Bed sheet protocol

[+ Snbrd]

I will soon be visiting a friend's beach house and have arranged to meet up with an escort while there. Unlike a hotel room with maid service, or my place where I can change the sheets, I am concerned about getting lube, cum (hopefully nothing worse) on his sheets. I don't know that I can discretely wash them. Aside from a big towel on the bed, does anyone have any techniques that can help me be a good guest and keep things reasonably clean? Thanks

[+ keroscenefire]

There is no washing machine at the beach house? Plain sheets wouldn't take very long to wash to get any gunk off. The only other thing might be to get one of those plastic mattress covers you get when you're moving. Here is one available on Amazon. Maybe you could put the towel or whatever on top of that so it's still somewhat comfortable.

[liubit]

If you are worried about stains and such, why don’t you bring your own sheets for your meeting, @Snbrd? Just a suggestion ?

Edited August 12, 2020 by liubit

[+ Lucky]

I ended up once buying new sheets for a host. I coulda, shoulda, been more careful.

[Lchnsf]

Get a play sheet and bring that along, I also use them at home to save my own bedding: https://www.mr-s-leather.com/fitted-fuck-sheet-full

Edited August 11, 2020 by Lchnsf

[orville]

I will soon be visiting a friend's beach house and have arranged to meet up with an escort while there. Unlike a hotel room with maid service, or my place where I can change the sheets, I am concerned about getting lube, cum (hopefully nothing worse) on his sheets. I don't know that I can discretely wash them. Aside from a big towel on the bed, does anyone have any techniques that can help me be a good guest and keep things reasonably clean? Thanks

 

This mattress protector was created to resist all kinds of stains, including those who come from body fluids.

If your bed is the same size as the bed in the beach house, it could be a good purchase even for your home.

 

[Rod Hagen]

You can ask an escort to bring sheets; I've done that before for married guys etc.

 

One example: A single, older, client of mine had a male attendant who was very homophobic. And, so, we would put a sheet I'd bring over his mad-up bed, because if the attendant, later in the day, saw that the bed was unmade before bedtime in my client's mind that would somehow alert the attendant to my client's homosexuality, and the attendant would quit. Now that I've typed that out, I see that my client was SLIGHTLY paranoid in later life.

[Luv2play]

I went to a local Walmart recently to replace a bed protector that I had thrown out. They had different sizes, I chose the double for around $12. It wasn’t too durable and after one use had a slight tear in it. They’re great if you are having watersports in bed as they save the mattress. You can always put a beach towel on top if you are at a friend’s beach house. At home I use a sheet on top as it is more comfortable and the sheet is easy to wash.

[Luv2play]

Also I wouldn’t get the bag type, too much trouble getting it over the mattress. I got the fitted sheet type which just slips over each corner of the mattress and keeps it in place as you you playing around. Doesn’t get dislodged.

[+ Pensant]

I’m super tidy and have pricey bed linens and comforters, so I place two queen size blankets from Kohl’s over the bed and add an oversized beach towel. If a companion enjoys sniffing, one needn’t worry about any of the “cleaner” spilling, which stains like Clorox. Since the blankets are pretty cheap, I just replace them every year. I do like the Mr S product though, and may order one.

[+ Pensant]

I also only ever use the queen bed in the guest room. If guests ever knew what went on in that bed...

[marylander1940]

I will soon be visiting a friend's beach house and have arranged to meet up with an escort while there. Unlike a hotel room with maid service, or my place where I can change the sheets, I am concerned about getting lube, cum (hopefully nothing worse) on his sheets. I don't know that I can discretely wash them. Aside from a big towel on the bed, does anyone have any techniques that can help me be a good guest and keep things reasonably clean? Thanks

 

Get a big towel.

 

If something happens just come up with an excuse like you spilled coffee on the bed or your sunscreen lotion fell on it, etc.

[Luv2play]

Get a big towel.

 

If something happens just come up with an excuse like you spilled coffee on the bed or your sunscreen lotion fell on it, etc.

Coffee stains and skid marks are two entirely different things and easy to distinguish.

[Luv2play]

Actually if I were to be using a friend’s beach house, I would ask in advance if it was ok to have a guest with me. Unexpected things can happen whenever you loan out your home or vacation property to a friend anyway. You tend to be less forgiving if the “accident” whatever it is, was caused by someone you weren’t aware was also going to be using your property.

[marylander1940]

Coffee stains and skid marks are two entirely different things and easy to distinguish.

