bed with me, but he also has a bed of his own on the floor. If an escort were going to spend the night, I would just explain the situation to my dog, and I'm sure he would understand and discreetly spend the night in his own bed.

[pubic_assistance]

I had a dog years ago, when I was still single. He slept with me every night. Was very difficult to keep him out of the room while I had a hook-up here at my place. He cried and barked and scratched at the door until the guy left.

Was never into having hook-ups sleep over but I can say my dog wouldn't have allowed it anyway. 

Poor thing was always devastated after an hour or two of me giving someone else more attention than he was getting.

I should have rented a hotel room.

[+ SidewaysDM]

Having my own dog walking/training/boarding business for 25 years, I love this thread and the stories. I once tried to hook up with a guy, while I was staying at a clients house for several weeks! I was taking care of four Springer Spaniels, who loved and adored me! The dogs and I all slept together in a California King bed, in the owners suite. Well…much too my dismay, the dogs would not allow this stranger, my hookup, to even get on the bed. When we tried to take our session to the guest room and close the door, they all howled, barked and scratched so loudly, I feared the neighbors would call the police. So I ushered the guy out, and never heard from him again! Rightly so!  I NEVER attempted a hookup again in a clients house! 

[Whippoorwill]

Here's somebody, at least, who thinks a dog could benefit the tryst. Methinks he needs to rerun his experiments with an escort. 

"How dogs make teens feel less anxious - The beneficial relationship is much more than skin deep. The Economist December 20, 2025

"Dogs have been a part of human society for over 20,000 years. Whereas they first served people by supporting hunters, it did not take long before they became part of the home. Companion dogs may not help secure food, but for years evidence has mounted that they help diminish anxiety and improve sociality. Research led by Kikusui Takefumi at Azabu University in Japan, published recently in iScience, explains what might be going on. It reveals that the microbes found in the guts of dog owners are notably different from those who do not own dogs and that this is, at least partially, responsible for the behavioural differences.

"The brain does not exist in isolation. The microbes found elsewhere, particularly in the gut, produce chemical compounds that influence how the brain works. Those microbes are heavily affected by diet, but are also shaped by factors like stress, pollutants and exercise. Dr Kikusui knew from his own research that having a dog influenced the microbiota of the human gut, too. With this in mind, he wondered if microbe transfer from dogs might be helping confer psychological benefits on owners. Keen to find out, he set up an experiment with 343 participants in Tokyo.

"Dr Kikusui specifically worked with teenagers. His reason for this was because adolescence is a crucial period of brain development, when social interactions often have lasting mental effects; if microbes from dogs were reducing teen anxiety and increasing teen sociality, then this would yield long-term benefits. He and his colleagues therefore psychologically analysed 96 teens who were dog owners and 247 teens who were not. As expected, dog owners suffered from fewer social problems. More specifically, they showed reduced aggression, diminished delinquent behaviour and less social withdrawal.

"Dr Kikusui and his colleagues then collected saliva samples from the participants and noted that several variants of Streptococcus and Prevotella 7 bacteria were significantly more abundant in samples from dog owners. They further found that participants within whom these key microbe variants were rare also tended to have more delinquent behaviours. This finding suggested that microbes, added to the human gut by dogs, may be influencing the brains of their owners in healthy ways.

"The ideal next step for Dr Kikusui would have been to infuse dog microbes into the bodies of non-dog-owning teens. Since that is an ethically grey area he worked instead with mice. He cultured microbe samples from both groups of teens in the lab and fed them to 24 mice. After six weeks, he monitored them as they were put through a series of murine sociality tests, which included examinations of how long they spent sniffing unfamiliar mice and how close they would get to a distressed mouse that had previously been their cage-mate.

"Remarkably, mice carrying the microbes of teen dog owners spent up to 14 seconds sniffing unfamiliar mice whereas mice carrying the microbes of teens without dogs spent a paltry six seconds doing so. A similar result played out with the distressed mouse test—mice with the microbes of teen dog owners often spent more than 21 seconds checking on the distressed mouse while the other mice never spent more than three seconds doing so. Dr Kikusui admits that making direct comparisons between murine and human behaviour is not ideal, but his findings nonetheless indicate that the microbiotic changes brought about by dog ownership influence the brain. If the conclusions hold, it seems that the path to a healthier mind may begin not with introspection, but with a nuzzle and a few licks." 

 

 

 

Edited 13 hours ago by Whippoorwill

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

2 hours ago, Whippoorwill said:

Here's somebody, at least, who thinks a dog could benefit the tryst. Methinks he needs to rerun his experiments with an escort. 

"How dogs make teens feel less anxious - The beneficial relationship is much more than skin deep. The Economist December 20, 2025

"Dogs have been a part of human society for over 20,000 years. Whereas they first served people by supporting hunters, it did not take long before they became part of the home. Companion dogs may not help secure food, but for years evidence has mounted that they help diminish anxiety and improve sociality. Research led by Kikusui Takefumi at Azabu University in Japan, published recently in iScience, explains what might be going on. It reveals that the microbes found in the guts of dog owners are notably different from those who do not own dogs and that this is, at least partially, responsible for the behavioural differences.

"The brain does not exist in isolation. The microbes found elsewhere, particularly in the gut, produce chemical compounds that influence how the brain works. Those microbes are heavily affected by diet, but are also shaped by factors like stress, pollutants and exercise. Dr Kikusui knew from his own research that having a dog influenced the microbiota of the human gut, too. With this in mind, he wondered if microbe transfer from dogs might be helping confer psychological benefits on owners. Keen to find out, he set up an experiment with 343 participants in Tokyo.

"Dr Kikusui specifically worked with teenagers. His reason for this was because adolescence is a crucial period of brain development, when social interactions often have lasting mental effects; if microbes from dogs were reducing teen anxiety and increasing teen sociality, then this would yield long-term benefits. He and his colleagues therefore psychologically analysed 96 teens who were dog owners and 247 teens who were not. As expected, dog owners suffered from fewer social problems. More specifically, they showed reduced aggression, diminished delinquent behaviour and less social withdrawal.

"Dr Kikusui and his colleagues then collected saliva samples from the participants and noted that several variants of Streptococcus and Prevotella 7 bacteria were significantly more abundant in samples from dog owners. They further found that participants within whom these key microbe variants were rare also tended to have more delinquent behaviours. This finding suggested that microbes, added to the human gut by dogs, may be influencing the brains of their owners in healthy ways.

"The ideal next step for Dr Kikusui would have been to infuse dog microbes into the bodies of non-dog-owning teens. Since that is an ethically grey area he worked instead with mice. He cultured microbe samples from both groups of teens in the lab and fed them to 24 mice. After six weeks, he monitored them as they were put through a series of murine sociality tests, which included examinations of how long they spent sniffing unfamiliar mice and how close they would get to a distressed mouse that had previously been their cage-mate.

"Remarkably, mice carrying the microbes of teen dog owners spent up to 14 seconds sniffing unfamiliar mice whereas mice carrying the microbes of teens without dogs spent a paltry six seconds doing so. A similar result played out with the distressed mouse test—mice with the microbes of teen dog owners often spent more than 21 seconds checking on the distressed mouse while the other mice never spent more than three seconds doing so. Dr Kikusui admits that making direct comparisons between murine and human behaviour is not ideal, but his findings nonetheless indicate that the microbiotic changes brought about by dog ownership influence the brain. If the conclusions hold, it seems that the path to a healthier mind may begin not with introspection, but with a nuzzle and a few licks." 

 

 

 

I wonder, does Puppy Play yield similar health benefits as having a real dog?  I know I'm sure relieved of stress when I'm around these Pups! 🐶