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53 minutes ago, keroscenefire said:

Mostly regulars so mostly good experiences. But some guys are really flaky. I had my eye on a guy from LA with great reviews on here. He finally made a visit to Denver apparently to visit Casa Bonita. We made specific plans to meet after his visit but apparently he got drunk and bloated and cancelled on me last minute. Casa Bonita was the red flag. No one leaves there feeling well.  HahaExcited Eric Cartman GIF by South Park

Oh lord. Was he the proposed bottom of the meeting? 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Venite said:

Oh lord. Was he the proposed bottom of the meeting? 

Allegedly vers. I was actually fine just bottoming. But yeah he just didn't feel well. He said the altitude and alcohol got to him. Unfortunately he was only in Denver one day and didn't want to meet in the morning either. We even had planned a longer session but yeah I guess those margaritas and tacos got to him. haha

Posted
5 hours ago, Thelatin said:

This was sarcasm of course.  I’ve moved on, it was honestly one of the worst experiences of my life.

Happy to hear and sorry that I did not pick up on the sarcasm.

Posted (edited)

I think anytime we emerge unscathed (not counting the money) we are lucky, lucky, lucky.

I tired a guy extremely well reviewed for massage.

he was a few inches shorter than his advertised height. Massage was just so so

table was lumpy, room was cold

body insane hot but extras came off as mechanical

i left but never came 

 

 

 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

🎉 At least one of you got your cardio in!  Sounds like you worked him hard

ha! 

I was the one tired out after that massage...I needed a massage! 

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The worst experience I had in 2024 was an overnight with a newbie. He had the right equipment and I thought we would be compatible. Also he had mostly good reviews.  
 

He was from the west coast and in town for half week. We enjoyed a pleasant dinner then repaired to his hotel room. He had no trouble getting hard but I quickly discovered he was a germophobe. 
 

Constantly asking me to wash my hands or take more mouthwash after sucking him. And he was very touchy especially with his dick but also on his body if I rubbed up against him. 
 

Being a touchy feelie person I ended up very frustrated. 😣 

Posted
5 hours ago, Archangel said:

Kidney stones. 

It doesn't get much worse than that. Been there. The only time Skye Woods came to Vegas, and he's my dream hire. I get kidney stones, lose out on seeing him (or Aden Taylor - it really was a fantasy choice of choices, but Skye's donation was better), and miss out on a $300 perfect attendance bonus at my job on the last day of eligibility after 5 years (well, 4 years and 364 days) of never calling off!

Posted (edited)

My worst was this year, a masseur whose pictures were years younger and many pounds lighter, but he gave a decent massage... so it wasn't the end of the world.

But when I found someone on this board saying something similar (he had a different rentmen name, hence I missed the information in my original research), I merely agreed... and then the real fun began. Every day, craazzy e-mails from him and other "fans" of his (who only comment about him on the board, interestingly), ranging from pleading with me to take it down, to calling me all kinds of awful names, to trying to elicit sympathy, and then threatening me.... And one time, I was on the site, which he evidently could see, so he started messaging me one note after another so that I could see the nasty title of each as the site notified me of these e-mails arrivals in real time.

Thankfully, I think the good people who run this site may have caught on to him because it appears a lot of his stuff was taken down....

Just glad this was confined to online! Had I not missed his escort name being different, I would've known to avoid him altogether from the start.

Moral of story: Definitely pays to do thorough research.

Edited by jeffla
Posted

Didn't meet with any provider one on one... it's hard out here. One provider ghosted me three times after promising he would "make it up to me" which was a huge waste of time since I set aside a decent amount of time to get ready and look all nice for him. Another provider was way to shady and felt like it was a scam so I never followed up. On the other end, I went to two bodybuilding competitions and it was a whole lot of fun! No touching though... at least while anyone's looking 😏. Extremely dry where I live. Was thinking about making arrangements with a hot doctor/nurse for some type of physical contact. Things are getting dire as time moves on which is depressing.

I did visit a few gay bars and told some of the men I would give them a nice tip if they would do such and such. I was told I shouldn't be hiring or paying anyone for such and told me I'm too cute to be doing that when I can pick up guys without that.     

Last year, I had a terrible experience when I let my hormones control me and hooked up with a guy that was very disgusting. After I saw his place, I realized how gross he was. He even told me he was puking a couple a days before and I was tonging him down for a good 20-30 minutes with another client while we shared deep throating his cock. I ran to get tested and prayed I didn't catch anything. Fastest lesson I ever learned not to jump for the good looking ones without knowing a bit more about them.  