 

Folks usually don't do detective work on their guests...

 

Actually if I were to be using a friend’s beach house, I would ask in advance if it was ok to have a guest with me. Unexpected things can happen whenever you loan out your home or vacation property to a friend anyway. You tend to be less forgiving if the “accident” whatever it is, was caused by someone you weren’t aware was also going to be using your property.

 

shit happens!

 

even if the OP burns the house there'$ a way to fix it.

 

Towel, big towel, please. Maybe the OP can bring his own and dump it in the trash later.

[+ Charlie]

When we travel with our dog, who expects to sleep on the bed with us just as he does at home, I always bring a big king size sheet and throw it over the entire bed so the dog never touches the hotel bedding.

[Luv2play]

Folks usually don't do detective work on their guests...

 

 

 

shit happens!

 

even if the OP burns the house there'$ a way to fix it.

 

Towel, big towel, please. Maybe the OP can bring his own and dump it in the trash later.

I would never loan my house or country property with someone with an attitude like yours (no offence but really).$$ can’t always replace things that are lost in a fire. Over the years I’ve had two different vacation homes and only loaned them out a couple of times. A few small things got broken like garden chairs, no big deal. But no-one offered to replace them. Actually soiled sheets wouldn’t bother me, as long as they had been tossed in a clothes hamper, or better yet, washed before I got back.

[marylander1940]

I would never loan my house or country property with someone with an attitude like yours (no offence but really).$$ can’t always replace things that are lost in a fire. Over the years I’ve had two different vacation homes and only loaned them out a couple of times. A few small things got broken like garden chairs, no big deal. But no-one offered to replace them. Actually soiled sheets wouldn’t bother me, as long as they had been tossed in a clothes hamper, or better yet, washed before I got back.

 

Do you get sarcasm? Are you comparing shit/lubricant on a bedsheet with a house going up on fire? Really!

 

do you understand that comparing lub/shit to a fire was an on purpose exaggeration?

 

You have the wrong kind of friends... I wish they had been responsible folks like me. I would have replaced the chairs or ask for a budget, leave a note with a bill, etc. I broke a coffee mug at a friend's place in San Francisco, I found out it was from Ikea, I told my friend about it, order one online and he got it in a box after I left.

 

They didn't even ask to replace them? Dinner? Shame on them!

 

One more time: get a towel... poop on a bedsheet is not the end of the world.

Edited August 16, 2020 by marylander1940

[+ purplekow]

A beach house...bring a beach blanket and throw that over the bed. Later on, at the beach, perhaps you will be able to catch a whiff of prior actiity if that kind of thing is pleasurable for you.

[marylander1940]

A beach house...bring a beach blanket and throw that over the bed. Later on, at the beach, perhaps you will be able to catch a whiff of prior actiity if that kind of thing is pleasurable for you.

 

sometimes folks like to worry about things they shouldn't and not to worry about things they should.

 

It's always ok to ask others about how to deal with this kind of problems.

[+ Lucky]

When we travel with our dog, who expects to sleep on the bed with us just as he does at home, I always bring a big king size sheet and throw it over the entire bed so the dog never touches the hotel bedding.

I wish I had done that one night in particular. It was embarrassing in the morning. I wrapped the sheet up tightly with a note to the maid not to open it! Darn dog. He didn't care.

[xyz48B]

I have to admit, being that I’ve always stayed in a hotel with my providers, it never occurred to me. So now a question – is the “proper” etiquette even in hotels to worry about the sheets.

[Rudynate]

I get together from time with a guy from out of town. We always do an incall in his hotel room. He travels with sheets just in case something happens.

[+ Lucky]

I have to admit, being that I’ve always stayed in a hotel with my providers, it never occurred to me. So now a question – is the “proper” etiquette even in hotels to worry about the sheets.

Not really if normal sex stuff is all that happens. But, if you are going to leave a mess...(and tell the dog!)

Edited August 17, 2020 by Lucky

[+ poolboy48220]

You have the wrong kind of friends... I wish they had been responsible folks like me. I would have replaced the chairs or ask for a budget, leave a note with a bill, etc. I broke a coffee mug at a friend's place in San Francisco, I found out it was from Ikea, I told my friend about it, order one online and he got it in a box after I left.

A friend broke a wine glass at my house. I have a bunch of mismatched wine glasses, I reassured him it was no big deal, but a week later I got a box of six wine glasses he'd ordered for me.