EastVillageTwunk - NYC

[Callas]

“Not there” means I consider seeing him when it is “there” 😉

Male body is art, and art is subjective. 
 

can’t wait to read a positive experience with him

[Asterisk]

18 hours ago, Callas said:

Not worth the $500 imo:

Chest is not there 

 

For the forum's consideration of said pecs and arms.

(Though like @NYXboy, I find some members' need to share their preferences timewasting.  Why I need to know that member X doesn't care about cock size, or that member(s) Y rant ad nauseam about the under 50s and their tattoos, I don't know.  Bring me my smelling salts.)

((And I agree, $500 seems high.))

Edited Monday at 09:56 PM by Asterisk

[NYXboy]

9 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Are you saying that we are only allowed to give hosannas to escorts and masseurs? Criticism is verboten? Either praise the provider or keep quiet?
🤡
 

If you have a bad experience - by all means: SHARE. 

But if fellow board member posts about a provider because they are interested in them, and you decide to list all the reasons why you wouldn't like them: THIS IS RUDE. 

What is NOT rude, is to call that out. 

[NYXboy]

9 hours ago, pubic_assistance said:

Thanks Miss Manners.

Some of us are INTERESTED IN OPINIONS about providers.

If you think it's rude to discuss someone's looks you're on the wrong website. 

Name calling - such typical and pathetic behavior.

I look forward to shitting all over the provider you are excited to meet and ask about. 

Edited yesterday at 05:01 AM by NYXboy

[mike carey]

The deep sense of civility here takes my breath away. But back to the topic of the thread.

[MscleLovr]

Has anyone actually seen him for a date? If so, please report back.

[Chancealot]

14 hours ago, NYXboy said:

Do you have your reading glasses on? What part of "Chest is not there arms are not therethe eyebrows are too sharp facial skin doesn’t look smooth" is not putting down the providers body?  How is the hyperbole? Or is it just fat people we are not allowed to body shame.

If someone is not to your taste, move on. Some people on these boards are so rude in a way you wouldn't DARE do in real life. Its sad. 

My reading glasses ?  Funny how you complain about a posters post as “shaming” then you (attempt) to do the same 

No worries no offense taken 

 

[Chancealot]

6 hours ago, NYXboy said:

If you have a bad experience - by all means: SHARE. 

But if fellow board member posts about a provider because they are interested in them, and you decide to list all the reasons why you wouldn't like them: THIS IS RUDE. 

What is NOT rude, is to call that out. 

Your silly use of CAPS to (attempt to) make your less than point is duly noted lol 

 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

13 hours ago, NYXboy said:

If you have a bad experience - by all means: SHARE. 

But if fellow board member posts about a provider because they are interested in them, and you decide to list all the reasons why you wouldn't like them: THIS IS RUDE. 

What is NOT rude, is to call that out. 

When Bozo goes shopping for a used car, he doesn't bring his friend who will only tell him what a wonderful vehicle it is. He brings the friend who will point out the nicks, scratches, and dents that were not obvious at first glance. 
If you don't want fellow members to share their opinions, then skip the post or use your IGNORE button. But please stop playing hall monitor.  Stop confusing honesty with rudeness.

Circling back to the topic, Bozo thinks EastVillageTwunk has a lean, sexy, muscular body. Nevertheless Bozo very much appreciates reading what @Callas and others have to say.

BTC
🤡

 

Edited yesterday at 06:41 PM by BOZO T CLOWN

[cany10011]

I’ve been chatting with this guy and OK with his requested rate. Everytime I’m free, he’s not and never provides an alternate backup. I guess he is in demand or does not really want to meet. 

[pubic_assistance]

2 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

When Bozo goes shopping for a used car, he doesn't bring his friend who will only tell him what a wonderful vehicle it is. He brings the friend who will point out the nicks, scratches, and dents that were not obvious at first glance. 
If you don't want fellow members to share their opinions, then skip the post or use your IGNORE button. But please stop playing hall monitor.  Stop confusing rudeness with honesty.

Absolutely agree. 

[+ bkwiseass]

On 8/5/2025 at 6:22 PM, BSR said:

I admit my eyes widened when I read $500/hour until I considered the difference in cost of living.  Just googled it, the average rent for a 700sf 1-bed in Las Vegas is $1100-1350 whereas a comparable apartment in Manhattan would rent for $4500-5300.  This working guy’s got bills to pay just like everybody else.

