Shit Happens

[jtwalker]

Douche and clean, but it still happens sometimes.  It's embarrassing as hell when you're the bottom.  It's only happened to me a couple of times and the escort has acted like it was no big deal, which I appreciated.  However, I'm just curious... How often does shit happen?  1 out of 100?  1 out of 10?  How do you deal with this?

[Jamie21]

It happens quite often. I’m hung, which seems to cause messiness sometimes. It’s cool, just stop, clean off and then carry on. I won’t rim after an accident down there though. 

When I film porn with guys who bottom regularly sometimes there’s an accident just the same as when I see clients who might be inexperienced bottoms so there’s no need to be embarrassed about it. 

I remember I saw a client one time at his hotel. We’d massaged etc and he wanted to fuck me (all this had been agreed previously so I was ready). I don’t usually bottom but if it’s arranged beforehand and agreed as part of the massage it’s all good. At this point in the story I’ll warn you to not be eating as you read my post, whether that’s eating food or ass….Oh and I’ll add at this point too that I was wearing a new pair or white adidas socks which I was really attached to. The socks are important. 

Anyway… the client (I’d seen him before)  wanted to try various positions in this session on the bed which was all fine. I think he wanted to re-enact scenes he’d seen in porn. I’m flexible and did my bit getting into some quite impractical positions but hey, it’s a job….

Then he wanted to do me doggy as I leant over the end of the bed. As I’m  bent over looking at the headboard he’s pumping away behind me when all of a sudden I feel a bit different and uncomfortable. He senses this and stops thrusting, then he pulls out quickly (not a good idea). Instantly there’s a cascade of dirty water from my ass all over the carpet, and my socks which bore the brunt of it. The client has jumped back and is now panicking about the mess. I’m standing in a brown mess, my socks ruined, the carpet, previously a nice cream colour is now muddy brown, and I sense that the session is probably now over….and so are my socks. 

I tell my client to go and get some towels from the bathroom and as he’s in there I’m peeling off my socks and have grabbed a towel off the massage table to wipe my bum. Anyway, we clean up as best we can and fortunately most of the stain comes out of the carpet. The client is staying in that room overnight so he’s anxious it’s all cleaned up ok. 

Fortunately after we’ve tidied up he can now see the funny side and we spend a while chatting on the bed, both naked but somehow the horn has gone. I didn’t like to check with him whether he’d cum or not but he seemed satisfied and paid etc. I dumped my socks and the brown stained towels in the bin as I left the hotel.

I think the douche (which was done at least 4 hours earlier, and which had been clear) had probably resulted in some water getting trapped in my passage and it was disturbed by the regular changes of position. I’d used a shower attachment to douche and had probably used too high pressure (you learn…). It’s usually best if you’re anxious about making a mess to avoid too many different positions and avoid keep pulling out. Once it’s in, keep it in, if possible, and if there’s a risk of mess don’t wear new socks. 

[corndog]

4 hours ago, Jamie21 said:

Fortunately after we’ve tidied up he can now see the funny side and we spend a while chatting on the bed, both naked but somehow the horn has gone.

Unfortunately, this is usually the case. Even when both people take the situation in stride, it is, in my experience, nearly impossible to get back "in the moment." I think the best thing to do is to behave with dignity, minimize the inevitable embarrassment and realize that it happens to just about everyone from time to time, regardless of preparation.

Conversely, the opposite can occur... sometimes you end up bottoming unexpectedly in spite of your better judgment, and everything is fine.

[+ DynamicUno]

Even the most properly prepared pucker will periodically produce a profoundly unpropitious production, particularly when probed with a profound protuberance.

[Jamie21]

1 hour ago, DynamicUno said:

Even the most properly prepared pucker will periodically produce a profoundly unpropitious production, particularly when probed with a profound protuberance.

Perfectly put….. poo appears post poking perhaps pertaining to prominent penises. 

[jtwalker]

6 hours ago, Jamie21 said:

Perfectly put….. poo appears post poking perhaps pertaining to prominent penises. 

It is good to know I’m not alone in this.  

Thank you all!

[italianboyph]

Imodium is your best friend it helps a lot, just to be safe.

[+ 7829V]

I've bottomed less than 8 times in my life. And since I don't know how to prepare to bottom, I'm always worried about that. But I guess I've been lucky or it's my diet, but I've never had an accident. And I don't do anything special. Even after having dinner and fucking before and after dinner and the next morning...  I guess beginner's luck? But I'd like to learn how to douche, but reading @Jamie21 experience I dont' know if that's the best idea now... 😰

[+ KensingtonHomo]

On 6/24/2022 at 11:34 AM, 7829V said:

I've bottomed less than 8 times in my life. And since I don't know how to prepare to bottom, I'm always worried about that. But I guess I've been lucky or it's my diet, but I've never had an accident. And I don't do anything special. Even after having dinner and fucking before and after dinner and the next morning...  I guess beginner's luck? But I'd like to learn how to douche, but reading @Jamie21 experience I dont' know if that's the best idea now... 😰

I've been bottoming for three decades and douching a lot of that time and that's never happened to me. But I imagine it's possible if you douche too high (above the rectum) or too soon to the act. 

