Mo Mason

Well I have completely fucked this entire thread and I am so sorry for that. LOL. C_Dawg has in fact identified himself as a versatile/top and my warped little bottom mind only saw the word "top". I am now going to exit myself from this conversation before I piss off at least a dozen more people. 😁

No, I did not see C_Dawg. Did you not literally say that you met C_Dawg and that he is a "great kisser, oralist, and bottom." Or am I so drunk that I can no longer read? I'm so confused right now. lol

Excuse me. I try to be sarcastic and it comes across as rude... sardonic. I'm just drunk. I didn't mean any offense. Your BFE's are your own experiences.

TJMS said C_Dawg is a great bottom. I dunno...

What?! Even flaccid the guy's got 7 inches. 😋

"It's not gray hair, it's cum stains." It doesn't help me too much. Is that supposed to be helpful to the ones who point out the gray hair? 🤨

Your "boyfriend experience" is based on how you feel after the encounter? That doesn't make sense.

I was very interested until you said he was a bottom. That's not going to work for me. 😛

I just don't get it. I'm a bottom. Anything over 6" is useless to me. Won't fit in my mouth. Won't fit in my ass. Barely fits in two hands. You absolute gaping whores.

An Anna Wintour type fashionista being an absolute horrendous bitch to her assistant. Part 1 was not enjoyable to me, at all. Why are they continuing this story? It's rotten.

"Don't cry Jason, it's just a rock." After Drive and Only God Forgives, I'm a huge Ryan Gosling fan (bit of a misstep with Barbie, yuck). Project Hail Mary was okay. I wanted to read the book first but my friend insisted I go see it. It dragged. Felt like I was sitting in that theater for 4 hours. But Ryan. There's still no one I'd rather travel into deep space with. Maybe Jake Gyllenhaal. Both born the same year as me. 1980 representin'! Could you imagine a threesome with Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal? Lord have mercy.

I feel like his photos are not doing him justice. He needs a new photographer.

I wish I could find a beard and moustache dye that looks natural. I started going gray at 26 and now at 45 I have a full-on Santa Claus beard. A few weeks ago at work I mentioned my age and a coworker said "Oh my god, you're 45? I thought you were in your 60s." Any recommendations? And no, I can't shave it off. I've got a weak chin and an odd-shaped face ... I need my facial hair intact in an attempt to sculpt a non-existent jawline. lol

I will be in Chicago for IML/Memorial Day weekend if anyone wants to hang out. I'm a little sloppy, but a good time otherwise. 🤪

For me, the ideal boyfriend experience involves a lot of physical contact. Touching. Caressing. Kissing. Massaging. Cuddling. Slow dancing. I don't experience very much physical contact with others until I hire for it. The physical closeness and touching is what really defines the experience.