Uncharted territory

[jlgdrd]

Do any of you guys stimulate your ass while jerking off?

[jeezifonly]

At least half of us. 

[liubit]

Count me in for that practice, @jlgdrd  When jerking off, I play with my dick, pinch my nipples, and finger myself deep. I wish I had more hands to do all that simultaneously 🤣

Edited May 31 by liubit

[Whippoorwill]

Count me in with liubit, and add a dildo. 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

17 hours ago, liubit said:

Count me in for that practice, @jlgdrd  When jerking off, I play with my dick, pinch my nipples, and finger myself deep. I wish I had more hands to do all that simultaneously 🤣

You can always purchase an octopus and train it to assist in your self-arousal.

BTC
🤡

[marylander1940]

17 hours ago, liubit said:

Count me in for that practice, @jlgdrd  When jerking off, I play with my dick, pinch my nipples, and finger myself deep. I wish I had more hands to do all that simultaneously 🤣

 

7 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

You can always purchase an octopus and train it to assist in your self-arousal.

BTC
🤡

[Nightowl]

Yep.  Prostate massager, butt plug, finger(s)…all enhance the experience.

[+ Just Chuck]

On 5/30/2026 at 5:15 PM, jlgdrd said:

Do any of you guys stimulate your ass while jerking off?

@jlgdrd Since you titled this “uncharted territory” I’m guessing that anal stimulation might be new to you:  

• Explore at your own pace.  
• Go slowly and relax into receiving anything anally.  
• Use lots of lube.  
• DON’T PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR BUTT THAT DOESN’T HAVE A FLARED BASE! (Or have a story ready to tell the ER staff.).

The forum members here can share a lot of experience in this topic.  Ask anything.

[marylander1940]

26 minutes ago, Just Chuck said:

@jlgdrd Since you titled this “uncharted territory” I’m guessing that anal stimulation might be new to you:  

• Explore at your own pace.  
• Go slowly and relax into receiving anything anally.  
• Use lots of lube.  
• DON’T PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR BUTT THAT DOESN’T HAVE A FLARED BASE! (Or have a story ready to tell the ER staff.).

The forum members here can share a lot of experience in this topic.  Ask anything.

It's a common occurrence n the ER when someone accidentally falls on a cucumber and it enters his butt.... 

[+ Just Chuck]

54 minutes ago, marylander1940 said:

It's a common occurrence n the ER when someone accidentally falls on a cucumber and it enters his butt.... 

During the two years I worked in the ER, I only saw one “foreign object in rectum” case. He said, “I passed out at a party and woke up with a buzzing vibration sensation.”

[+ glutes]

There is a trauma center in Northern California that has a Rectal Hall of Fame. It is in the nurses lunge.

[+ Jamie21]

Something is usually in it yes! 

[BigDMike]

7 hours ago, Just Chuck said:

During the two years I worked in the ER, I only saw one “foreign object in rectum” case. He said, “I passed out at a party and woke up with a buzzing vibration sensation.”

I'd like to be awake at that party!🥳

[+ glutes]

One gentleman went to the ER complaining of  a "object" in his rectum. When the doctor inserted a anoscope, he didn't need to turn on the light, there was light coming out the patients ass!

Flashlight successfully removed...

 

Edited June 2 by glutes

[soloyo215]

On 5/30/2026 at 7:15 PM, jlgdrd said:

Do any of you guys stimulate your ass while jerking off?

Not a regular practice, but I have. Never used toys or any foreign (inanimate) objects, though.

 

23 minutes ago, glutes said:

One gentleman went to the ER complaining of  a "object" in his rectum. When the doctor inserted a anoscope, he didn't need to turn on the light, there was light coming out the patients ass!

Flashlight successfully removed...

 

I had a friend who was an operation room technician, and he had a few stories of people needing surgery to remove things from their rectum, from plantains to frozen sausages, to tubes, all kinds of objects. One of them was a nun. That seems to be more common that we want to admit.

[+ Jamie21]

6 hours ago, soloyo215 said:

Not a regular practice, but I have. Never used toys or any foreign (inanimate) objects, though.

 

I had a friend who was an operation room technician, and he had a few stories of people needing surgery to remove things from their rectum, from plantains to frozen sausages, to tubes, all kinds of objects. One of them was a nun. That seems to be more common that we want to admit.

How did a nun get inserted up there? Perhaps it was a habit he got too fond of? 

[soloyo215]

3 hours ago, Jamie21 said:

How did a nun get inserted up there? Perhaps it was a habit he got too fond of? 

That was the exact same question we all asked when he said that. He didn't know, she didn't say, and since she was a nun, the staff had extra discretion about it (except for my friend who told our entire group of friends).

[wsc]

2 hours ago, soloyo215 said:

How did a nun get inserted up there? Perhaps it was a habit he got too fond of?

That was the exact same question we all asked when he said that. He didn't know, she didn't say, and since she was a nun, the staff had extra discretion about it (except for my friend who told our entire group of friends).

Maybe the Church could declare it an Immaculate Insertion and create a holy day as a remembrance.

[+ SirBillybob]

6 hours ago, Jamie21 said:

How did a nun get inserted up there? Perhaps it was a habit he got too fond of? 

When bent over perpetually indulgently, always watch for flying objects that mistake you for the Guajataca Tunnel.

Edited June 2 by SirBillybob

[Wings246]

On 6/2/2026 at 2:01 AM, Jamie21 said:

How did a nun get inserted up there? Perhaps it was a habit he got too fond of? 

Maybe it's a rosary.  The cross and the beads can provide plenty of stimulations.  Holy Jesus and Mary indeed!

[+ Just Chuck]