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    jeezifonly got a reaction from CMail01 in Prostate Massage   
    When it’s seamlessly worked into a sensual massage, prostate stimulation can be magic!! Your hygiene is essential for this, plan accordingly.
    In whatever locale you want this to happen, do cross-platform research. Start with masseurs, find some you like who do sensual and erotic massage. Check on escort sites to see if they also advertise on one of those. Between Daddy and the reviews on each site, along the 411’s here, you might rule out one or two. If a sensual/erotic masseur has good reviews, AND is available for more directly sexual services, he‘s the (first) one to ask. Tell him what you’re looking for and what you’re not. If he doesn’t get it, thank him and move on to the next. Odds are you’ll find the right table to be on sooner than you think. Keep in mind there may be providers who are not available for their usual services right now. A post-hunkering search might be required...
    If the only thing that has ever been up your bum is a doctor’s finger, get a small dildo and acquaint yourself with sensations that it brings - perfect instructional new hobby while in self isolation. Even if it’s not the hobby you’ll chat about on zoom with Mother...but then, I don’t know your mother. Good luck!
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from manTOman in Ryan Murphy does it again - HOLLYWOOD.   
    It was probably easier to enjoy this if you have no knowledge or connection whatsoever to the pictures, the stars, the fashions and the real life issues at stake during the 1940’s. A documentary it wasn’t. Murphy always gets good performances out of people, and knows good eye candy. Especially fun to watch Jim Parsons play someone so toxic.
    p.s. Not enough hats used on the ladies. I recall that I never went to luncheons without one...?
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + Cash4Trash in Any good Netflix watches?   
    Short documentary series ABSTRACT: The Art of Design. Fascinating look at well designed projects and artworks around the world and the people who create them.
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from SirBillybob in Getting a BJ during COVID-19   
    Sounds really hot, but not as safe as if you were to blow each other...
     
    ...kisses from across the room. ??
     
    Comes back to Risk/benefit ! !
    And don’t forget to factor risk to family or roommates you live with, if they assume you are abiding by guidelines.
    Please stay well!
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + azdr0710 in Just curious , what type of "services" should expect these days from the providers given current circumstances?   
    It won’t be for quite a while, but I would be happy to sit at a safe distance (masked even) to watch someone who knows how to put on a great show. Lots of my usual parameters would be dropped in favor of youth, physical beauty, a sense of rhythm (loves me a good dancing ecdysiast) with a cocky exhibitionistic streak. Wow - might be a chance to hire my first pushy bottom!!
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from mike carey in SuperBeef   
    Adam/Max has always ticked all the boxes for me in his profile but I was never sure of his where and when’s. One phone call clarified how he’s simply abusing the system he’s paying for.
    I’m cool with the multi-locale thing, even with a different name for each. But not when they come up as ‘AVAILABLE NOW’ In each locale. Surely a little bit of code would fix it. Even if just for members. Providers can’t be held to forensic standards of accuracy in how their photos and words portray them. But the single location of the single human being who is the provider is simply a data point. Why couldn’t providers be required to have to ping the app from a location within X, (max time or milage) from a locale they offer “NOW” or the green light doesn’t go on... C’mon, RentMen. You can do it.
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from MikeBiDude in Just curious , what type of "services" should expect these days from the providers given current circumstances?   
    It won’t be for quite a while, but I would be happy to sit at a safe distance (masked even) to watch someone who knows how to put on a great show. Lots of my usual parameters would be dropped in favor of youth, physical beauty, a sense of rhythm (loves me a good dancing ecdysiast) with a cocky exhibitionistic streak. Wow - might be a chance to hire my first pushy bottom!!
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + bashful in Have you ever met any celebrities?   
    “I have no tolerance for name droppers, as I was just saying to my dear friend Queen Elizabeth”
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from tennisjock in Will Corona curtail your hiring?   
    Giving you a hard time?????
    You are/were his client
    The only HARD time he gets to give you is during the ‘two consenting adult’ bits.
    Don’t waste karma outing him. More and more clients will reject his advancers anyway. If he applies the same pushyness to urging people to vote, he can redeem himself maybe
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from Phil_musc in Sounding. What's your reaction?   
    To those who are curious but scared and/or lazy with preparation:
    Get your charged OralB from the bathroom
    Put it in a finger of a disposable glove - nitrile, vinyl -not latex if allergic- and secure with rubber band at joining point of handle and also getting rest of glove out of the way. Set aside.
    Grab your favorite lube for jacking (you already know your skin is ok with it) and use that to get good and hard maybe with a cockring if that suits you. Edge for a bit. When ready, Support your dick with one hand at base, use other to hold the tip of protected toothbrush on lower setting, perpendicular to length of the shaft, and hold the back of the brush just against your slit so it’s the only stimulation. (If you’ve got a big one that hovers around 80% hard try standing so it has gravity working as stabilization.) Start with hardly any pressure. As your piss slit gets tickled, add pressure so the back of the brush “parts” your slit, and makes contact with the urethra. Don’t forget your frenulum, It does work best if you keep the other hand away from the head. You’re not going in, just loading the nerves there with lots of sensation. Adjust lube, position, angle, pressure and speed, and keep it there for as long you can. It’s a great way to come. Pee a lot after. Keep glove on the brush until you can undo the bands, dispose of the glove and dip your brush in alcohol (vodka works great) and clean handle with antibacterial wipe.
    No pain, nor risk of infection, at the least it’s a new sensation, at best it could become something to try again, solo or with a buddy and it could explain
    ...why...someone might want more. Cheers
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from liubit in Sounding. What's your reaction?   
    To those who are curious but scared and/or lazy with preparation:
    Get your charged OralB from the bathroom
    Put it in a finger of a disposable glove - nitrile, vinyl -not latex if allergic- and secure with rubber band at joining point of handle and also getting rest of glove out of the way. Set aside.
    Grab your favorite lube for jacking (you already know your skin is ok with it) and use that to get good and hard maybe with a cockring if that suits you. Edge for a bit. When ready, Support your dick with one hand at base, use other to hold the tip of protected toothbrush on lower setting, perpendicular to length of the shaft, and hold the back of the brush just against your slit so it’s the only stimulation. (If you’ve got a big one that hovers around 80% hard try standing so it has gravity working as stabilization.) Start with hardly any pressure. As your piss slit gets tickled, add pressure so the back of the brush “parts” your slit, and makes contact with the urethra. Don’t forget your frenulum, It does work best if you keep the other hand away from the head. You’re not going in, just loading the nerves there with lots of sensation. Adjust lube, position, angle, pressure and speed, and keep it there for as long you can. It’s a great way to come. Pee a lot after. Keep glove on the brush until you can undo the bands, dispose of the glove and dip your brush in alcohol (vodka works great) and clean handle with antibacterial wipe.
    No pain, nor risk of infection, at the least it’s a new sensation, at best it could become something to try again, solo or with a buddy and it could explain
    ...why...someone might want more. Cheers
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from lonely_john in Will Corona curtail your hiring?   
    /////. Beware the Ides of March. \\\\\
    Big cities no bars open, restaurants cut to takeaway and delivery. Yikes
     
