Vulgarii

Agreed. Some clients want to get off and think they can beat the stigma of hiring for sex by seeing a massage therapist, and some think they can save money and request escort services from a massage therapist. 
Some people think masseurs are budget prostitutes, and some masseurs market themselves that way, but it hurts masseurs, it hurts escorts, and it hurts the egos of men when their offers are declined, and their expectations aren't met if they didn't have the balls to ask for things upfront.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

I only like emails because I can purposely ignore them and then respond a week later and say I found it in my spam folder.
I dislike how discreet emails can be and prefer the risks and transparency to be mutual.

If you noticed bits or full sheets of toilet paper stuck to a client's, or provider's, butt crack, what would you do? Politely joke about it and offer them a warm shower? 
This has happened to me too many times and usually with clients at hotels. They had plenty of time to just rinse off while I was on my way or told them I was looking for parking.
8 times out of 10 they will have that awful ripe, melted Hershey's milk chocolate smell, and 99.9% of them will hit on me and expect some erotic play.
Even if you wiped over and over without any trace, how do people not have any consideration and think that we can't smell what when on down there? But if I say something or have a problem then I'm difficult, I'm the b!tch.
 
With the pigplay and other gross fetishes becoming more popular these days, I'm starting to wonder if some men do it on purpose. One regular client literally wiped his ass with one of my towels. I was livid and raised Hell when I found out, and I got a box of towels delivered from Amazon later that day.

No. I am not.
I simply coax them into wearing a jockstrap,  I make them think I have an underwear fetish, not a revulsion to uncut dick.

Can’t people just enjoy… men? Really? Latino circumcised bottom sounds a bit too specific for me. Since it’s sooo hard to find them, I guess it tells you what the problem really is

On Rent Men, there to my surprise are 27+ pages of circumcised Latinos. I tend to erroneously act as if none are, when clearly that is a grave misconception on my part. 
However, I found it interesting that not even 2 of those 27 pages of the providers are strict bottoms, and trying to find one within the U.S. narrows that search down even further. Not a single one of them is older, but as has been pointed out in discussions on other subjects, the interest in hiring and older bottom in general is nearly non-existent. 

People think I’m 3 years old if I shave my facial hair. If I have a beard, they guess I’m 43. Still wrong, but huge difference 😂 
Let’s not forget that age is the big boogeyman for 90% of the gays. 
18-30, prime meat, “sugar baby desire”
30-45, invisible to most men, “dead”
45+, assumed to be stable and well establishedly employed, “sugar daddy candidate”

At the risk of repeating myself:
I don't mind age shaving withing reason.  It seems like the norm that guys pretend to be a bit younger than they are (shaving off between 5 and 10 years, depending on what age they are).  It's guys who claim to be 39 forever that really annoy me.  Even if a guy is still in great physical condition, there's no way a 60 year old is going to convince anyone he's still in his thirties.

1.) Jack off
2.) Blast off
3.) Take a cold shower
 
You’ll be over it in less than 10 minutes. 
 
 
 

The most frequent annoying behavior I've seen from Masseurs is to keep checking their phone during the session.  But, that's not the most annoying thing I've had happen.  Several years ago, I had a masseur keep chatterbox talking to me in . . . .baby talk throughout the session.  "We don't want any nasty old stwess in ow muscles, now do we."  
 

Given that paying for sex is still technically a crime, even if it's not prosecuted 99.9% of the time, I think it's always a good idea to be a bit careful because ending up as one of those 0.1% cases is a real pain in the a**.  I can recall at least 3 providers in this forum who have been arrested, although I can't think of any clients.
That said, what's happening to PDiddy has nothing to do with us Average Joe's.  That's another world.

Absolutely.
I have made this point many times.
For now the law is used to "take down" important people (Governor of New York). But in the era of meta-data being stored for that moment you become inconvenient, it's wise to avoid the risk of having broken a Federal Law.

Don't jump to conclusions. There are a lot of people who would sue and lie since he's got money. The fact that the one lawsuit was filed right before the deadline says enough.
I just hope that, in one of these cases, the judges strike down these stupid laws and definitions. Under the current idiocracy, every single client could be called a "sex-trafficker," and every transaction "survival sex."
 

Truth or myth? 
 

And social pressure can be a great motivator for knowledge AND vaccination. So, asking partners, even if it isn't a limiting factor, is a good thing!

Extra precaution! Vaccines are a good thing but they're not 100% effective!
 

Like-with-like vaccination mixing affects infection breakthrough attack rates. Obviously, if vaccinated person A has 80% reduction in infection risk then the risk to vaccinated person B similarly possessing the benefit of 80% efficacy is less than if A is unvaccinated and had had zero risk reduction at point of A-B contact. Same with HIV PrEP, etc.

If you received your two smallpox vaccinations, won't the vaccines protect you? If so, then why ask others about their vaccinations?  It's like asking the bottom to wear a condom when the top is already wearing one.  It might make you feel safer, but it's irrelevant.
And if you're not confident the smallpox vaccines will protect you from monkeypox, then why should those same vaccines taken by another person protect you any better?  It's a wonder gay men ever hooked up 20 years ago prior to the chickenpox vaccine... It was so risky!

Today’s Globe & Mail reports that 21 new cases of mpox have been reported in Toronto since the start of 2024 compared to only 27 in all of last year. Only 2 of these involved international travel. Again men who have sex with men are the ones contracting the disease. 
Health officials said only 16 percent of those who got vaccinated in 2022 received a second dose. Two vaccinations 28 days apart was the recommended dosage. 
There have been smaller outbreaks in Ottawa and New York but less so in Montreal. In 2022 Montreal was the Canadian epicentre of the disease. I got my 2 shots but will now start asking providers about their vax status once again, having stopped a year or so ago. 

According to the article the main reason is better early screening technology, therefore more types of cancer being detected earlier.
Interesting statistic in the article was the cancer rate was going down in men, but up in women.  That is very similar to the change in workforce participation rates: going down for men and up for women.  I wonder if the stress associated with paid work is causing cancer, or there is just better health screening of those in the workforce than those not.

You can't completely eliminate the risk of all cancers but getting the HPV shot is still an easy win because of all the different cancers that HPV causes.