IronMaus

I don't think as a provider were able to take down reviews, if we could I think all the bad reviews that have been left wouldn't exist. 

1) Why bother?
2) If you live where legality is questionable, you are essentially creating a log of your activity. 
3) Many escorts bombard you with threats after a bad review, which is just annoying.
4) I've found the reviews on RM to be less than reliable; however, measuring positive reviews over time seems like a better indicator.  For example, a provider for 5 years with 3 reviews is automatically a red flag whereas a provider with 6 months and already 25 reviews is a good sign.

Unfortunately so many guys working in this industry don’t like to commit time in advance. They think there will be something more interesting come up on the day, so committing time in advance prevents them from taking up  those other opportunities. It’s very opportunistic. 

I do take ‘on the day’ clients but I think I must end up declining at least half of the ‘are you free today?’ clients because either I’m not available or because they are drunk/high/got nothing off Grindr and are horny. Those clients are not my market.
Most of my clients book a couple of days in advance, and a few book months in advance. I’m fine with that and almost always it’s possible to find a time that works for them. Many from overseas plan visits to London and schedule their booking with me during that time. 
I saw you said you were INTJ on that Myers Briggs test. I think I’m INTP and I generally don’t like to plan things in advance. I like the fact that for at least 50% of the time I have no idea what I’ll be doing next week. It could be anything. The trouble with that kind of thing though is it’s often nothing 😂. 
 

I think providers who request "same day" appointments are completely unreasonable.  Some of us like to plan everything (including sex) days, weeks, and sometimes months in advance.  It's not just a preference; it is ingrained into our personalities.  We are not all Myers-Briggs (P)erceiving types, who are known to be much more spontaneous.  I happen to be an INTJ, so I prefer to spend about six weeks (at least) planning out every detail of every possible human interaction that I'm going to have during a vacation.  
For Christ's sake, I repeatedly go on Google Maps months before a trip just to memorize the street view so that I know every highway entrance/exit ramp, intersection, parking lot, even the sides of buildings the doors are on, so that i know where I'm going every second of the way.  A lot of these providers then expect me to wait until the day I want to meet them to plan something?
Nope.

My local Walgreens stocks Elbow Grease Lube!! I didn’t know whether to take offense and raise hell with the Manager or to stock up.

It keeps beautifully in the fridge.

You have a point, it reads like tax code.  It's why people fuck up the dosing when trying to do 2-1-1.
Let me now muddy the conversational waters even further with stats  
Condoms are only considered 90-95% effective against HIV transmission.  PrEP on the other hand is 99% effective when taken daily. 
Sure, you can use both, but if it's one versus the other, PrEP is more effective.  Most effective at the moment is the new injectable form of PrEP (Apretude) at 99%+

I don't use PrEP for sex with my husband - he is pos undetectable.   But I use the 2-1-1 approach for sex with guys outside our relationship.  

Some sure, but also consider it's the generation who had easiest access to HPV vaccines.

The same risk as if the provider didn’t disclose any of this information. 
The level of risk is determined by the practices of sex that YOU determine to be safe or risky. 

You make a good point. Some women and straight men also enjoy anal sex. I watch some straight porn and can confirm this!
Also the female vagina is dual function and women piss out of there.
I think the human body is an incredible machine, so multi functional. Our orifices give us so much pleasure and can be put to various uses. 
Personally I'm very clean and neat in my appearance. I always shower and clean up before sex too (inside and out). But once the fur starts to fly I don't mind getting a little dirty. The human body is waterproof and cleans up well.

You are not alone. 
You are called a side.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Side

Not at all.  There are plenty of guys who don't get into anal.  

Better RM issues than BM issues 

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Hi all, i don't know many of you that well, but given your expertise with Palm Springs, I wondered if you all might have some recos for a bday weekend that i'm planning for myself and a group of my closest friends.  
I've rented a house, it's 5 minutes from dt. Looking for personal chef recommendations in the area, the best gay bars to hit up, and possibly some recos for strippers/male dancer i could hire for some entertainment. (bear in mind this will be a mixed group of gays and straights). 
Any and all recommendations you have would be much appreciated. 🙏
Cheers, 
Bryan

Thank you 🥰 
So long as my face isn't showing, i don't mind it. It's a turn on for me. 

I agree that a high fiber diet is very helpful in cleaning out.  It's also important to understand the difference between soluble and insoluble fiber.  Soluble actually may slow down your digestion but will ultimately produce a good clean result.  Insoluble will move through you more quickly.  I think it's best to have a balance between them. 
https://www.healthline.com/health/soluble-vs-insoluble-fiber#insoluble-fibersources

Know your body. Learn your natural elimination cycle. Pay attention to what foods speed it up, slow it down, and alter your diet and add fiber supplements to add predictability. Input affects output. 
Douche as needed, well ahead. Check before showering by inserting a slender dildo a little longer than the size of whatever you plan to encounter. It will act as Last Call to dalliers and lurkers. 
It’s kinda like housekeeping. If you have one person stopping by, you won’t bother cleaning the entire house. If you’re having a party or an overnight guest, a full-house/deeper cleaning might be in order, should they wander into seldom-used places. 🤣

For me it depends how big he is and whether there’s going to be lots of positions. A small one (5 inch or less) is usually ok with a few goes with a bulb douche. 
If he’s big and it’s going to be extended multiple position sex or if I’m  doing porn filming or a sex party then I’ll use a shower attachment and make sure everything is clean at least 2 hours before. I’ll also time my eating and avoid certain foods the day before. Probably also reassure myself with a bulb half hour before the session. 
Sometimes it’s not possible to anticipate so on those occasions it’s just bend over and hope everything is ok. 
I saw a client recently and wasn’t expecting to bottom so hadn’t prepared apart from superficially (in case a finger went in lol). During the session he wanted to top so I flipped him over and sat on it hoping that it would be a quick one (time was nearly up). Fortunately it was and when I got off I had a quick look to check everything was ok and it looked fine. I’ve no problem if things get messy, just stop and clean up, but some guys do freak out about it. 
 


 
 

Drew Dixon is a doll and I've had a lot of fun with him. He's versatile, enthusiastic, and great for FF too.

Drew Dixon is a doll and I've had a lot of fun with him. He's versatile, enthusiastic, and great for FF too.

Drew Dixon is a doll and I've had a lot of fun with him. He's versatile, enthusiastic, and great for FF too.

Perfectly put….. poo appears post poking perhaps pertaining to prominent penises. 

I find the best way to get what you want is to ask directly without hesitation.  "Hey, when we get together I love a sweaty man smelling man with a clean edible ass. And while we are together, I like verbal degradation.  I do not mind being called a faggot or a cocksucker or a pussy boy and a low life scum sucking piece of shit.  The fouler the better.  Can you do that?"
Some may opt out but I am sure there are plenty of guys who could call you things you can't imagine while their manly sweaty body dominates you/.   
Ask and you shall receive.  

Perfect new forums!
As a client, I especially applaud the chance for providers to find the beauty in ancient relics 👏🏼