Escorts Say the Darndest Things

[pubic_assistance]

52 minutes ago, marylander1940 said:

Considering some clients are over 300lbs

Probably the majority in the US.

[+ sniper]

"Are you into girls? You look like you could get girls" - TJ aka Scott Anthony when I first saw him after a Gaiety show(my first hire) in 1997/98. RIP

[marylander1940]

"Whether you're paying dinner or spending time at a bar, online, etc. you're already exchanging time  for sex. Why not just get to the point and call someone?"

I just posted it n the thread about the return of "high class agencies". 

[+ Jamie21]

On 4/20/2023 at 2:15 AM, DWnyc said:

“I don’t really date or hookup myself, as this job as kind of put me off all that stuff, maybe for life”

 

I can understand that. The job makes it difficult to hookup without thinking about the payment foregone. It also takes it out of you so that your desire for a hookup is diminished. And the random nature of the hours makes it difficult to schedule time for ‘normal’ social activities. 

[+ Tygerscent]

On 3/28/2022 at 5:22 PM, LostUpstate said:

Upon the provider (now since retired) opening the door to his apartment and seeing me for the first time, “Oh, a handsome one!” I was really complemented but wondered if he really meant it or said that to everyone. Although I sure did have a good time with him, probably the best experience I’ve had with an escort. 
 

 

I think my inner private response would’ve been: “ you’re sort of saying something about your other clients and I’m not really that comfortable with it”

[+ Tygerscent]

On 4/17/2023 at 5:30 PM, marylander1940 said:

English is not his first language 

We can assume he has a first language~ (I kid)

[+ Tygerscent]

I was working with another provider one time for a six hour session that started around 18:00~  We were seeing a client that we had seen before several times, and enjoyed the three of us as a trio. At the end of the session, the Client said to the other provider: “ you’re going to drive me to the poorhouse if we keep this up” To which the other provider said: “you obviously haven’t seen my car… Could you call for the Uber now?”

[DWnyc]

5 hours ago, Tygerscent said:

I was working with another provider one time for a six hour session that started around 18:00~  We were seeing a client that we had seen before several times, and enjoyed the three of us as a trio. At the end of the session, the Client said to the other provider: “ you’re going to drive me to the poorhouse if we keep this up” To which the other provider said: “you obviously haven’t seen my car… Could you call for the Uber now?”

To add to the list, a provider once said when I made a similar joke (back handed compliment) about how he was so good he was going to bankrupt me “baby, if you keep making jokes about my rates I’m going to start joking about your performance …” … ouch … 

[marylander1940]

On 3/28/2022 at 6:22 PM, LostUpstate said:

Upon the provider (now since retired) opening the door to his apartment and seeing me for the first time, “Oh, a handsome one!” I was really complemented but wondered if he really meant it or said that to everyone. Although I sure did have a good time with him, probably the best experience I’ve had with an escort. 
 

 

I've had some providers saying: "you're a nice surprise!". 

[Hen]

On 3/29/2022 at 8:12 AM, Beancounter said:

I once had an escort in Dallas tell me in the middle of passion that “we gay guys sure did like us straight guys”.  He then continued on saying his two boys sure were going to enjoy the $250 fee I was paying. Instant bone killer. 

I would have banged him so hard he'd be seeing stars if he said that to me. 

[marylander1940]

24 minutes ago, 411Reviews said:

He also has made it clear that he doesn’t view me as a sexual attraction

 

20 minutes ago, 56harrisond said:

How thoughtful of him lol

 

I just had to bump this thread! These 2 posts fit perfectly on here!

[marylander1940]

On 2/9/2024 at 11:16 AM, Hen said:

I would have banged him so hard he'd be seeing stars if he said that to me. 

Exactly make him work hard for the 💰!

[BonVivant]

On 2/9/2024 at 9:46 PM, Hen said:

I would have banged him so hard he'd be seeing stars if he said that to me. 

Exactly what I did to a married provider who kept his wedding ring on!

[SouthOfTheBorder]

On 6/9/2023 at 4:11 PM, DWnyc said:

“baby, if you keep making jokes about my rates I’m going to start joking about your performance …”

whenever a provider says “baby” - it’s an instant boner killer and there’s a 99% chance I would not hire that person again.  there is one exception to that and he’s a 6’4” Argentino 

[mike carey]

17 minutes ago, SouthOfTheBorder said:

whenever a provider says “baby” - it’s an instant boner killer and there’s a 99% chance I would not hire that person again.  there is one exception to that and he’s a 6’4” Argentino 

Sounds like an excellent reason to give him a pass!