    We cannot play games here, mates
    I am seeing reports that are scary and tracing contacts etc etc
     
    I will likely take what I might spend on drinking/dining/hiring, and grab a Trader Joe’s gift card or two for regular or semiregular provider. I’ll mail it with a no strings note. Online gift could also work
    It’s expensive to live in LA and if we all do a little something they’re more likely to remain available.
    This offer is null and void if they own more houses than I do ?
    Seriously we need to isolate our corporal beings as much as possible. I am in a high risk group. My heart goes out to all the people who may be stuck at a home that’s difficult to endure
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from JBrian72 in Will Corona curtail your hiring?   
    /////. Beware the Ides of March. \\\\\
    Big cities no bars open, restaurants cut to takeaway and delivery. Yikes
     
    We cannot play games here, mates
    I am seeing reports that are scary and tracing contacts etc etc
     
    I will likely take what I might spend on drinking/dining/hiring, and grab a Trader Joe’s gift card or two for regular or semiregular provider. I’ll mail it with a no strings note. Online gift could also work
    It’s expensive to live in LA and if we all do a little something they’re more likely to remain available.
    This offer is null and void if they own more houses than I do ?
    Seriously we need to isolate our corporal beings as much as possible. I am in a high risk group. My heart goes out to all the people who may be stuck at a home that’s difficult to endure
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + nycman in What do you consider a fair tip?   
    I’m an infrequent client, and not a regular for any one provider...variety, spice, etc... I tend to let the generosity of my tip reflect the generosity of the provider whether body mind or heart. I’m not an ogre, but time has relegated my hotness to the rear view mirror. So, if the hire has lived up to ad AND makes me feel like I turned him on, he’s getting at least 15%. It goes up for excellent hosting, a safe space, an eye not obsessed with phone or clock, and for special skills (which can be interpreted in as many ways as there are providers...)
    Most I ever tipped was 120% - his massage and other skills were superb, set-up and service like a spa, and his rate sorta too low, I thought, for what he did to exceed my expectations. Good communication before and during, a good sense of humor, and great eye contact. I would never tip that much in a barber/salon, or a restaurant or driver. It always makes you more welcome when you return, sure. As I thank him, I try to point out why I’m being generous, so he knows how the extras improve the experience. Even if it’s a one-off, we both part better off than before.
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + bashful in What do you consider a fair tip?   
    I’m an infrequent client, and not a regular for any one provider...variety, spice, etc... I tend to let the generosity of my tip reflect the generosity of the provider whether body mind or heart. I’m not an ogre, but time has relegated my hotness to the rear view mirror. So, if the hire has lived up to ad AND makes me feel like I turned him on, he’s getting at least 15%. It goes up for excellent hosting, a safe space, an eye not obsessed with phone or clock, and for special skills (which can be interpreted in as many ways as there are providers...)
    Most I ever tipped was 120% - his massage and other skills were superb, set-up and service like a spa, and his rate sorta too low, I thought, for what he did to exceed my expectations. Good communication before and during, a good sense of humor, and great eye contact. I would never tip that much in a barber/salon, or a restaurant or driver. It always makes you more welcome when you return, sure. As I thank him, I try to point out why I’m being generous, so he knows how the extras improve the experience. Even if it’s a one-off, we both part better off than before.
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + Just Sayin in What do you consider a fair tip?   
    I’m an infrequent client, and not a regular for any one provider...variety, spice, etc... I tend to let the generosity of my tip reflect the generosity of the provider whether body mind or heart. I’m not an ogre, but time has relegated my hotness to the rear view mirror. So, if the hire has lived up to ad AND makes me feel like I turned him on, he’s getting at least 15%. It goes up for excellent hosting, a safe space, an eye not obsessed with phone or clock, and for special skills (which can be interpreted in as many ways as there are providers...)
    Most I ever tipped was 120% - his massage and other skills were superb, set-up and service like a spa, and his rate sorta too low, I thought, for what he did to exceed my expectations. Good communication before and during, a good sense of humor, and great eye contact. I would never tip that much in a barber/salon, or a restaurant or driver. It always makes you more welcome when you return, sure. As I thank him, I try to point out why I’m being generous, so he knows how the extras improve the experience. Even if it’s a one-off, we both part better off than before.
