What Provider Name Would You Choose?

[Lucky]

We see many odd names for providers on this site, so I am curious for the members here. If you had to choose a provider name for yourself, what would it be? Why?

I'd stick with Lucky.

[+ Alabastrine]

In a fictional universe where I become an escort, I'd choose "Longrod Von Hudendong"

this would humorous indulgence on my part as:

1) I don't have a penis

2) it's a nod to Quagmire

Edited July 16, 2025 by Alabastrine

[Nightowl]

I might stick with Nightowl.  “LongDongSilver” just seems like braggadoccio.

[samhexum]

Rod Almighty

[+ Just Chuck]

Hmmm.  I like to tie and slowly edge a partner for a long time.  So, I think I'd want to create a name that sort of advertises that service.  Maybe as simple as "Tie-Tease-Edge".

[+ Charlie]

"Bonnie Prince Charlie" (that's assuming I started advertising 60 years ago). 

[samhexum]

20 hours ago, Charlie said:

"Bonnie Prince Charlie" (that's assuming I started advertising 60 years ago). 

I hope you don't get contacted by any straight men looking for a woman with a hyphenated last name who think your name is Bonnie Prince-Charlie.

Edited July 17, 2025 by samhexum
because he has some time to kill before he has to leave to take his friend to the doctor.

[jeezifonly]

A fave name from years ago in LA was “BlessedInMyPants”

So I’d likely go with “CleanHoleDirtyMind”

[CuriousByNature]

12 hours ago, Charlie said:

"Bonnie Prince Charlie" (that's assuming I started advertising 60 years ago). 

Would you dress as an Irish maid?

[+ Jamie21]

Dirk Diggler 

[Merboy]

oh fun question... How about A Hole New World?

[samhexum]

For a ginger with a sense of humor:  Bonin' O'Brien

[Nue2thegame]

Gianicumlately

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

Porn name: Forrest Hump

Drag name: Syphyllis Diller

Escort Name: Bozo

BTC
🤡

 

[wsc]

Ben Dover

[Nue2thegame]

1 hour ago, wsc said:

Ben Dover

You’d have to be Ben Dover II, there’s already a famous porn star, director, ?escort by that name. Still has a nice ring to it!

[wsc]

1 hour ago, Nue2thegame said:

You’d have to be Ben Dover II, there’s already a famous porn star, director, ?escort by that name. Still has a nice ring to it!

I didn't know I was misapproprating; mea culpa. But, with a name like that, it's likely to be about some kind of ring.

[BigDMike]

Dick Gozinya

[TonyDown]

King Thrusty 

 

[samhexum]

6 minutes ago, TonyDown said:

King Thrusty 

 

How big is your scepter, your highness?

[Rod Hagen]

Not for me, but I thought "SilverDollar" was a pretty clever handle for a guy who seemed to be fairly wealthy and liked to hire very young guys.  Wonder whatever happened to him.  

[samhexum]

2 hours ago, Rod Hagen said:

Not for me, but I thought "SilverDollar" was a pretty clever handle for a guy who seemed to be fairly wealthy and liked to hire very young guys.  Wonder whatever happened to him.  

Arrested for hiring a juvenile?

[+ JamesB]

Biff Wellington. Rich, meaty and expensive.

[Nue2thegame]

For a bottom: HungReeHoal