Who's gonna go see "Melania"?

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[samhexum]

I haven't heard anything about it and would have to know the plot to decide if it should be the first movie I go to a theater to watch since Ice Age 3.

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[Nightowl]

Uh, no.

[+ sf westcoaster]

Only if I am dragged there screaming!  

[samhexum]

2 minutes ago, sf westcoaster said:

Only if I am dragged there screaming!  

You sound like a fun date!

[+ purplekow]

I understand that she thinks the movie is bad, so perhaps I will pass  on even thinking about going.  

[samhexum]

57 minutes ago, purplekow said:

I understand that she thinks the movie is bad, so perhaps I will pass  on even thinking about going.  

Funny, but that's the only thing that could make me even think of watching it...  at home, of course.

[Will703]

I think a root canal would be more enjoyable.

[jeezifonly]

It's giving "Dawn:Portrait of a Teenage Runaway" meets "Pretty Woman" meets "Maleficent"

[+ Lucky]

Vanity project for which she was paid some 20 million dollars.

[+ purplekow]

On 1/21/2026 at 5:32 AM, Will703 said:

I think a root canal would be more enjoyable.

And have more bite

[samhexum]

32 minutes ago, jeezifonly said:

It's giving "Dawn:Portrait of a Teenage Runaway" meets "Pretty Woman" meets "Maleficent"

What did Linda Blair, Julia Roberts, and Angelina Jolie ever do to you?

[+ jeezopete]

50 minutes ago, Lucky said:

Vanity project for which she was paid some 20 million dollars.

According to IMDB and other sources:

Amazon Prime Video announced plans to release a documentary about Melania Trump’s life, offering a behind-the-scenes look at her experiences. Prime reportedly paid $40 million for the film.

[jeezifonly]

2 hours ago, samhexum said:

What did Linda Blair, Julia Roberts, and Angelina Jolie ever do to you?

Linda Blair?? What did Eve Plumb do to you to be overlooked in her first dramatic role? 

Edited January 23 by jeezifonly

[samhexum]

46 minutes ago, jeezifonly said:

Lind Blair?? What did Eve Plumb do to you to be overlooked in her first dramatic role?

I guess I got confused because I thought she won a dramatic Emmy for the "Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!" episode.

[Becket]

IMHO, which is definitely a gay one, methinks she is a beautiful lady.

[viewing ownly]

On 1/21/2026 at 5:32 AM, Will703 said:

I think a root canal would be more enjoyable.

Damn, the movie plot gets ruined for me yet again.

[ericwinters]

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

Bozo cannot wait to see this. Melania brought style and class back to The White House. Not seen since Nancy Reagan. 
Bret Ratner directed one of the funniest action comedies ever, "Rush Hour." (1998). If "Melania" is half as as good as that, I'll see it twice.

BTC
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4 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Bozo cannot wait to see this. Melania brought style and class back to The White House. Not seen since Nancy Reagan. 
Bret Ratner directed one of the funniest action comedies ever, "Rush Hour." (1998). If "Melania" is half as as good as that, I'll see it twice.

BTC
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😄 You are a true master baiter.

[samhexum]

16 hours ago, jeezifonly said:

Linda Blair?? What did Eve Plumb do to you to be overlooked in her first dramatic role? 

 

14 hours ago, Becket said:

IMHO, which is definitely a gay one, methinks she is a beautiful lady.

Linda Blair or Eve Plumb?

[samhexum]

9 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Bozo cannot wait to see this. Melania brought style and class back to The White House. 
🤡

she had style... she had flair...  she was there...

that's how she became MelANNY (a)

[mike carey]

26 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Bozo cannot wait to see this. Melania brought style and class back to The White House. Not seen since Nancy Reagan. 
Bret Ratner directed one of the funniest action comedies ever, "Rush Hour." (1998). If "Melania" is half as as good as that, I'll see it twice.

BTC

I love this web site, the satire is life-changing.

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