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from instudiocity in What do you consider a fair tip?   
    I’m an infrequent client, and not a regular for any one provider...variety, spice, etc... I tend to let the generosity of my tip reflect the generosity of the provider whether body mind or heart. I’m not an ogre, but time has relegated my hotness to the rear view mirror. So, if the hire has lived up to ad AND makes me feel like I turned him on, he’s getting at least 15%. It goes up for excellent hosting, a safe space, an eye not obsessed with phone or clock, and for special skills (which can be interpreted in as many ways as there are providers...)
    Most I ever tipped was 120% - his massage and other skills were superb, set-up and service like a spa, and his rate sorta too low, I thought, for what he did to exceed my expectations. Good communication before and during, a good sense of humor, and great eye contact. I would never tip that much in a barber/salon, or a restaurant or driver. It always makes you more welcome when you return, sure. As I thank him, I try to point out why I’m being generous, so he knows how the extras improve the experience. Even if it’s a one-off, we both part better off than before.
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + Charlie in Victor Jokers in Los Angeles   
    Perhaps his moniker might serve as a heads up
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + SK in SD in Is this who I think it is?   
    I have seen him in public in the last several years (concert hall/theatre lobbies - he’s a big supporter of the arts) and even last year or so his body is still very worked out and he looked handsome and healthy. Really good-looking men his age are rare among providers, so if you are squicked out by his numerical age you simply choose from the huge number of others in his area who have less milage. I have friends who have met him socially and described him as friendly and smart, for what that’s worth
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from IntuitiveTactile in 411 on Nick from LA   
    I wouldn’t be surprised if the name change between sites is less about dodging bad reviews and more about a way to prescreen the client. You call/text to David it tells him about your expectations of your meeting based on massage, if you call/text Nick he’ll know right away your expectation of the meeting is “more than massage”
    In the old Frontiers ads “Ask for ________”
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from RickD1980 in NYC Masseurs who Rim   
    U-Spa bidet toilet seat = life changing for anyone who likes any sort of rear action.
    I can wash and rinse all my bizness (one can mount it reverse cowgirl for dickwash) if I’ve already showered, but...
    Even knowing I’m sparkling clean, I would neither expect nor ask a masseur for that. I have had it happen organically during a full service session, as a reciprocal offering. Props to those whose puckered charms are irresistible!
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from Monarchy79 in NYC Masseurs who Rim   
    U-Spa bidet toilet seat = life changing for anyone who likes any sort of rear action.
    I can wash and rinse all my bizness (one can mount it reverse cowgirl for dickwash) if I’ve already showered, but...
    Even knowing I’m sparkling clean, I would neither expect nor ask a masseur for that. I have had it happen organically during a full service session, as a reciprocal offering. Props to those whose puckered charms are irresistible!
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + SK in SD in Parker Matson- LA - 411   
    Better than average skills w bodywork. Really nice setup and service, limits massage to 60m. Look for threads in Deli section to get a bit more info on interaction. Higher rate services here:
    https://rent.men/Parkermatson
    Worth. It.
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from + Just Sayin in What's your brothel budget?   
    Whether paying for a high-end star or newbie, it’s the definition of investing locally. Do they need the money more than I do at the moment that I’m hungry for ... a snack? Probably.
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    jeezifonly got a reaction from flanger in Your Showering/Cleaning Habits?   
    I’m a fan of cleaning out as much as possible- it helps immensely with your confidence in relaxing the muscles
    Not here to peddle but this has no taste/fragrance and safe on mucous membranes
    My Trader Joe’s always has it and cheaper
    Great anywhere you need clean/neutral skin
    https://www.amazon.com/Trader-Joes-Nourish-All-in-one-facial-Cleanser/dp/B009DSXT80
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