Will explosive diarrhea make you change your habits?

[+ glutes]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2026/07/11/cyclospora-diarrhea-outbreak-has-another-risk-beyond-food-parasite/90881401007/

[marylander1940]

OP note reinfection is possible if exposed to the parasite again.

Are you changing your habits because of this and I'm not just talking about washing vegetables and avoiding buffets?

The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Is About to Get Much Bigger | WIRED

 

Edited Friday at 06:33 PM by marylander1940

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

I heard diarrhea can be hereditary... Because it runs in your jeans 👖 

[Nightowl]

I’m swearing off fruits and vegetables.  I’m going to limit my consumption to meat and bourbon.

[Nue2thegame]

No rimming lettuce eaters until further notice. 
Doxy isn’t effective. 

Edited Friday at 10:55 PM by Nue2thegame

[+ jeezopete]

I posted this in Friday Funnies, but I guess it fits here, too:

 

🤔

[+ SirBillybob]

I won’t be dying for a salad anytime soon. My immediate future portends nothing shredded. 

Edited Friday at 09:39 PM by SirBillybob

[+ SirBillybob]

2 hours ago, Nightowl said:

I’m swearing off fruits and vegetables.  I’m going to limit my consumption to meat and bourbon.

No pinching from the swear jar for premium. 

Edited Friday at 09:10 PM by SirBillybob

[jeezifonly]

As a home cook for at least 6 nights/wk it's easy enough to choose veggies in the store that can be cooked. If I were still working and eating out more often, I would have problems in choosing what to eat. 

[+ SirBillybob]

1 hour ago, Nue2thegame said:

No rimming lettuce eaters until further notice. 

He must toss his salad yet you cannot toss his salad. 

[+ SirBillybob]

2 hours ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

I heard diarrhea can be hereditary... Because it runs in your jeans 👖 

Isn’t that why similar garments with shoulder straps to support the additional weight were named dungarees? 

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

1 hour ago, jeezopete said:

I posted this in Friday Funnies, but I guess it fits here, too:

 

🤔

[Nightowl]

44 minutes ago, SirBillybob said:

No pinching from the swear jar for premium. 

Fuck it.  That’s what the fucking swear jar is for!

[+ SirBillybob]

1 hour ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

Extra strength formulation for the VOLCANO QUESARITO. 

[Luv2play]

Reports tonight they have located the source of the Taco Bell lettuce causing the diarrhea. Mexican iceberg lettuce which is shredded and added to the tacos. Only one exporter involved. 

Edited Friday at 11:36 PM by Luv2play

[viewing ownly]

14 hours ago, Luv2play said:

Reports tonight they have located the source of the Taco Bell lettuce causing the diarrhea. Mexican iceberg lettuce which is shredded and added to the tacos. Only one exporter involved. 

There have been plenty of sudden exporters into toilets thanks to them. 

[+ Charlie]

Talk about the power of suggestion: all I did was read the title of this topic, and I immediately had to race to the bathroom so fast that I tripped on the cord to my computer.

[+ SirBillybob]

18 hours ago, Nightowl said:

Fuck it.  That’s what the fucking swear jar is for!

When every F-bomb funds a subsequent artisanal maple-bacon donut with Old Fashioned chaser you’ve turned profanity into a balanced budget but unbalanced diet. Eventually the swear jar may file for tax deductions based on cardiovascular research charitable status. 

Edited 20 hours ago by SirBillybob

[+ SirBillybob]

52 minutes ago, Charlie said:

Talk about the power of suggestion: all I did was read the title of this topic, and I immediately had to race to the bathroom so fast that I tripped on the cord to my computer.

Splat! ……. Splatt!

Edited 20 hours ago by SirBillybob

[Nightowl]

10 minutes ago, SirBillybob said:

When every F-bomb funds a subsequent artisanal maple-bacon donut with Old Fashioned chaser you’ve turned profanity into a balanced budget but unbalanced diet. Eventually the swear jar may file for tax deductions based on cardiovascular research charitable status. 

Just the Old Fashioned.  Hold the donut.

[+ Vegas_Millennial]