[DWnyc]

4 hours ago, SouthOfTheBorder said:

whenever a provider says “baby” - it’s an instant boner killer and there’s a 99% chance I would not hire that person again.  there is one exception to that and he’s a 6’4” Argentino 

Babe
Love
Tiger
Stud

Many more on my list (after cheapskate etc) 

[wanderlust307]

4 hours ago, SouthOfTheBorder said:

whenever a provider says “baby” - it’s an instant boner killer and there’s a 99% chance I would not hire that person again.  there is one exception to that and he’s a 6’4” Argentino 

May I ask what is wrong with baby?

[marylander1940]

5 hours ago, wanderlust307 said:

May I ask what is wrong with baby?

Sounds fake, a made up compliment.

[wanderlust307]

5 minutes ago, marylander1940 said:

Sounds fake, a made up compliment.

Thank you.

So what? What's wrong with fake compliments? Rhetorical question, pls don't answer it. 

Incidentally, someone calls me "amore" 😅

[56harrisond]

8 minutes ago, wanderlust307 said:

Incidentally, someone calls me "amore" 

Guys only call me a Uber

[marylander1940]

On 12/9/2024 at 6:53 PM, dcguy20 said:

I saw a provider earlier in the year, and as I was getting ready to leave he said, "so, are you retired?" (I had just turned 60).  I left feeling completely deflated, and don't respond to his texts when he let's me know he's in town. I didn't hire anyone for several months after that. 

 

On 12/9/2024 at 6:55 PM, marylander1940 said:

A lot of guys retire way before 65... I know folks who did it in their late 40's. 

I don't think you should overreact. 

 

On 12/9/2024 at 6:57 PM, dcguy20 said:

It was just an odd thing to say. I might have taken it the wrong way, but I can't help how I felt at the time it was said. 

 

 

[+ glutes]

Client: "I see you have advertised for over a year, and you have no reviews."

Provider: "Oh, I have had my profile dormant for that time, I am just coming back now."

[Callas]

On 9/14/2020 at 4:57 PM, Autumnal said:

I was 64 when I hired a well reviewed young man. I explained that to him that it was my first time with a man and I was extremely nervous. He asked if I was married and I told him I was. About halfway through the hour he got up to relieve himself and when he came back he looked at me for a second and then asked very casually, "Does it bother you that you are cheating on your wife?". Things kind of went down hill after that!

I really want to ask a married provider that question, but have been keeping my mouth shut 🤐

[+ ApexNomad]

On 7/3/2024 at 3:46 AM, SouthOfTheBorder said:

whenever a provider says “baby” - it’s an instant boner killer and there’s a 99% chance I would not hire that person again.  there is one exception to that and he’s a 6’4” Argentino 

I’d normally agree about being called “baby.” The first time it happened, it caught me off guard. But the man who said it was a Latin stud (English was not his first language), and for him, it was clearly a term of endearment. He also called me cariño, lindo, tesoro, and amorcito, and would whisper other things in my ear that made me absolutely melt. With him, he could call me whatever he wanted, and I can’t tell you how much he made me smile.

[big-n-tall]

Over the years a number of providers (I have gotten to know very well) have said some of the sweetest things to me. Many times in a non-client/provider setting.

One of the newer guys I hired (I've met only twice... for an overnight and a weekend) said something that had taken me aback a bit. He is an incredibly kind, sweet, affectionate man. We were in talks to have another weekend late last year. Because of circumstances, I, sadly couldn't commit to a date and meet. I let him know we'd have to postpone to a later date this year. Not long after, he texted me out of the blue asking if I was ok. He also asked if I was upset at him for some reason. I said no and assured him he has been nothing but sweet and accommodating to me in every interaction we ever had. I guess because I couldn't solidify the date he assumed something was wrong and it was something he'd done. I let him know it was me and not him him. This is when he made the comment that I was one of the very few people who treated him like a human being since he started escorting. That broke my heart. He went on to say he didn't want to ever lose me as a client because of how well I treated him. I told him he didn't have to worry. As long as I am able to hire him I would. He gave me a response (which I won't repeat here) that definitely has endeared me to him. I'm eager to see him again.

In the past, I have heard horror stories about various things from providers. Specifically on how people who pay for their services, more often than not treat them as less than. So I wasn't surprised this provider was treated poorly by some, but it definitely always saddens me to hear. I never expected him to tell me he didn't want to lose me as a client the way he did.

Edited February 8 by big-n-tall