The Schlong List.

[+ glutes]

[+ Lucky]

@glutes is probably half-way to Ecuador by now!

[jjkrkwood]

I'm waiting for the  9+ list to be posted......

[+ GoingGood]

I would like to have been the guy that compiled the data for the list!

[jjkrkwood]

5 minutes ago, The Big Guy said:

I would like to have been the guy that compiled the data for the list!

With the measurements posted on that list, for me,  it would have been like going to a buffet, and leaving HUNGRY !  🤪

But.....

[+ sniper]

The US being having people from all over the world should be expected to be middle of the pack.

[+ purplekow]

It is not surprising that many of the top of the list are countries where there is food jeopardy and the people tend to be slim.  With little in the way of pubic fat, an extra inch or so is to be expected.  

[+ azdr0710]

There are 195 countries in the world today. 

Just sayin'

[+ glutes]

3 hours ago, Lucky said:

@glutes is probably half-way to Ecuador by now!

Fueling up the Private Jet!

[+ glutes]

We reported on how Roberto Esquivel Cabrera claims to have the largest penis in the world.

He claims his privates measure 18.9 inches in length - claims which are disputed. 

Cabrera hit the headlines in 2015 after a video of him measuring his manhood went viral.

The gargantuan size of Roberto’s penis makes sexual encounters impossible.

He suffers from frequent urinary tract infections and he keeps his manhood wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing.

Cabrera claims his penis is so long because he attached weights to it to try and stretch it out.

One doctor, who examined him to verify the size of his genitals, Dr. Gonzalez said: “He began with this enlargement since he was a teenager, wrapping some bands around his penis with some weights and trying to stretch it.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/5145341/american-men-penis-size-beaten-by-australians-french/

[Xavitv]

As an Ecuadorian, I celebrate and question this list. 

[Redwine56]

39 minutes ago, Xavitv said:

As an Ecuadorian, I celebrate and question this list. 

Can you relate to those measurements? 

[Redwine56]

4 hours ago, The Big Guy said:

I would like to have been the guy that compiled the data for the list!

He would have to test and verify all of the stats before compiling such a list.  It could be a very draining experience.

[Luv2play]

I've arranged a threesome tomorrow where 17 inches on the invited will help augment my average appendage. Bringing the three of us above the national average for Canada, which I assume is around the American stats.

[Xavitv]

27 minutes ago, Redwine56 said:

Can you relate to those measurements? 

No, I still use the metric system. 

[jeezifonly]

If these are representative of what’s truly out there - a whole lotta fibbing on RM.

Shocked, I am. Shocked!!

[wsc]

As regards size ...

A man described to his friend a weekend encounter in which the man's "date' had told him, "Give me 12 inches, and make it hurt." "So," he explained, "I screwed him twice then hit him with a brick."

 

Maybe more appropriate to Friday Funnies, but it felt at home here.

[jjkrkwood]

3 hours ago, wsc said:

As regards size ...

A man described to his friend a weekend encounter in which the man's "date' had told him, "Give me 12 inches, and make it hurt." "So," he explained, "I screwed him twice then hit him with a brick."

 

Maybe more appropriate to Friday Funnies, but it felt at home here.

 

DAD jokes just never get old !   

[Vulgarii]

12 hours ago, jjkrkwood said:

I'm waiting for the  9+ list to be posted......

 

Finland and Sweden got to be on that list because every client I've had from Scandinavia were massive. Mandingo status.

[+ Pensant]

As I’ve always said, “6 inches ain’t bad”!

[Luv2play]

22 hours ago, Luv2play said:

I've arranged a threesome tomorrow where 17 inches on the invited will help augment my average appendage. Bringing the three of us above the national average for Canada, which I assume is around the American stats.

The 17 inches have cum and gone and it was great to see and feel them working in tandem. Also attached to incredibly nice hunks who made an otherwise dreary April afternoon pass by most pleasurably. 

[Epigonos]

Will someone PLEASE post the complete list!!!!!

[EZEtoGRU]

Believe it or not, we discussed this list years ago.  I assume it's the same list...Ecuador was at the top before as well.  Interesting to read the prior comments.  My comments from then still hold.  BTW, I've been to Ecuador many times over the years...mostly for work.  There is no way on earth Ecuadorian men have the largest schlongs on the planet.  

https://www.companyofmen.org/topic/45066-penis-sizes-worldwide/#comment-419069

Thanks to deej for his prior submission!

[tanman4u]

And where's Jamaica on the list?