Vulgarii

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking. 8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play. Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch. With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

Some clients are really sensitive when you don't respond right away. After literally 5 mins from receiving their text, they have told me too late or they booked someone else. Really? They couldn't wait 5 fucking minutes? And I can read their texts without opening them and giving them a read receipt. So oh well, my loss, they're my offerings to the other poor souls in the game.

I don't dread discount day, and usually forget about them. It sucks that that certain massage website forces masseurs to have discounts and pretty much decreases their ranking and visibility if they don't have a unique discount for every week out of the year. I hate it when potential clients ask if I offer a first time discount. I think of them as a cheap ass that I'll never see again, so I'll give an excuse and not see them, unless I identified them first on social media and like what I see. I love it when I'm asked if I'll be nude, erotic, and offer a discount because then I have full blown permission to respond with four-letter words and have them regret asking in the first place. Perhaps I should become one of those findom verbally abusive doms. I hate it when clients ask me what my rates are and what kind of massages. Do they just text people without reading anything? I know most, if not all, are not confirming nor testing me.

Perhaps because uncut smells a certain way, and it's worse if they are completely shaved down there. I've seen/been with thousands of naked men of all demographics by now, and every group smells a certain way or in a small spectrum of ways lol, and some of us are just very precise with what we like, and with what we don't want to tolerate.

I only like emails because I can purposely ignore them and then respond a week later and say I found it in my spam folder. I dislike how discreet emails can be and prefer the risks and transparency to be mutual.

I always cyber stalk and investigate before responding to potential clients. With free websites and apps I can find out everything about you just using only your phone number, and your name definitely helps too. I tend to not meet someone if I cannot verify and screen his identity. Sometimes I feel bad for denying a client based on disliking his annoying social media posts, but whatever. It's foolish when closeted/married clients pay me electronically. A client that's well known gay conversion therapist did that. I warned him that some people are petty. And I love it when a client flakes on me and I already have his wife's social media and cell phone number at my disposal. Fools! So my advice is to investigate yourself online and not use anything connected to your phone number and real name. Don't have your real name on any social media accounts, and always pay with cash. This is another tip that has to do with something more sinister but I doubt any of you, or most of you, will ever encounter it: make sure you flush your semen. Never leave any fluids behind because some of us will/can take it and preserve it to keep you coming back or obtain more from you. I've noticed that clients from a particular ethnic group that is aware of these witchy practices will refuse to use my towels and insist on using toilet paper and flushing it.

Some people actually get off on just talking and endless texting, and when I notice that I just tell them setting up an appointment isn't difficult and that all the details are on whatever website, and I ignore them and/or block.

I don't like referrals because I'm very picky with my clients so if I don't want to see a client then I feel it might reflect poorly on the original client that referred me. Only a few times have the referrals been a lot cuter and had more chemistry than the original client, and more times than not, the referrals are ugly and I would decline to work on them if I had a choice beforehand. I have a personal list of new, younger masseurs and escorts that I refer to clients that I don't want. Of course I never contact them and ask them, but I consider it a nice sacrificial act.

They should lay low this year with the rising cases of monkeypox and COVID lol

This guy makes scented candles and sprays, just look up the label or Xander McGee.

It's a small ass tiny minority that's into fat guys or the morbidly obese.

I'm so tired of hearing about fat women. They're so annoying, pathetic, and entitled. There still isn't any love for fat men and obese male models among all that modern fat body positivity bullshit.

This guy makes "scented" candles and sprays.

My thing about his allegations especially concerning the ball grabbing is that we all go through that in gay bars. A lot of us went through the innuendos, and unwarranted touching and date rape with gay men and gay friends. Don't just cancel Kevin and wipe your hands and walk away, what about us regular peasants that still have to deal with that toxic shit?

Most likely the Twitter or website owner made those captions and not the model, but I still doubt the models care. "hey bro, delete that bro, that's not cool."