[+ 7829V]

2 minutes ago, KensingtonHomo said:

I've been bottoming for three decades and douching a lot of that time and that's never happened to me. But I imagine it's possible if you douche too high (above the rectum) or too soon to the act. 

Have you ever had an accident when you don’t douche?  

[+ KensingtonHomo]

34 minutes ago, 7829V said:

Have you ever had an accident when you don’t douche?  

Once when I was like 19 or 20 and was with someone who was VERY hung. But I'm also very "in touch" with my GI system and what it feels like when I'm ready to go. I douche as a precaution or because I want to play on a different schedule than when my rectum will be clear. I should also be clear that I'm not getting fisted or using toys that larger than a decently hung penis. 

[Kevin Slater]

2 hours ago, KensingtonHomo said:

I've been bottoming for three decades...

And boy, I hope he cums soon!

Kevin Slater

[Jamie21]

1 hour ago, Kevin Slater said:

And boy, I hope he cums soon!

Kevin Slater

Sometimes it feels like 3 decades

[+ KensingtonHomo]

7 hours ago, Kevin Slater said:

And boy, I hope he cums soon!

Kevin Slater

Ya got me gal! 

[Jakeenct]

All those guys on Flirt4Free shove all kinds of stuff up their butt and they never seem to have issues.  Wonder what's their secret.

[Kevin Slater]

13 minutes ago, Jakeenct said:

All those guys on Flirt4Free shove all kinds of stuff up their butt and they never seem to have issues.  Wonder what's their secret.

Keep in mind, you're getting a curated sampling.

Kevin Slater

[Jamie21]

I’ve had a baseball bat up me on camera in the past ha ha. It wasn’t on Flirt4Free though…what’s the point of doing it free? 

[Seamusss]

I regularly meet up with a very hung guy. I haven’t found douching, in and of itself, to be effective when we meet up as I feel like I’m only cleaning my rectum. He tends to go further inside me, past the rectosigmoid junction, into the sigmoid colon. Douching doesn’t reach far enough to flush that area out. To prep, I need to use a large dildo to open up the rectosigmoid junction and basically clean myself out using a combination of the dildo and douching. Does anyone else have this problem?

[jeezifonly]

1 hour ago, Seamusss said:

I regularly meet up with a very hung guy. I haven’t found douching, in and of itself, to be effective when we meet up as I feel like I’m only cleaning my rectum. He tends to go further inside me, past the rectosigmoid junction, into the sigmoid colon. Douching doesn’t reach far enough to flush that area out. To prep, I need to use a large dildo to open up the rectosigmoid junction and basically clean myself out using a combination of the dildo and douching. Does anyone else have this problem?

Learn as much as you can about your body’s processing of food. Input affects output.
Fiber. Fiber. Fiber. 

I find that my body will tell me what I need. Being aware of normal cycle over time helps with instincts. Shallow (for me 3 bulbs approx 1.5 pints) after full, normal  elimination is a must for any play to feel clean and relaxed. Toy play or vigorous bottoming 🤛planned gets a bit more repetition including a lot of breathing, ab isolation, and alternative positions before expulsion. A long slender toy always a great way to make sure the tracks are clear.
Nothing is a guarantee. Sometimes you miss.

 

[MidAndy]

I had a guy who actually liked when there is some shit on the condom and it smells - reminded his of his earlier sexual experiences and experiments in his teenage years when it was a normal outcome.

[SeattleWorkingMan]

You asked, "how often." For the seven times that I've been with my amazing 11+ guy, it happened once. We met out-of-town when our schedules happened to overlap, and I didn't have my routine douche equipment with me. He was a total pro and since the excess-water-too-much-too-deep spilled onto the floor and not onto him or me, he kept going; we were having a hot time. 

Thankfully, I know my guts and my routine works--once he used a 14-to-16-inch toy on me and I was proud to say that it remained squeaky clean. 

A suggestion: take along your enema kit. Once, as we fucked, he paused to say, "You feel a bit gritty. How about another douche?" It was a quick follow-up to my regular routine, and we were back at it comfortably for a couple more hours. 

Thank you, skilled tops for understanding!

[BtmBearDad]

I think this is a common “fear” for everyone who bottoms. I’m pretty much “set a clock by it” regular, and I still prep (douche) prior to any encounter or if I’m going out, and hoping for one that night. Many moons ago, after I exited the “Top Highway”, and was beginning to merge onto the “Versatile Expressway”, an older gay friend advised my to start taking metamucil every night before I went to bed. That definitely helps, as does diet. 