From what I can gather on this forum, $400/hr is getting to be the norm in Manhattan, which makes $500 a bit high but far from crazy.

But hey, don’t listen to me.  I’m such a cheap bastard that the next time I visit NYC, my big splurge is gonna be Grey’s Papaya hot dogs.

um, okay, and apologies in advance for the real estate porn. i live across the street from prospect park in brooklyn (the center of the known universe, imho) and pay $1600 for a one bedroom with southern and western exposure on the top floor.

and (only for the purpose of added granularity to this wide-ranging and granular conversation) i believe this handsome dude is asking $500 for anal, and $400 for the rest. since hot dogs are your thing.

[Tom C. Sinclair]

20 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Are you saying that we are only allowed to give hosannas to escorts and masseurs? Criticism is verboten? Either praise the provider or keep quiet?

Depends. Duck duck! 

[pubic_assistance]

31 minutes ago, bkwiseass said:

um, okay, and apologies in advance for the real estate porn. i live across the street from prospect park in brooklyn (the center of the known universe, imho) and pay $1600 for a one bedroom with southern and western exposure on the top floor.

If you lived in a cardboard box on the roof of your cousin's Park Avenue building,  paying $10per month ...  it still wouldn't change the fact that the MEDIAN rent in NYC is now $4700 a month . 

$400 is the new $300. Anyone with even a minor understanding of economics knows that the dollar collpased and that your $400 in 2025 is has the same buying power as did $300 in 2018.

[d.anders]

9 hours ago, mike carey said:

The deep sense of civility here takes my breath away.

There is another heat wave outside. Makes one cranky.

[+ Gar1eth]

It depends on how it's worded whether I mind specific criticisms of a provider or not. Some ways are definitely more respectful to the opinions of our fellow forum members. I've often been grateful for people pointing out heavy editing as I usually can't tell. 
 

I'm having a bit of trouble (ok a lot of trouble) in this case regarding the poster who apparently was underwhelmed by this provider's arms and chest. I don't agree with him at all. But as a beloved member of this forum recently wrote de gustibus non disputandum est. 

So other than to aver that my opinion is diametrically opposed to those statements, there's not much else to say.  

(I guess here is where I must blushingly admit that the aforementioned beloved forum member is yours truly. )

Edited yesterday at 06:19 PM by Gar1eth

[Tom C. Sinclair]

10 hours ago, mike carey said:

The deep sense of civility here takes my breath away. But back to the topic of the thread.

Isn’t that in the rules we agree to? Duck duck! 

[mike carey]

1 minute ago, Tom C. Sinclair said:

Isn’t that in the rules we agree to? Duck duck! 

You could well be right!

[Tom C. Sinclair]

I wonder if EastVillageTwunk would be amused that discussion and his attributes led to wielding Latin expressions as weapons. 

[+ ApexNomad]

8 minutes ago, Tom C. Sinclair said:

I wonder if EastVillageTwunk would be amused that discussion and his attributes led to wielding Latin expressions as weapons. 

I bet he’d also be amused there’s a duck on the loose.

[Asterisk]

7 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

...Use your IGNORE button.

For those interested, 

https://www.companyofmen.org/ignore

and add their @handle.  Easy peasy.

;)

[Cooper]

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[steve10025]

On 8/5/2025 at 6:22 PM, BSR said:

I admit my eyes widened when I read $500/hour until I considered the difference in cost of living.  Just googled it, the average rent for a 700sf 1-bed in Las Vegas is $1100-1350 whereas a comparable apartment in Manhattan would rent for $4500-5300.  This working guy’s got bills to pay just like everybody else.

From what I can gather on this forum, $400/hr is getting to be the norm in Manhattan, which makes $500 a bit high but far from crazy.

But hey, don’t listen to me.  I’m such a cheap bastard that the next time I visit NYC, my big splurge is gonna be Grey’s Papaya hot dogs.

Grey's Papaya hot dogs ... wonderful choice!

[Walt]

16 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

When Bozo goes shopping for a used car, he doesn't bring his friend who will only tell him what a wonderful vehicle it is. He brings the friend who will point out the nicks, scratches, and dents that were not obvious at first glance. 

There is a HUGE difference between discussing actual flaws and performance/personality issues that come from actually meeting -- and comments that are simply based on personally not liking a provider's looks or aesthetic qualities.  

If you don't like the way someone looks (and particularly before you make a comment that as phrased implies your aesthetic judgement is the only possible correct aesthetic judgement) realize someone else might actually like that quality.