Mo Mason

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.  

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.  

My experience with three of the providers who've been mentioned here:
coltenbarett: super cute twink.. he's a twunk nowadays... I think he was brand new to escorting when I hired him... this was back in 2019ish.. we are both bottoms and were new to hiring/providing.. so it was awkward.. we were nervous.. not much happened.  I still recommend him because he was good people/the vibe was right.  A+
alxward: super hot giant.. he had just come from a party and was a bit tipsy... kissed very aggressively.. I'm super submissive and would rather be on my knees than sucking face, so I feel like he didn't read that room very well.. nothing much happened in our hour together after that.  I still recommend him because he was good people/the vibe was right.  A+
travischambers: hired him for an overnight with only two hours notice, so super accommodating on his part... such a cute and friendly otter.. we had such a fun time but in a friendly, platonic way... I was awkward so we didn't do anything sexually.. I watched him sleep because I'm a weirdo..  I still recommend him because he was good people/the vibe was right.  A+
These guys did really well.  They were hires from six to eight years ago.  I blame ME for the shortcomings.  I was new.  I was nervous.  I didn't communicate directly or correctly.   They were not great experiences for me at the time, but I recognize that that was my fault entirely, not theirs.
 

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.  

Oh man, yes!  A good-looking verbal top who's into getting his ass worshiped... he better be charging at least $300 per hour, I insist. 

Excuse me.  I try to be sarcastic and it comes across as rude... sardonic.  I'm just drunk.  I didn't mean any offense.  Your BFE's are your own experiences. 

"It's not gray hair, it's cum stains."  It doesn't help me too much.  Is that supposed to be helpful to the ones who point out the gray hair?  🤨

Excuse me.  I try to be sarcastic and it comes across as rude... sardonic.  I'm just drunk.  I didn't mean any offense.  Your BFE's are your own experiences. 

Your "boyfriend experience" is based on how you feel after the encounter?  That doesn't make sense.

Excuse me.  I try to be sarcastic and it comes across as rude... sardonic.  I'm just drunk.  I didn't mean any offense.  Your BFE's are your own experiences. 

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.  

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.  

For me, the ideal boyfriend experience involves a lot of physical contact.  Touching.  Caressing.  Kissing.  Massaging.  Cuddling.  Slow dancing.  I don't experience very much physical contact with others until I hire for it.  The physical closeness and touching is what really defines the experience.  

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.  

"Don't cry Jason, it's just a rock."
After Drive and Only God Forgives, I'm a huge Ryan Gosling fan (bit of a misstep with Barbie, yuck).  Project Hail Mary was okay.  I wanted to read the book first but my friend insisted I go see it.  It dragged.  Felt like I was sitting in that theater for 4 hours.  But Ryan.  There's still no one I'd rather travel into deep space with.  Maybe Jake Gyllenhaal.  Both born the same year as me.
1980 representin'!
Could you imagine a threesome with Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal?  Lord have mercy.

I wish I could find a beard and moustache dye that looks natural.  I started going gray at 26 and now at 45 I have a full-on Santa Claus beard.  A few weeks ago at work I mentioned my age and a coworker said "Oh my god, you're 45?  I thought you were in your 60s."  
Any recommendations?  And no, I can't shave it off.  I've got a weak chin and an odd-shaped face ... I need my facial hair intact in an attempt to sculpt a non-existent jawline.  lol

Well I have completely fucked this entire thread and I am so sorry for that.  LOL.  C_Dawg has in fact identified himself as a versatile/top and my warped little bottom mind only saw the word "top".  
I am now going to exit myself from this conversation before I piss off at least a dozen more people.  😁

Well I have completely fucked this entire thread and I am so sorry for that.  LOL.  C_Dawg has in fact identified himself as a versatile/top and my warped little bottom mind only saw the word "top".  
I am now going to exit myself from this conversation before I piss off at least a dozen more people.  😁

I feel like his photos are not doing him justice.  He needs a new photographer.

Well I have completely fucked this entire thread and I am so sorry for that.  LOL.  C_Dawg has in fact identified himself as a versatile/top and my warped little bottom mind only saw the word "top".  
I am now going to exit myself from this conversation before I piss off at least a dozen more people.  😁

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.  

For me, the ideal boyfriend experience involves a lot of physical contact.  Touching.  Caressing.  Kissing.  Massaging.  Cuddling.  Slow dancing.  I don't experience very much physical contact with others until I hire for it.  The physical closeness and touching is what really defines the experience.  

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.  

When people remark that I have a lot of gray in my beard for my age, I reply: "That's not gray hair, it's cum stains".
I hope that helps!

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.