As I’m now travelling 98% exclusively on the “Bottom Freeway”, I am thankful that I’ve not had any accidents, *touch wood*. I’m not saying I never have, but honestly the last I can recall was back when I was like 20-21, and I was still calling it “experimenting”. It was my first successful attempt at bottoming (previous 2 attempts ended with “take it out! take it out!” Lol) meaning he got it all in. Hot hockey jock and found out after, it was his first time topping (we had been playing around for a few weeks, with him as the bottom). Successful encounter we both enjoyed to completion. As he pulled out, not so successful. So yeah, there was a bit of an issue with the pop-poo. Thankfully we were both drunk enough to laugh it off, but not too drunk that we didn’t rinse off and change the sheets before crashing. Next day tho, I was mortified. That, and the fact I *really* enjoyed bottoming kind of scared me from bottoming for a bit. Thankfully I conquered that! 

For me, metamucil every night, a good diet with plenty of fiber, and ruffage, and a douche about an hour before your engagement does the trick. If you just want to be prepared when you go out “just in case”, what I’ve found works for me is all of the above with a heavy dinner type meal for lunch, then nothing to eat until après-coitus. 
 

BBD 

[Rudynate]

On 6/22/2022 at 6:12 AM, Jamie21 said:

It happens quite often. I’m hung, which seems to cause messiness sometimes. It’s cool, just stop, clean off and then carry on. I won’t rim after an accident down there though. 

When I film porn with guys who bottom regularly sometimes there’s an accident just the same as when I see clients who might be inexperienced bottoms so there’s no need to be embarrassed about it. 

I remember I saw a client one time at his hotel. We’d massaged etc and he wanted to fuck me (all this had been agreed previously so I was ready). I don’t usually bottom but if it’s arranged beforehand and agreed as part of the massage it’s all good. At this point in the story I’ll warn you to not be eating as you read my post, whether that’s eating food or ass….Oh and I’ll add at this point too that I was wearing a new pair or white adidas socks which I was really attached to. The socks are important. 

Anyway… the client (I’d seen him before)  wanted to try various positions in this session on the bed which was all fine. I think he wanted to re-enact scenes he’d seen in porn. I’m flexible and did my bit getting into some quite impractical positions but hey, it’s a job….

Then he wanted to do me doggy as I leant over the end of the bed. As I’m  bent over looking at the headboard he’s pumping away behind me when all of a sudden I feel a bit different and uncomfortable. He senses this and stops thrusting, then he pulls out quickly (not a good idea). Instantly there’s a cascade of dirty water from my ass all over the carpet, and my socks which bore the brunt of it. The client has jumped back and is now panicking about the mess. I’m standing in a brown mess, my socks ruined, the carpet, previously a nice cream colour is now muddy brown, and I sense that the session is probably now over….and so are my socks. 

I tell my client to go and get some towels from the bathroom and as he’s in there I’m peeling off my socks and have grabbed a towel off the massage table to wipe my bum. Anyway, we clean up as best we can and fortunately most of the stain comes out of the carpet. The client is staying in that room overnight so he’s anxious it’s all cleaned up ok. 

Fortunately after we’ve tidied up he can now see the funny side and we spend a while chatting on the bed, both naked but somehow the horn has gone. I didn’t like to check with him whether he’d cum or not but he seemed satisfied and paid etc. I dumped my socks and the brown stained towels in the bin as I left the hotel.

I think the douche (which was done at least 4 hours earlier, and which had been clear) had probably resulted in some water getting trapped in my passage and it was disturbed by the regular changes of position. I’d used a shower attachment to douche and had probably used too high pressure (you learn…). It’s usually best if you’re anxious about making a mess to avoid too many different positions and avoid keep pulling out. Once it’s in, keep it in, if possible, and if there’s a risk of mess don’t wear new socks. 

Dont forget Immodium if there's going to be a long interval between hosing out and action.

[+ Snbrd]

I spent a few days with someone who was well regarded on this site but has apparently retired. It was soon after I began Prep. One morning as I was about to get out of bed he grabbed me and said, "Are you going to clean out and brush your teeth?" I was indeed, as I had done so the previous mornings which led to much fun! He started to kiss me. Then he grabbed the lube. He could tell I wanted to check, "down there" but told me to relax. It did take me bit to relax because I'm so anal, pardon the pun. Once he came he said he was staying inside until he came again. And he did. 

I remain amazed at what a barrier breaking session that was. Needless to say, while I think good hygiene is also good manners, Im not going to let worry ruin the moment.

 

 

[Rudynate]

On 6/29/2022 at 7:09 PM, MidAndy said:

I had a guy who actually liked when there is some shit on the condom and it smells - reminded his of his earlier sexual experiences and experiments in his teenage years when it was a normal outcome.

Guys who like dirty fucking aren't that unusual.