Having to decipher “size” in ads…

[LuckyLechon]

I’m new to hiring providers. I have been duped a couple times about size claims, naïveté on my part for sure. Any tips on getting an accurate telling of size?

I am bit particular but I would just like to get what I’m expecting and paying for than to be left disappointed. 

[seattlebottom]

Take the stated size and divide by 1.5, at least that's the formula I use.  And remember that girth is not the same thing as width.

[DMonDude]

I'm starting to notice personally, guys who have the size they say they do, take dick pics at all kinds of random angles and sometimes have items you can tell are big near it for scale. They look big almost regardless of how they're photographed.

Guys trying to make their dick look bigger than it is usually use the tried and true angles that make a dick look a little bigger and don't have other items nearby for scale.

Edited Friday at 05:27 AM by DMonDude

[+ SidewaysDM]

3 minutes ago, DMonDude said:

I'm starting to notice personally, guys who have the size they say they do, take dick picks at all kinds of random angles and sometimes have items you can tell are big near it for scale. They look big almost regardless of how they're photographed.

Guys trying to make their dick look bigger than it is usually use the tried and true angles that make a dick look a little bigger and don't have other items nearby for scale.

I’ve noticed that trend myself, where they put a water bottle or a can of soda next to their dick. It seems to work well and gives the client an easy, accurate measurement of his dick.

Btw: There is a provider in Texas, that I am friendly with, who on his RM account states, I’ve never measured it, but it’s big! Unlike some other providers who don’t measure up…..He doesn’t need to use the tried and true angles or random objects to prove that everything is bigger in Texas! That definitely applies to that provider’s dick! 🍆

[jeezifonly]

Once there is an established, formally recognized numerically accurate description for the size of the human penis, women will finally be able to run the world properly. 

[LuckyLechon]

6 hours ago, SidewaysDM said:

I’ve noticed that trend myself, where they put a water bottle or a can of soda next to their dick. It seems to work well and gives the client an easy, accurate measurement of his dick.

Btw: There is a provider in Texas, that I am friendly with, who on his RM account states, I’ve never measured it, but it’s big! Unlike some other providers who don’t measure up…..He doesn’t need to use the tried and true angles or random objects to prove that everything is bigger in Texas! That definitely applies to that provider’s dick! 🍆

Literally hired a dude for a massage who has dick pics. I just hired him cause he was so attractive and had a great vibe when we chatted. I was pleasantly surprised when I met him. But I would say this is the exception, not the rule.

[+ azdr0710]

just remember there are 7.5 oz. cans of soda now in addition to the standard 12 oz. cans

[Nue2thegame]

The only reliable way is to measure it yourself. Some members here apparently have their rectums calibrated to measure length and girth. 

Edited Friday at 06:17 PM by Nue2thegame

[Dolman]

19 hours ago, LuckyLechon said:

Any tips on getting an accurate telling of size?

• Always check out a provider's videos. Videos are less easily edited/distorted/misleading than still photos. Although that may change soon with everything AI.
• Read through a provider's reviews (here on the Deli, and to a lesser degree on RM) for mentions/descriptions of size written by trusted contributors. Most reviewers are easily impressed and prone to superlatives, but some have a more discerning taste for size.

[pubic_assistance]

20 hours ago, LuckyLechon said:

Any tips on getting an accurate telling of size?

Always assume its smaller by 25%

I dont think ive ever seen a provider advertising with less than 8 inches (supposedly) yet MOST men are UNDER 8 inches.

[+ purplekow]

For me, it is a matter of more than a mouthful or less than a mouthful.  So I judge by that.  If it hits that sweet Goldilocks spot that is just right, then we have a winner.  

[DMICS]

20 hours ago, LuckyLechon said:

I’m new to hiring providers. I have been duped a couple times about size claims, naïveté on my part for sure. Any tips on getting an accurate telling of size?

I am bit particular but I would just like to get what I’m expecting and paying for than to be left disappointed. 

 

I generally assume most are lying. That also goes for casual hookups.

 

Like @DMonDude said, the ones who are actually well-endowed are not shy to show it off with various good quality pics and in some cases doing comparisons with items. 

[LuckyLechon]

3 hours ago, Dolman said:

• Always check out a provider's videos. Videos are less easily edited/distorted/misleading than still photos. Although that may change soon with everything AI.
• Read through a provider's reviews (here on the Deli, and to a lesser degree on RM) for mentions/descriptions of size written by trusted contributors. Most reviewers are easily impressed and prone to superlatives, but some have a more discerning taste for size.

Ok actually to this point. I have a hard time trusting some reviewers because a lot do seem to”easily impressed” as you say. Some people who have given accolades to providers that I’ve gone to sample ended up being really disappointing lol 

[DMICS]

3 hours ago, Dolman said:

• Always check out a provider's videos. Videos are less easily edited/distorted/misleading than still photos. Although that may change soon with everything AI.

Soon? it's been happening already the past year especially.  While not necessarily with providers, you see it online a lot with popular OF stars using that to enhance down there. It's getting way too scary. 

[BigK]

Luckily, for me as a top, I really don’t care about size.

[+ MakeMeCowboy]

As a simple rule, I subtract an inch which does a decent job of realigning expectations.

[+ purplekow]

Another measure is.  Small.(3-5)  Medium (5-6). . Large  (6-8)  X-Large  (8-10) and of course. Way too large. (more than 10) 

 Ads rarely mention size if it is small or even medium.  So lower what the ad promises by one size and you pretty much have an approximation of what you are going to get. 

Of course, magicians can to the trick with any size wand.  

[NJF]

2 hours ago, MakeMeCowboy said:

As a simple rule, I subtract an inch which does a decent job of realigning expectations.

To get closer to the truth, you may need to subtract two inches 😂.

[LuckyLechon]

14 hours ago, BigK said:

Luckily, for me as a top, I really don’t care about size.

lol I’m vers, I still like a handle when I’m topping. 

[+ KensingtonHomo]

I don't want to excuse anyone for being misleading, but our obsession with large penises is not great. The average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches. So being 7" puts you above average. In my experience, someone who is a great lover with 7" is worth two of someone with 10" who can't use it properly. 🤭

[pubic_assistance]

1 hour ago, KensingtonHomo said:

I don't want to excuse anyone for being misleading, but our obsession with large penises is not great. The average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches. So being 7" puts you above average. In my experience, someone who is a great lover with 7" is worth two of someone with 10" who can't use it properly. 🤭

Bravo.

I completely agree.  

[Nightowl]

Just carry a tape measure with you.  If he doesn’t measure up demand a discount.

[NJF]

23 minutes ago, Nightowl said:

Just carry a tape measure with you.  If he doesn’t measure up demand a discount.

What happens if the tape measure is made in some third world countries and inaccurate? Go to arbitration?

Edited Saturday at 10:18 PM by NJF

[nycl4escort]

The thing that I always find amusing is when providers talk about girth with some I've seen stating they have 12" girth, lol. 

I assume the following:

Age - If listed as: 20-25 add 5 yr, 25-30 add 10yr, 30-35 add 5-10yr, 35-45 add 10yr

Weight - Add 10-20

Penis Length - Subtract 1.5 inches

Penis girth - Subtract 3 inches

[Nightowl]

1 hour ago, NJF said:

What happens if the tape measure is made in some third world countries and inaccurate? Go to arbitration?

I’m not sure country of origin has any relevance but if one is concerned they can carry three tape measures, all made in different countries, measure three times, and take the average.  If the provider comes up short, arbitration would certainly be an option as would presenting the case to Judge Judy.