Escorts Say the Darndest Things

[marylander1940]

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Well you get the idea...

 

We have that in common, my big balls aren't sensitive!

[marylander1940]

Well then I have a pair of these handy with your name on them...

 

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... and I can run across the alley in no time to deliver them!

 

not for me, just lick them, no biting!

[MikeyGMin]

Yes, I always insist on a shower right before I do any rimming. It's not only hygenic but I usually get to do the soaping up (yay!).

 

So, often the escort is perfectly happy to kiss afterwards. http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/asskiss.gif

 

But I respect them if they aren't into it.

 

I met one guy who was fresh as a daisy, but was honest that it just weirded him out to think that he was "tasting his own ass." No harm. No foul. But the funny thing is I cannot remember much else about the session. It obviously wasn't one of my better ones.

[TruHart1]

I think you made the right choice! But I hope you got a chance at his ass on another meeting.

 

I usually assume kissing is done once I've started rimming. But I've been pleasantly surprised before.

With this particular escort, although his ass is "baby got back" impressive, I'd just rather kiss, especially while he's leading me toward an explosive orgasm. He has no problem with my cupping his impressive ass cheeks and lightly fingering his hole, so I can spread his cheeks and lightly finger him while my excellent imagination can give me a very good fantasy as to exactly what he would taste/feel like if I could rim him, certainly enough to get me ratcheted up to another level of sexual excitement while I'm also kissing his sensuous mouth deeply! With him, I never get to a point where I'm ready to give up the kissing. It's win/win though, because he has one of the very best body builder bodies I've ever cum across!

 

TruHart1

[big-n-tall]

I've heard a lot of things, but two of my faves were... "I should start paying you." The other... after giving some amazing head to a gent, he stopped me (he didn't want to orgasm too soon) looked into my eyes and said, "Kiss me, I want to taste my dick." We proceeded to kiss deeply as he slowly stroked himself.

[rvwnsd]

"It's ok to admit it....am I not the hottest man you've ever hired?"

Did you reply "well, since you asked, you are not the hottest man I've hired"?

[jawjateck]

Did you reply "well, since you asked, you are not the hottest man I've hired"?

 

I replied: "My guess is you're # _ _ _. What do you think?"

 

He did not answer.

 

We quickly returned to the one thing he excelled doing, and conversation was not that thing.

[+ glutes]

"I am going to take you to dinner."

It was the Sizzler on International Blvd. in Orlando...

[+ Kufrol]

An escort who eventually became a Platonic friend treated me to Waffle House once; I'm glad I took him up on his invitation and refrained from commenting. He lived for a while with his grandmother whose budget could afford Waffle House on rare occasions. The escort said he ate there out of respect for her and nostalgia, so whenever I go to a Waffle House, I think of them. Sadly, the escort died at age 23.

[marylander1940]

"What does yinz mean?"

 

"Why do you say it?"

[+ PapaTony]

The best line from an escort pertaining to my oral skills: "dude, you've got some talent"

 

Made my day!!!

[jojo]

An escort who eventually became a Platonic friend treated me to Waffle House once; I'm glad I took him up on his invitation and refrained from commenting. He lived for a while with his grandmother whose budget could afford Waffle House on rare occasions. The escort said he ate there out of respect for her and nostalgia, so whenever I go to a Waffle House, I think of them. Sadly, the escort died at age 23.

 

I hope his death was not due to self inflicted circumstances.

[BasketBaller]

Early in my hiring I warned an escort that while I was older than he, I hadn't done much with a guy so he'd need to guide me. He said, "You're young in experience." I liked that, and him, and hired him several more times until he retired to go to grad school. Now he's in a relationship but we touch base (platonicly) now and then.

[+ glutes]

I cancelled a session with 4 hours notice, then received this text:

 

"What? Do you know I turned down 2 other appointments during that time slot to see YOU? My time is important."

[MikeyGMin]

I cancelled a session with 4 hours notice, then received this text:

 

"What? Do you know I turned down 2 other appointments during that time slot to see YOU? My time is important."

 

I'm not sure I'm getting your point. Is it the darndest thing because he was annoyed that you cancelled on short notice or that he thought his time was important?

[nate_sf]

"Are you a nipple or a balls guy?"

 

Can't I have both?

[+ glutes]

I'm not sure I'm getting your point.

 

My point is he was throwing a guilt trip on me, and I seriously doubted he had two other clients wanting that very specific hour.

[escortrod]

My point is he was throwing a guilt trip on me, and I seriously doubted he had two other clients wanting that very specific hour.

That has happened to me before, particularly on Fridays and Saturdays.

[MikeyGMin]

My point is he was throwing a guilt trip on me, and I seriously doubted he had two other clients wanting that very specific hour.

 

Gotcha. Don't necessarily agree, but I honestly didn't understand which part of the text was the darndest thing.

[+ glutes]

Both are 'darnedest': guilt trip and the fib

[evensteven]

I cancelled a session with 4 hours notice, then received this text:

 

"What? Do you know I turned down 2 other appointments during that time slot to see YOU? My time is important."

 

My point is he was throwing a guilt trip on me, and I seriously doubted he had two other clients wanting that very specific hour.

 

Both are 'darnedest': guilt trip and the fib

 

Maybe this one should go in the “darndest things clients say” category? Or, at least a thread on why people shouldn’t make assumptions.

[marylander1940]

Can't I have both?

 

you've been blessed by God!

[+ Kufrol]

"I just can't pay first time" but "If we click and become regulars then I would love too" :eek::confused:

Was that a client's statement to you? Some nerve!

[evensteven]

My new favorite escort asked me the other day, somewhat out of the blue, “have you ever tried edible underwear?" Since I didn’t even know there was such a thing, I replied, “No, I can’t say that I have.” He then advised firmly, “Well don’t do it, it’s a complete mess!”

 

Make a note of it people.

[Zman]

My new favorite escort asked me the other day, somewhat out of the blue, “have you ever tried edible underwear?" Since I didn’t even know there was such a thing, I replied, “No, I can’t say that I have.” He then advised firmly, “Well don’t do it, it’s a complete mess!”

 

Make a note of it people.

Excellent advice.

 

One of those ideas like using whipped cream or chocolate sauce that sound good at first.....