Posted
On 12/31/2024 at 10:20 PM, dcguy20 said:

No worst appointments this year. A couple of mediocre ones, and two cancelations after having confirmed.  One of my long-term providers left DC. 

One of my favorite masseurs left DC this year too. I’m truly sad about it. 

Posted
1 hour ago, aiseeya said:

Was stalked.....no harm me safe just surprised and (frankly) hilarious lol

A provider stalked you? 
 

could you give more details? That’s why i don’t like doing outcalls with 1st time guys

Posted
On 1/7/2025 at 6:35 PM, jeffla said:

My worst was this year, a masseur whose pictures were years younger and many pounds lighter, but he gave a decent massage... so it wasn't the end of the world.

But when I found someone on this board saying something similar (he had a different rentmen name, hence I missed the information in my original research), I merely agreed... and then the real fun began. Every day, craazzy e-mails from him and other "fans" of his (who only comment about him on the board, interestingly), ranging from pleading with me to take it down, to calling me all kinds of awful names, to trying to elicit sympathy, and then threatening me.... And one time, I was on the site, which he evidently could see, so he started messaging me one note after another so that I could see the nasty title of each as the site notified me of these e-mails arrivals in real time.

Thankfully, I think the good people who run this site may have caught on to him because it appears a lot of his stuff was taken down....

Just glad this was confined to online! Had I not missed his escort name being different, I would've known to avoid him altogether from the start.

Moral of story: Definitely pays to do thorough research.

I posted mine on the "worst massage" thread.  It was awful in every way.   As you mentioned, it pays to do thorough research.  I took a chance and paid the price.

I tend to avoid identifying the profile of disappointing outcomes unless someone cares enough to DM me, and then respond carefully.   

Posted

As a provider going to another provider, for a erotic massage. I didn't tell him what I do for living. Only for him to message me after the massage saying that I was out to steal his clients. And then proceeded to report my profiles to scottsdale cybercrimes unit. So that was unhinged, I was like well you jest penetrated me on the table and now you want to report me because I do what you do. 

From a provider to a client the worst experience in 2024 was that a man came to me to get 2 pool ball 🎱  that where stuck in him for 3 day out of his is rectum. I'm massaged one out from his abdomen.  The whent in and grabbed the other only for him to deficate 3 day worth of wast all over my table.  he dint tip 😏. And he left the balls with me.   

Posted
2 hours ago, Brocklmt said:

As a provider going to another provider, for a erotic massage. I didn't tell him what I do for living. Only for him to message me after the massage saying that I was out to steal his clients. And then proceeded to report my profiles to scottsdale cybercrimes unit. So that was unhinged, I was like well you jest penetrated me on the table and now you want to report me because I do what you do. 

From a provider to a client the worst experience in 2024 was that a man came to me to get 2 pool ball 🎱  that where stuck in him for 3 day out of his is rectum. I'm massaged one out from his abdomen.  The whent in and grabbed the other only for him to deficate 3 day worth of wast all over my table.  he dint tip 😏. And he left the balls with me.   

jurassic park deal with it GIF

Posted
2 hours ago, Brocklmt said:

From a provider to a client the worst experience in 2024 was that a man came to me to get 2 pool ball 🎱  that where stuck in him for 3 day out of his is rectum. I'm massaged one out from his abdomen.  The whent in and grabbed the other only for him to deficate 3 day worth of wast all over my table.  he dint tip 😏. And he left the balls with me.   

I feel like this is a hospital situation, not a massage situation. 😷

Posted (edited)

Honestly had a better time with selecting quality people on the site last year. There was one provider I booked with and he gave me the rate of $200/hr then once I parked he stated that $200 was for 30 mins and that if I wanted a full hour it would be $350. Pulled out of the parking lot and left. Very odd. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Brocklmt said:

From a provider to a client the worst experience in 2024 was that a man came to me to get 2 pool ball 🎱  that where stuck in him for 3 day out of his is rectum. I'm massaged one out from his abdomen.  The whent in and grabbed the other only for him to deficate 3 day worth of wast all over my table.  he dint tip 😏. And he left the balls with me.   

Ah, the ol' Color Of Money trick-shot, eh?

I thought that one died out in the '80s, but it's good to see it still being played.

Posted
8 hours ago, Brocklmt said:

From a provider to a client the worst experience in 2024 was that a man came to me to get 2 pool ball 🎱  that where stuck in him for 3 day out of his is rectum. I'm massaged one out from his abdomen.  The whent in and grabbed the other only for him to deficate 3 day worth of wast all over my table.  he dint tip 😏. And he left the balls with me.   

Should have charged him 1/2 the ER rate! That’d easily be a 10k+ visit.  ER doc, x-rays, specialists etc. 

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