DMICS Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 "I hope you're not black" Had this once. marylander1940 1
instudiocity Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 As the 'scort used a towel to wipe his cum off my face he remarked, "You're a messy eater" That's hilarious! 1 vote for the shooter! Asterisk, beachboy, bigvalboy and 1 other 4
BaronArtz Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 Me: Well, if you ever give this up I'd really appreciate it if you could let me know so you don't just up and leave. I like closure. Him: This isn't about me 'leaving.' It's about you growing and learning and finding someone for real and leaving me. I like that actually. There is truth in that ... Simon Suraci and beachboy 1 1
bigvalboy Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 As the 'scort used a towel to wipe his cum off my face he remarked, "You're a messy eater" Kenny 1
MscleLovr Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 On first meeting Luke (a handsome blond muscleboy and new escort) in San Francisco some years ago when he had refused to discuss details over the phone... Escort: No I don't kiss at all. I reserve that for my boyfriend. Me (disappointedly): Oh. Well, I do like to get rimmed. And I enjoy being sucked off and it's hot when you swallow. Escort (cheerily): Sure, I can do all that for you! + HornyRetiree, Kenny, marylander1940 and 9 others 12
+ glutes Posted December 18, 2016 Author Posted December 18, 2016 (edited) "I'm the finest, most honest and beautiful humans beings you'll ever know - inside and out" Edited December 18, 2016 by glutes Gvtire, Otto and beachboy 3
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 (edited) "You don't look 76" Edited December 18, 2016 by marylander1940 TruHart1 and Gvtire 2
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 On first meeting Luke (a handsome blond muscleboy and new escort) in San Francisco some years ago when he had refused to discuss details over the phone... Escort: No I don't kiss at all. I reserve that for my boyfriend. Me (disappointedly): Oh. Well, I do like to get rimmed. And I enjoy being sucked off and it's hot when you swallow. Escort (cheerily): Sure, I can do all that for you! Damn... I would rim and swallow my boyfriend and kiss a hook up... TruHart1, beachboy and + HornyRetiree 3
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 "Sorry, it's hard for me to stop thinking about yesterday. I'm still on cloud nine. I had an awesome time with _____________________." (an internationally famous singing superstar) escort could tell a story... but they should never gossip, specially here in DC where everybody is allegedly "kind of a big deal".
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 (edited) "You're from Columbia, MD but you're not a redneck" Edited December 18, 2016 by marylander1940 Gvtire and TruHart1 2
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 "I'm not superman, after coming I can't fuck you or get fucked by you, I'm done..." and he was absolutely right about it, I can't fuck/get fucked after coming, I take my time I last longer than other guys but after I shoot, I'm done. + honcho and escortrod 2
rvwnsd Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 Escort to me: "Dude, you could charge for that blow job" Me to escort: "Leave the money in the basket by the door." escortrod, jjperry, thonglovertx and 12 others 14 1
jawjateck Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 "It's ok to admit it....am I not the hottest man you've ever hired?" Gvtire 1
+ José Soplanucas Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 After I sucked his dick and ate his ass, I try to kiss him. But "sorry, I don't kiss after oral sex".
TruHart1 Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 After I sucked his dick and ate his ass, I try to kiss him. But "sorry, I don't kiss after oral sex". ...and that reminds me of an escort with whom I was kissing deeply, after I asked him whether he'd be okay with me eating out his muscular ass, "You're welcome to do that if you want, but I can't kiss anymore after your tongue's been in my ass!" Needless to say, I did not rim him. His kissing was too hot and I did not want to stop it!!! TruHart1 beachboy, Callas, marylander1940 and 2 others 4 1
Zman Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 ...and that reminds me of an escort with whom I was kissing deeply, after I asked him whether he'd be okay with me eating out his muscular ass, "You're welcome to do that if you want, but I can't kiss anymore after your tongue's been in my ass!" Needless to say, I did not rim him. His kissing was too hot and I did not want to stop it!!! TruHart1 I think you made the right choice! But I hope you got a chance at his ass on another meeting. I usually assume kissing is done once I've started rimming. But I've been pleasantly surprised before.
bigvalboy Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 (edited) "Sorry, but you're wasting your time, my nipples are not sensitive at all." (@whipped guy will appreciate that one) Edited December 18, 2016 by bigvalboy whipped guy, orville, Gvtire and 4 others 6 1
+ Truereview Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 Escort : wow, you really care! Me: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3234422/swallowing-weed-o.gif beachboy 1
marylander1940 Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 "Are you a nipple or a balls guy?" bigvalboy and TruHart1 2
whipped guy Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 After an escort gave my cock and balls the fire and ice treatment with wax and ice cubes (and NO it was NOT Steven Draker ) I rubbed my facial hair on his cock. His response was, "Oh! You're tickling me! Stop! Stop! I can't stand it!" + honcho, TruHart1, LivingnLA and 3 others 6
+ OliverSaks Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 I think you made the right choice! But I hope you got a chance at his ass on another meeting. I usually assume kissing is done once I've started rimming. But I've been pleasantly surprised before. That's surprising to me - a shower beforehand usually makes things... palatable (for kissing, before and after) + HornyRetiree, beachboy and + José Soplanucas 3
bigvalboy Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 "Are you a nipple or a balls guy?" Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple... Well you get the idea... marylander1940, Zman, whipped guy and 1 other 4
beachboy Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 That's surprising to me - a shower beforehand usually makes things... palatable (for kissing, before and after) Well said Oliver. I wanna kiss before, during & after everything! + HornyRetiree 1
whipped guy Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple Nipple nipple nipple nipple... Well you get the idea... Well then I have a pair of these handy with your name on them... http://www.dhresource.com/albu_396527076_00/1.200x200.jpg ... and I can run across the alley in no time to deliver them! bigvalboy, nate_sf, TruHart1 and 1 other 4
Zman Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 That's surprising to me - a shower beforehand usually makes things... palatable (for kissing, before and after) Yes, I always insist on a shower right before I do any rimming. It's not only hygenic but I usually get to do the soaping up (yay!). So, often the escort is perfectly happy to kiss afterwards. http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/asskiss.gif But I respect them if they aren't into it. bigvalboy, TruHart1 and + Truereview 3
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